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Clips from Maggie - I See a Baby in Your Future (S01E01)

Movies 2022 Season 1, Episode 6 88 min ★ 6.1/10 (652 ratings) 522 clips
Drama Mystery Comedy

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"♪"
Maggie
[laughing]
"[laughing]"
Maggie
- Are you sure it's okay that I'm not taking you to the airport?
"- Are you sure it's okay that I'm not taking you to the airport?"
Maggie
- Of course. It's way too soon for the airport.
"- Of course. It's way too soon for the airport."
Maggie
He said, trying not to scare her off. [Maggie chuckles]
"He said, trying not to scare her off. [Maggie chuckles]"
Maggie
- Even if we were married with a townhouse and a dog,
"- Even if we were married with a townhouse and a dog,"
Maggie
it would still be too soon. - Noted.
"it would still be too soon. - Noted."
Maggie
DRIVER: Daniel? - Yeah.
"DRIVER: Daniel? - Yeah."
Maggie
- Trunk's full and my cat's loose in the back,
"- Trunk's full and my cat's loose in the back,"
Maggie
but I'm your ride.
"but I'm your ride."
Maggie
- This isn't how I die, is it?
"- This isn't how I die, is it?"
Maggie
I'll call you. - I'll answer.
"I'll call you. - I'll answer."
Maggie
[cat screeching]
"[cat screeching]"
Maggie
- Wow, okay. MAGGIE: Wow.
"- Wow, okay. MAGGIE: Wow."
Maggie
- You know what, seriously, I'm gonna need a response to the
"- You know what, seriously, I'm gonna need a response to the"
Maggie
"is this how I die" question. Just before--
""is this how I die" question. Just before--"
Maggie
[cat screeches] Oh.
"[cat screeches] Oh."
Maggie
- I'm off the clock!
"- I'm off the clock!"
Maggie
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
"[indistinct chatter, laughter]"
Maggie
- Oh man. This is so fun!
"- Oh man. This is so fun!"
Maggie
I love that we can have a loud, drunken dinner outside
"I love that we can have a loud, drunken dinner outside"
Maggie
and know that our neighbor isn't gonna call in a noise complaint.
"and know that our neighbor isn't gonna call in a noise complaint."
Maggie
- Well, there's no complaint when the noise is Louise.
"- Well, there's no complaint when the noise is Louise."
Maggie
- I just like that I can hang out with you guys
"- I just like that I can hang out with you guys"
Maggie
instead of my weird goth roommate and her Gila monster.
"instead of my weird goth roommate and her Gila monster."
Maggie
[dog snarling] [laughter]
"[dog snarling] [laughter]"
Maggie
- Oh, Ben, did Mom drop off some boxes of old stuff for you.
"- Oh, Ben, did Mom drop off some boxes of old stuff for you."
Maggie
- Oh no, did she get a new self-help book?
"- Oh no, did she get a new self-help book?"
Maggie
- Yeah, so she's getting rid of things.
"- Yeah, so she's getting rid of things."
Maggie
Most of the boxes she gave me are old self-help books.
"Most of the boxes she gave me are old self-help books."
Maggie
- Ooh, I love vintage self-help books.
"- Ooh, I love vintage self-help books."
Maggie
Ya know, I just miss when they used to tell you to change your personality
"Ya know, I just miss when they used to tell you to change your personality"
Maggie
instead of, like, honoring it.
"instead of, like, honoring it."
Maggie
[all agreeing] No.
"[all agreeing] No."
Maggie
- But I also found some of Dad's old stuff.
"- But I also found some of Dad's old stuff."
Maggie
- Really? - Yeah.
"- Really? - Yeah."
Maggie
- Anything good?
"- Anything good?"
Maggie
- Remember the old tortilla press he taught me to cook on?
"- Remember the old tortilla press he taught me to cook on?"
Maggie
- No! - Yes! Took me right back.
"- No! - Yes! Took me right back."
Maggie
It's like I could smell the kitchen. BEN: Mm.
"It's like I could smell the kitchen. BEN: Mm."
Maggie
Well, maybe my bottle caps are in there.
"Well, maybe my bottle caps are in there."
Maggie
- I know, I was thinking that.
"- I know, I was thinking that."
Maggie
- Oh, we found your grandmother's manatee.
"- Oh, we found your grandmother's manatee."
Maggie
Amy's gonna wear it on her face at the wedding.
"Amy's gonna wear it on her face at the wedding."
Maggie
- I am. I'm gonna wear it on my face,
"- I am. I'm gonna wear it on my face,"
Maggie
and he means mantilla.
"and he means mantilla."
Maggie
- Mantilla, mantilla, mantilla. [all laughing]
"- Mantilla, mantilla, mantilla. [all laughing]"
Maggie
- Which reminds me, you guys. I need opinions, okay?
"- Which reminds me, you guys. I need opinions, okay?"
Maggie
And be honest. - That means lie, guys.
"And be honest. - That means lie, guys."
Maggie
- I've gone through all of these wedding magazines.
"- I've gone through all of these wedding magazines."
Maggie
I still don't know which kind of dress to go with.
"I still don't know which kind of dress to go with."
Maggie
Why can't I be one of those women who only has, like, one good silhouette?
"Why can't I be one of those women who only has, like, one good silhouette?"
Maggie
- Mm!
"- Mm!"
Maggie
[camera clicks]
"[camera clicks]"
Maggie
- Oh! Yeah, you choose that one.
"- Oh! Yeah, you choose that one."
Maggie
- Wait, what? Are you sure? - Yeah.
"- Wait, what? Are you sure? - Yeah."
Maggie
Yeah, I just saw it. You look gorgeous, by the way.
"Yeah, I just saw it. You look gorgeous, by the way."
Maggie
You should have, like, deer and birds following you around.
"You should have, like, deer and birds following you around."
Maggie
- Oh, I love that idea! Thank you so much, Maggie!
"- Oh, I love that idea! Thank you so much, Maggie!"
Maggie
- Birds and deers?
"- Birds and deers?"
Maggie
- You saved me 400 bucks in wedding magazines.
"- You saved me 400 bucks in wedding magazines."
Maggie
- I know. - Dave, close your eyes.
"- I know. - Dave, close your eyes."
Maggie
DAVE: Okay. - Okay.
"DAVE: Okay. - Okay."
Maggie
[everyone oohs and ahhs] [gasps]
"[everyone oohs and ahhs] [gasps]"
Maggie
- That is gorgeous. - Wow, beautiful.
"- That is gorgeous. - Wow, beautiful."
Maggie
[chuckling]
"[chuckling]"
Maggie
♪
"♪"
Maggie
- Hey, girl.
"- Hey, girl."
Maggie
- Oh, hi. - Hi. I just want to say thank you again
"- Oh, hi. - Hi. I just want to say thank you again"
Maggie
for the wedding dress tip.
"for the wedding dress tip."
Maggie
- Oh. - I brought you a coffee.
"- Oh. - I brought you a coffee."
Maggie
- Ooh. - It's my favorite.
"- Ooh. - It's my favorite."
Maggie
- Whoa, that's heavy.
"- Whoa, that's heavy."
Maggie
- Mm-hm, it's mostly Baileys.
"- Mm-hm, it's mostly Baileys."
Maggie
Anywho, I was just wondering if maybe I could get a more formal reading.
"Anywho, I was just wondering if maybe I could get a more formal reading."
Maggie
You know, to just knock out some of those details of the wedding?
"You know, to just knock out some of those details of the wedding?"
Maggie
- Oh, Amy, uh... I-I'd love to help you, but I just--
"- Oh, Amy, uh... I-I'd love to help you, but I just--"
Maggie
It's, kind of, my policy I don't give readings to friends
"It's, kind of, my policy I don't give readings to friends"
Maggie
'cause it gets a bit messy. - Right.
"'cause it gets a bit messy. - Right."
Maggie
Yeah, Louise told me that you might say that,
"Yeah, Louise told me that you might say that,"
Maggie
so I came up with a list of several compelling reasons
"so I came up with a list of several compelling reasons"
Maggie
why you and I are not really friends.
"why you and I are not really friends."
Maggie
One, I have no idea when your birthday is.
"One, I have no idea when your birthday is."
Maggie
Two, even if I did know, I wouldn't post about you on Instagram.
"Two, even if I did know, I wouldn't post about you on Instagram."
Maggie
Three, even if I did post,
"Three, even if I did post,"
Maggie
I'd make sure I still look better in the photo.
"I'd make sure I still look better in the photo."
Maggie
That's not real friendship.
"That's not real friendship."
Maggie
- I'd argue that's what most friendship looks like these days.
"- I'd argue that's what most friendship looks like these days."
Maggie
- Four, unless you're standing directly in front of me,
"- Four, unless you're standing directly in front of me,"
Maggie
I have no idea what color eyes you have.
"I have no idea what color eyes you have."
Maggie
They're really pretty, by the way.
"They're really pretty, by the way."
Maggie
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
Maggie
- Amy, look, I've been to your house,
"- Amy, look, I've been to your house,"
Maggie
I borrowed clothes from you.
"I borrowed clothes from you."
Maggie
We are friends.
"We are friends."
Maggie
- What's my last name? - Morales.
"- What's my last name? - Morales."
Maggie
- Come on, even the receptionist at my dentist knows that,
"- Come on, even the receptionist at my dentist knows that,"
Maggie
and she and I are definitely not friends.
"and she and I are definitely not friends."
Maggie
Do you know what she said to me? - No.
"Do you know what she said to me? - No."
Maggie
- I'm gonna pull up the text thread real quick.
"- I'm gonna pull up the text thread real quick."
Maggie
- Oh. - I'm gonna have to go a few months back.
"- Oh. - I'm gonna have to go a few months back."
Maggie
Just gimme a minute. [laughs] Look at that meme.
"Just gimme a minute. [laughs] Look at that meme."
Maggie
[laughs] Okay, that's not it.
"[laughs] Okay, that's not it."
Maggie
Let me just take a seat and get real comfy here.
"Let me just take a seat and get real comfy here."
Maggie
- You're sitting. - Oh. Oh, is this it? That's not it.
"- You're sitting. - Oh. Oh, is this it? That's not it."
Maggie
Gimme, like, 15 minutes or so-- - Okay, you know what? It's fine.
"Gimme, like, 15 minutes or so-- - Okay, you know what? It's fine."
Maggie
I'll just give ya a reading. - Thank you.
"I'll just give ya a reading. - Thank you."
Maggie
[exhales]
"[exhales]"
Maggie
- I'm learning to be chill from Louise.
"- I'm learning to be chill from Louise."
Maggie
- I should actually probably use this on you.
"- I should actually probably use this on you."
Maggie
- Mm, I feel that.
"- Mm, I feel that."
Maggie
I love that. - Okay.
"I love that. - Okay."
Maggie
- Look, don't be embarrassed. It happens all the time.
"- Look, don't be embarrassed. It happens all the time."
Maggie
- I'm not. You're the one who farted.
"- I'm not. You're the one who farted."
Maggie
- Hey.
"- Hey."
Maggie
JESSIE: Hey, what's up? - Check it out.
"JESSIE: Hey, what's up? - Check it out."
Maggie
I finally got the boxes from my mom's attic.
"I finally got the boxes from my mom's attic."
Maggie
There's supposed to be some of my dad's stuff in here.
"There's supposed to be some of my dad's stuff in here."
Maggie
[glass shatters] Mother.
"[glass shatters] Mother."
Maggie
- Uh, Amy told me about your dad. I'm so sorry he passed.
"- Uh, Amy told me about your dad. I'm so sorry he passed."
Maggie