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Clips from Johnny Test - Johnny's Got a Brand New Mom (S02E02)

Video Games 2021 Season 2, Episode 1 ★ 5.3/10 (14 ratings) 227 clips
Adventure Action Animation

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[alarm blaring]
"[alarm blaring]"
Johnny Test
♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
"♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪"
Johnny Test
♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
"♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪"
Johnny Test
♪ You never know what's coming next Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
"♪ You never know what's coming next Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪"
Johnny Test
[computer beeps]
"[computer beeps]"
Johnny Test
I need your help!
"I need your help!"
Johnny Test
I might've gotten into a teeny tiny bit of trouble at school.
"I might've gotten into a teeny tiny bit of trouble at school."
Johnny Test
What sort of teeny tiny trouble?
"What sort of teeny tiny trouble?"
Johnny Test
You know that expression, "If you love something, set it free"?
"You know that expression, "If you love something, set it free"?"
Johnny Test
[croaks]
"[croaks]"
Johnny Test
Be free, science lab frogs!
"Be free, science lab frogs!"
Johnny Test
[needle scratches record]
"[needle scratches record]"
Johnny Test
Be free, mashed potatoes!
"Be free, mashed potatoes!"
Johnny Test
-[potatoes splat] -[needle scratches record]
"-[potatoes splat] -[needle scratches record]"
Johnny Test
Be free, pants!
"Be free, pants!"
Johnny Test
You set your pants free?
"You set your pants free?"
Johnny Test
And my legs.
"And my legs."
Johnny Test
And now Teacherman wants Mom or Dad to come to school
"And now Teacherman wants Mom or Dad to come to school"
Johnny Test
and sign a behavioral report,
"and sign a behavioral report,"
Johnny Test
but we're gonna send a Mom or Dad robot instead…
"but we're gonna send a Mom or Dad robot instead…"
Johnny Test
-[Dukey spits] -…cos you love me.
"-[Dukey spits] -…cos you love me."
Johnny Test
Huh! This isn't like his other hugs when he wants something.
"Huh! This isn't like his other hugs when he wants something."
Johnny Test
I'm actually sensing… affection.
"I'm actually sensing… affection."
Johnny Test
But we don't have Mom and Dad-bots, Johnny.
"But we don't have Mom and Dad-bots, Johnny."
Johnny Test
-[thud] -We have Mom and Dad automatons!
"-[thud] -We have Mom and Dad automatons!"
Johnny Test
[power pulses]
"[power pulses]"
Johnny Test
Yes!
"Yes!"
Johnny Test
We're also working on an elephant-amaton for zoos.
"We're also working on an elephant-amaton for zoos."
Johnny Test
So real elephants can go back to the wild.
"So real elephants can go back to the wild."
Johnny Test
Oh, that's nice, and Johnny want Mommy-thing!
"Oh, that's nice, and Johnny want Mommy-thing!"
Johnny Test
Fine. But first, we need to load the personality traits
"Fine. But first, we need to load the personality traits"
Johnny Test
Mom-amaton will need for a parent-teacher meeting.
"Mom-amaton will need for a parent-teacher meeting."
Johnny Test
Friendliness, fierceness,
"Friendliness, fierceness,"
Johnny Test
and to always want to be with family.
"and to always want to be with family."
Johnny Test
Wait. Mr. Teacherman can be harsh, so let's double up on the fierceness.
"Wait. Mr. Teacherman can be harsh, so let's double up on the fierceness."
Johnny Test
[power surges]
"[power surges]"
Johnny Test
I am programmed to help.
"I am programmed to help."
Johnny Test
Awesome!
"Awesome!"
Johnny Test
Now, she signs your bad report, then you come right back here.
"Now, she signs your bad report, then you come right back here."
Johnny Test
And real Mom or Dad cannot see fake Mom
"And real Mom or Dad cannot see fake Mom"
Johnny Test
under any circumstances.
"under any circumstances."
Johnny Test
Then how do we get her out of the house with Dad downstairs?
"Then how do we get her out of the house with Dad downstairs?"
Johnny Test
With the Dad-distraction button.
"With the Dad-distraction button."
Johnny Test
-[explosion] -[Dad screams] Oven fire!
"-[explosion] -[Dad screams] Oven fire!"
Johnny Test
[yelps] Get the extinguisher! Get it!
"[yelps] Get the extinguisher! Get it!"
Johnny Test
[sisters] Go!
"[sisters] Go!"
Johnny Test
Thanks for coming in to discuss Johnny's behavior report, Mrs. Test.
"Thanks for coming in to discuss Johnny's behavior report, Mrs. Test."
Johnny Test
[slams]
"[slams]"
Johnny Test
Uh-huh. Great. I'll sign it.
"Uh-huh. Great. I'll sign it."
Johnny Test
Wait, you're gonna sign it without seeing how bad it is?
"Wait, you're gonna sign it without seeing how bad it is?"
Johnny Test
Johnny has a strong, independent spirit, loves frogs,
"Johnny has a strong, independent spirit, loves frogs,"
Johnny Test
and let's face it, pants can be uncomfortable.
"and let's face it, pants can be uncomfortable."
Johnny Test
Well, what about the mashed potatoes he "freed" on my face?!
"Well, what about the mashed potatoes he "freed" on my face?!"
Johnny Test
He has a strong, independent spirit!
"He has a strong, independent spirit!"
Johnny Test
And… I couldn't agree more.
"And… I couldn't agree more."
Johnny Test
H-Have a great day.
"H-Have a great day."
Johnny Test
Oh, man, this is a great day, and you were great!
"Oh, man, this is a great day, and you were great!"
Johnny Test
But I guess it's time to take you back now.
"But I guess it's time to take you back now."
Johnny Test
I am programmed to help.
"I am programmed to help."
Johnny Test
Like… you could help me get Dukey,
"Like… you could help me get Dukey,"
Johnny Test
and see what other helpful things you can help me with?
"and see what other helpful things you can help me with?"
Johnny Test
-[fanfare] -Of course.
"-[fanfare] -Of course."
Johnny Test
[upbeat music playing]
"[upbeat music playing]"
Johnny Test
Yes!
"Yes!"
Johnny Test
[fireworks whistle]
"[fireworks whistle]"
Johnny Test
[both laugh]
"[both laugh]"
Johnny Test
Yes!
"Yes!"
Johnny Test
[both laugh]
"[both laugh]"
Johnny Test
[teeth chatter]
"[teeth chatter]"
Johnny Test
Yes!
"Yes!"
Johnny Test
Ow.
"Ow."
Johnny Test
Oh. Do you need to go to the dentist?
"Oh. Do you need to go to the dentist?"
Johnny Test
What? Why would you say that?
"What? Why would you say that?"
Johnny Test
Ow.
"Ow."
Johnny Test
You're in pain, and I am here to help.
"You're in pain, and I am here to help."
Johnny Test
And it would help if I don't go to the dentist, ever.
"And it would help if I don't go to the dentist, ever."
Johnny Test
Then how about… more ice cream?
"Then how about… more ice cream?"
Johnny Test
She's amazing!
"She's amazing!"
Johnny Test
[Johnny] Man, I wish my real mom was more like you.
"[Johnny] Man, I wish my real mom was more like you."
Johnny Test
Ow.
"Ow."
Johnny Test
And I wish I could be wherever that is, with family.
"And I wish I could be wherever that is, with family."
Johnny Test
Yeah, but that's a billboard, and we have to be going cos…
"Yeah, but that's a billboard, and we have to be going cos…"
Johnny Test
I gotta get you back to the--
"I gotta get you back to the--"
Johnny Test
-Hi, gang! -Oh!
"-Hi, gang! -Oh!"
Johnny Test
I forgot to call Susan and Mary.
"I forgot to call Susan and Mary."
Johnny Test
You're home early.
"You're home early."
Johnny Test
Because she has a sore throat,
"Because she has a sore throat,"
Johnny Test
and it's helpful for her to nod and not to talk.
"and it's helpful for her to nod and not to talk."
Johnny Test
Well, then let me get my sweetheart something soothing for that sore throat.
"Well, then let me get my sweetheart something soothing for that sore throat."
Johnny Test
-Phew! OK, that was close. -[car approaches]
"-Phew! OK, that was close. -[car approaches]"
Johnny Test
Now get Mom-amaton up to the lab before…
"Now get Mom-amaton up to the lab before…"
Johnny Test
Hey, everyone, I'm home early!
"Hey, everyone, I'm home early!"
Johnny Test
[wails] Quick, hide fake Mom!
"[wails] Quick, hide fake Mom!"
Johnny Test
[shudders] It's helpful to hide.
"[shudders] It's helpful to hide."
Johnny Test
Hi, Mom! I'll take your scarf and put it in the closet later.
"Hi, Mom! I'll take your scarf and put it in the closet later."
Johnny Test
OK…
"OK…"
Johnny Test
Nothing like an ice-pop to cool down that burning throat.
"Nothing like an ice-pop to cool down that burning throat."
Johnny Test
[making airplane noises]
"[making airplane noises]"
Johnny Test
-Boop! -Why are you doing that?
"-Boop! -Why are you doing that?"
Johnny Test
Johnny said you had a sore throat.
"Johnny said you had a sore throat."
Johnny Test
I meant I have a sore throat.
"I meant I have a sore throat."
Johnny Test
So… Mm… Ow.
"So… Mm… Ow."
Johnny Test
Johnny, do you have a cavity?
"Johnny, do you have a cavity?"
Johnny Test
No, and I don't need to go to the dentist ever. Ow.
"No, and I don't need to go to the dentist ever. Ow."
Johnny Test
Yeah, I'm making an appointment.
"Yeah, I'm making an appointment."
Johnny Test
[loud thud in closet]
"[loud thud in closet]"
Johnny Test
But you should do that in the office where it's quieter,
"But you should do that in the office where it's quieter,"
Johnny Test
and you should go upstairs and clean my room.
"and you should go upstairs and clean my room."
Johnny Test
Oh, um, OK…
"Oh, um, OK…"
Johnny Test
He said it would be helpful if we stayed quiet,
"He said it would be helpful if we stayed quiet,"
Johnny Test
so I helped him be very quiet.
"so I helped him be very quiet."
Johnny Test
Now, I want to be with family.
"Now, I want to be with family."
Johnny Test
[Dad] Wait a minute! I don't clean your room, you do!
"[Dad] Wait a minute! I don't clean your room, you do!"
Johnny Test
Uh, cool, but now it would help if you go get me more ice cream.
"Uh, cool, but now it would help if you go get me more ice cream."
Johnny Test
So… go!
"So… go!"
Johnny Test
Now where's your mom going?
"Now where's your mom going?"
Johnny Test
-I'm right here. -OK…
"-I'm right here. -OK…"
Johnny Test
I'm gonna go lay down now.
"I'm gonna go lay down now."
Johnny Test
[awkward laugh] Dad's funny, and Dukey's tired, not dead.
"[awkward laugh] Dad's funny, and Dukey's tired, not dead."
Johnny Test
Homework time!
"Homework time!"
Johnny Test