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Clips from Johnny Test - Johnny and the Squishy Wooshies (S02E02)

Video Games 2021 Season 2, Episode 14 ★ 5.3/10 (14 ratings) 210 clips
Adventure Action Animation

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[alarm blaring]
"[alarm blaring]"
Johnny Test
♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
"♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪"
Johnny Test
♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
"♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪"
Johnny Test
♪ You never know what's coming next Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
"♪ You never know what's coming next Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪"
Johnny Test
[slurps]
"[slurps]"
Johnny Test
-[dramatic music plays] -This is it!
"-[dramatic music plays] -This is it!"
Johnny Test
Today is the day I finally die… of boredom!
"Today is the day I finally die… of boredom!"
Johnny Test
[linoleum squeaks]
"[linoleum squeaks]"
Johnny Test
I'm going to the carwash, and I'll give you two dollars in quarters
"I'm going to the carwash, and I'll give you two dollars in quarters"
Johnny Test
for the toy dispensers.
"for the toy dispensers."
Johnny Test
If I had… [coughs]
"If I had… [coughs]"
Johnny Test
…three dollars in quarters,
"…three dollars in quarters,"
Johnny Test
it might be enough to save me.
"it might be enough to save me."
Johnny Test
Well, it was your best bored-to-death performance to date,
"Well, it was your best bored-to-death performance to date,"
Johnny Test
so one more dollar, but that's it.
"so one more dollar, but that's it."
Johnny Test
Yes! Oh, and can Dukey come?
"Yes! Oh, and can Dukey come?"
Johnny Test
[pants]
"[pants]"
Johnny Test
[bell dings]
"[bell dings]"
Johnny Test
[doorbell jingles]
"[doorbell jingles]"
Johnny Test
Hello, Squishy Wooshies!
"Hello, Squishy Wooshies!"
Johnny Test
I didn't get it.
"I didn't get it."
Johnny Test
I didn't get it.
"I didn't get it."
Johnny Test
Nooo!
"Nooo!"
Johnny Test
[mournful violin playing]
"[mournful violin playing]"
Johnny Test
Aw, that's sad.
"Aw, that's sad."
Johnny Test
But their disappointment is my gain,
"But their disappointment is my gain,"
Johnny Test
because today is the day I finally get…
"because today is the day I finally get…"
Johnny Test
the rare Gnarly Narwhal,
"the rare Gnarly Narwhal,"
Johnny Test
and complete my Squishy Wooshie collection!
"and complete my Squishy Wooshie collection!"
Johnny Test
Not a Narwhal.
"Not a Narwhal."
Johnny Test
[coins rattle]
"[coins rattle]"
Johnny Test
Not a Narwhal.
"Not a Narwhal."
Johnny Test
[coins rattle]
"[coins rattle]"
Johnny Test
Nooo!
"Nooo!"
Johnny Test
[doorbell jingles]
"[doorbell jingles]"
Johnny Test
Quick, tear me.
"Quick, tear me."
Johnny Test
[mournful violin playing]
"[mournful violin playing]"
Johnny Test
N-No.
"N-No."
Johnny Test
But I just need one more dollar to get the Narwhal!
"But I just need one more dollar to get the Narwhal!"
Johnny Test
It's next, I know it.
"It's next, I know it."
Johnny Test
Johnny, I have had it with your waste-of-money collecting obsession.
"Johnny, I have had it with your waste-of-money collecting obsession."
Johnny Test
You had to get all the Roboticles,
"You had to get all the Roboticles,"
Johnny Test
every Tinymon trading card on the planet,
"every Tinymon trading card on the planet,"
Johnny Test
and I am done giving you quarters to collect a foamy horned whale
"and I am done giving you quarters to collect a foamy horned whale"
Johnny Test
that probably doesn't exist!
"that probably doesn't exist!"
Johnny Test
Wrong! Cos there's a bunch of Gnarly Narwhals on ePal
"Wrong! Cos there's a bunch of Gnarly Narwhals on ePal"
Johnny Test
for only $50.
"for only $50."
Johnny Test
Johnny! I will never pay $50
"Johnny! I will never pay $50"
Johnny Test
for something that only cost five cents to make!
"for something that only cost five cents to make!"
Johnny Test
[slams]
"[slams]"
Johnny Test
What did you find in the car seats?
"What did you find in the car seats?"
Johnny Test
One tissue packet, two pens, three lip balms and…
"One tissue packet, two pens, three lip balms and…"
Johnny Test
four quarters!
"four quarters!"
Johnny Test
Yes! Now we just have to figure out how to get Dad back to the carwash.
"Yes! Now we just have to figure out how to get Dad back to the carwash."
Johnny Test
[Susan] We call it the MRI-gnifying glass.
"[Susan] We call it the MRI-gnifying glass."
Johnny Test
It gives you the ability and portability to see inside of things.
"It gives you the ability and portability to see inside of things."
Johnny Test
Uh-huh.
"Uh-huh."
Johnny Test
[Susan] Like four-inch-thick steel safes!
"[Susan] Like four-inch-thick steel safes!"
Johnny Test
[fanfare]
"[fanfare]"
Johnny Test
[both] We're such geniuses.
"[both] We're such geniuses."
Johnny Test
That's great, but I just need to borrow some safety cones.
"That's great, but I just need to borrow some safety cones."
Johnny Test
Why?
"Why?"
Johnny Test
More dirt.
"More dirt."
Johnny Test
And you think this will work?
"And you think this will work?"
Johnny Test
-Yes, and-- -[horn blares]
"-Yes, and-- -[horn blares]"
Johnny Test
Tree it now!
"Tree it now!"
Johnny Test
Three… two…
"Three… two…"
Johnny Test
-a-one… -[door opens]
"-a-one… -[door opens]"
Johnny Test
[wails] My clean car!
"[wails] My clean car!"
Johnny Test
[bell dings]
"[bell dings]"
Johnny Test
[doorbell jingles]
"[doorbell jingles]"
Johnny Test
It's another zebra!
"It's another zebra!"
Johnny Test
The Narwhal's not in there, man!
"The Narwhal's not in there, man!"
Johnny Test
It's like a cruel game!
"It's like a cruel game!"
Johnny Test
Oh, it's there. Just watch the master.
"Oh, it's there. Just watch the master."
Johnny Test
This can't be happening.
"This can't be happening."
Johnny Test
Maybe your dad's right and there is no Gnarly Narwhal.
"Maybe your dad's right and there is no Gnarly Narwhal."
Johnny Test
There's only one way to find out!
"There's only one way to find out!"
Johnny Test
Johnny need MRI-gnify-thing to see if there's a Gnarly Narwhal at the carwash,
"Johnny need MRI-gnify-thing to see if there's a Gnarly Narwhal at the carwash,"
Johnny Test
and before you say no… please, oh, please!
"and before you say no… please, oh, please!"
Johnny Test
Please, I need to know, and… you love me.
"Please, I need to know, and… you love me."
Johnny Test
Take it.
"Take it."
Johnny Test
But you guys are going way too far for a cheap foam toy.
"But you guys are going way too far for a cheap foam toy."
Johnny Test
Oh, we know.
"Oh, we know."
Johnny Test
And how are you gonna get back to the carwash?
"And how are you gonna get back to the carwash?"
Johnny Test
Oh, yeah. Do you have any birdseed?
"Oh, yeah. Do you have any birdseed?"
Johnny Test
[birds squawk and tweet]
"[birds squawk and tweet]"
Johnny Test
-Now? -Give them another moment to digest.
"-Now? -Give them another moment to digest."
Johnny Test
[tweeting]
"[tweeting]"
Johnny Test
-Now! -[barks]
"-Now! -[barks]"
Johnny Test
[splat]
"[splat]"
Johnny Test
[door opens]
"[door opens]"
Johnny Test
[screams] My clean car! Again!
"[screams] My clean car! Again!"
Johnny Test
[bell dings]
"[bell dings]"
Johnny Test
-[doorbell jingles] -[kids sob]
"-[doorbell jingles] -[kids sob]"
Johnny Test
It's not a toy dispenser, it's a sadness machine!
"It's not a toy dispenser, it's a sadness machine!"
Johnny Test
Well, we're about to find out.
"Well, we're about to find out."
Johnny Test
[beeps]
"[beeps]"
Johnny Test
[whirring]
"[whirring]"
Johnny Test
Wait, there's not a single Gnarly Narwhal in the whole thing!
"Wait, there's not a single Gnarly Narwhal in the whole thing!"
Johnny Test
Sorry, kids.
"Sorry, kids."
Johnny Test
I know Gnarly Narwhal is the rarest of all Squishy Wooshies,
"I know Gnarly Narwhal is the rarest of all Squishy Wooshies,"
Johnny Test
but they do exist.
"but they do exist."
Johnny Test
I saw one on ePal for $50.
"I saw one on ePal for $50."
Johnny Test
[doorbell jingles]
"[doorbell jingles]"
Johnny Test
Yeah, well, he knows that ePal is not an option.
"Yeah, well, he knows that ePal is not an option."
Johnny Test
Johnny, give up!
"Johnny, give up!"
Johnny Test
It's just a foam toy.
"It's just a foam toy."
Johnny Test
Come on!
"Come on!"
Johnny Test
Haven't you ever wanted something so bad you literally can't sleep?
"Haven't you ever wanted something so bad you literally can't sleep?"
Johnny Test
No.
"No."
Johnny Test
[angelic choir]
"[angelic choir]"
Johnny Test
Yes.
"Yes."
Johnny Test
OK, according to the Squishy Wooshie company's delivery log,
"OK, according to the Squishy Wooshie company's delivery log,"
Johnny Test
a new shipment will arrive at the carwash
"a new shipment will arrive at the carwash"
Johnny Test
first thing in the morning.
"first thing in the morning."
Johnny Test
And there will be four Gnarly Narwhals in the batch.
"And there will be four Gnarly Narwhals in the batch."
Johnny Test
But you'll have to get to the carwash before it opens,
"But you'll have to get to the carwash before it opens,"
Johnny Test
and how are you gonna do that?
"and how are you gonna do that?"
Johnny Test
Hmm… Can you hack construction businesses too?
"Hmm… Can you hack construction businesses too?"
Johnny Test