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Clips from Johnny Test - Johnny Dent (S02E02)

Video Games 2021 Season 2, Episode 18 ★ 5.3/10 (14 ratings) 244 clips
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[alarm blaring]
"[alarm blaring]"
Johnny Test
♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
"♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪"
Johnny Test
♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
"♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪"
Johnny Test
♪ You never know what's coming next Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
"♪ You never know what's coming next Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪"
Johnny Test
[engine revs]
"[engine revs]"
Johnny Test
[Johnny] So, what's le dealio, le Momona?
"[Johnny] So, what's le dealio, le Momona?"
Johnny Test
That's French for, "Mom, why are we here?"
"That's French for, "Mom, why are we here?""
Johnny Test
[both] Not even close.
"[both] Not even close."
Johnny Test
Your father said he has a big surprise, and for us to meet him in the front yard.
"Your father said he has a big surprise, and for us to meet him in the front yard."
Johnny Test
-I'm so excited. -[beeping]
"-I'm so excited. -[beeping]"
Johnny Test
-[tires squeal] -[engine revs]
"-[tires squeal] -[engine revs]"
Johnny Test
Oh, it's a mid-life crisis car.
"Oh, it's a mid-life crisis car."
Johnny Test
[camera shutter clicks]
"[camera shutter clicks]"
Johnny Test
No. It's a Lipizzan!
"No. It's a Lipizzan!"
Johnny Test
I've dreamed of owning one since I was Johnny's age!
"I've dreamed of owning one since I was Johnny's age!"
Johnny Test
She's perfect, and not a dent anywhere!
"She's perfect, and not a dent anywhere!"
Johnny Test
It's so cool.
"It's so cool."
Johnny Test
-Can I drive it? -No, you're 11.
"-Can I drive it? -No, you're 11."
Johnny Test
In fact, with your destructive track record,
"In fact, with your destructive track record,"
Johnny Test
you're not even allowed to touch it!
"you're not even allowed to touch it!"
Johnny Test
In fact, don't even look at it.
"In fact, don't even look at it."
Johnny Test
But there's no room in the garage.
"But there's no room in the garage."
Johnny Test
That's the best part!
"That's the best part!"
Johnny Test
I moved your Pela-cycle outside, so you can exercise in the fresh air.
"I moved your Pela-cycle outside, so you can exercise in the fresh air."
Johnny Test
[flies buzzing]
"[flies buzzing]"
Johnny Test
[revving and skidding]
"[revving and skidding]"
Johnny Test
Fuel-injected inline six,
"Fuel-injected inline six,"
Johnny Test
and fully independent suspension.
"and fully independent suspension."
Johnny Test
It's exactly what we need.
"It's exactly what we need."
Johnny Test
So, how long is the crisis gonna last?
"So, how long is the crisis gonna last?"
Johnny Test
I'm not having a mid-life crisis.
"I'm not having a mid-life crisis."
Johnny Test
Now, thanks to the smart watch the girls made me
"Now, thanks to the smart watch the girls made me"
Johnny Test
for my 40-something birthday,
"for my 40-something birthday,"
Johnny Test
I'm off to run a 5k to keep looking young forever.
"I'm off to run a 5k to keep looking young forever."
Johnny Test
-[aerobic music pounding] -[flies buzzing]
"-[aerobic music pounding] -[flies buzzing]"
Johnny Test
-[splat] -[groans]
"-[splat] -[groans]"
Johnny Test
So, do Moms get mid-life crisis things too?
"So, do Moms get mid-life crisis things too?"
Johnny Test
In about five years.
"In about five years."
Johnny Test
But it will be a hot-yoga retreat, not a "dream car."
"But it will be a hot-yoga retreat, not a "dream car.""
Johnny Test
And remember what Dad said, Johnny.
"And remember what Dad said, Johnny."
Johnny Test
No touching, no looking…
"No touching, no looking…"
Johnny Test
[both] And no driving.
"[both] And no driving."
Johnny Test
So…
"So…"
Johnny Test
what's the plan?
"what's the plan?"
Johnny Test
Not looking at Dad's car, check.
"Not looking at Dad's car, check."
Johnny Test
And with oven mitts on, you're technically not "touching" the car. Heh heh.
"And with oven mitts on, you're technically not "touching" the car. Heh heh."
Johnny Test
And since pretend-driving it is not driving it,
"And since pretend-driving it is not driving it,"
Johnny Test
punch it, Dog!
"punch it, Dog!"
Johnny Test
[imitating revving engine and brakes]
"[imitating revving engine and brakes]"
Johnny Test
Hold on, we're heading for a cliff!
"Hold on, we're heading for a cliff!"
Johnny Test
-What? -Pretend cliff.
"-What? -Pretend cliff."
Johnny Test
Hit the brakes!
"Hit the brakes!"
Johnny Test
-[imitates screeching tires] -Too late.
"-[imitates screeching tires] -Too late."
Johnny Test
Bail out!
"Bail out!"
Johnny Test
[imitates explosion]
"[imitates explosion]"
Johnny Test
[laughing]
"[laughing]"
Johnny Test
[screaming]
"[screaming]"
Johnny Test
Why are you screaming? We jumped out before we pretend-died.
"Why are you screaming? We jumped out before we pretend-died."
Johnny Test
Th-th-the door.
"Th-th-the door."
Johnny Test
[screaming] A dent!
"[screaming] A dent!"
Johnny Test
Dad said there were no dents, and he'll know it was me!
"Dad said there were no dents, and he'll know it was me!"
Johnny Test
I'm a dead man.
"I'm a dead man."
Johnny Test
We told you to stay away from the car.
"We told you to stay away from the car."
Johnny Test
Please, there's so many things I haven't done.
"Please, there's so many things I haven't done."
Johnny Test
Step on Mars, surf lava,
"Step on Mars, surf lava,"
Johnny Test
celebrate my 10,000th burp.
"celebrate my 10,000th burp."
Johnny Test
[burping loudly]
"[burping loudly]"
Johnny Test
It would give us a chance to test the self-driving car tech
"It would give us a chance to test the self-driving car tech"
Johnny Test
and remote driving app.
"and remote driving app."
Johnny Test
But first we need buy some time, and stall Dad.
"But first we need buy some time, and stall Dad."
Johnny Test
[tracker beeps]
"[tracker beeps]"
Johnny Test
[yelps] He's almost home.
"[yelps] He's almost home."
Johnny Test
I think the smart watch we gave him can help.
"I think the smart watch we gave him can help."
Johnny Test
[robotic voice] Don't stop now.
"[robotic voice] Don't stop now."
Johnny Test
Keep running, and go for your 10k badge.
"Keep running, and go for your 10k badge."
Johnny Test
Whew! [chuckling wearily] I'm a little tired, smart watch.
"Whew! [chuckling wearily] I'm a little tired, smart watch."
Johnny Test
But you'll look even younger.
"But you'll look even younger."
Johnny Test
10k badge, here I come!
"10k badge, here I come!"
Johnny Test
[high-energy music thumping]
"[high-energy music thumping]"
Johnny Test
-[tracker beeping] -It worked!
"-[tracker beeping] -It worked!"
Johnny Test
Now what?
"Now what?"
Johnny Test
Now we install 17 micro cameras and 34 autonomous GPS sensors.
"Now we install 17 micro cameras and 34 autonomous GPS sensors."
Johnny Test
Then open the self-driving car app.
"Then open the self-driving car app."
Johnny Test
[motor revving]
"[motor revving]"
Johnny Test
[tires squeal]
"[tires squeal]"
Johnny Test
OK, we've programmed the car to take you to Vito's Dent and Body Shop.
"OK, we've programmed the car to take you to Vito's Dent and Body Shop."
Johnny Test
Tell them what you need, then call us when you're done.
"Tell them what you need, then call us when you're done."
Johnny Test
It looks like it's smiling at me.
"It looks like it's smiling at me."
Johnny Test
That's because it is.
"That's because it is."
Johnny Test
The app's driving modes alter the lights and grille
"The app's driving modes alter the lights and grille"
Johnny Test
to give the car more personality.
"to give the car more personality."
Johnny Test
Like cruise…
"Like cruise…"
Johnny Test
eco,
"eco,"
Johnny Test
and competition mode.
"and competition mode."
Johnny Test
[tires screeching, engine revving]
"[tires screeching, engine revving]"
Johnny Test
Car makes faces, get to Vito's, call you when it's done, got it.
"Car makes faces, get to Vito's, call you when it's done, got it."
Johnny Test
And stay low so people will think you're an old lady with cool hair.
"And stay low so people will think you're an old lady with cool hair."
Johnny Test
And again, don't touch anything!
"And again, don't touch anything!"
Johnny Test
[engine revving]
"[engine revving]"
Johnny Test
Uh, I think you gotta sit higher, Granny, or people will think nobody's driving.
"Uh, I think you gotta sit higher, Granny, or people will think nobody's driving."
Johnny Test
[police siren wails]
"[police siren wails]"
Johnny Test
Too late.
"Too late."
Johnny Test
Um, I got a little problem here.
"Um, I got a little problem here."
Johnny Test
No, you don't, because we also gave the Lipizzan a smoke screen mode.
"No, you don't, because we also gave the Lipizzan a smoke screen mode."
Johnny Test
-[tires squealing] -[siren fades]
"-[tires squealing] -[siren fades]"
Johnny Test
-Phew! -OK, this car… is cool.
"-Phew! -OK, this car… is cool."
Johnny Test
And it's even cooler with some rockin' tunes!
"And it's even cooler with some rockin' tunes!"
Johnny Test
[mechanism clunks and whirs]
"[mechanism clunks and whirs]"
Johnny Test
-What was that not-cool sound? -[beeping]
"-What was that not-cool sound? -[beeping]"
Johnny Test
"Disconnecting from App. Autonomous Mode taking over"?
""Disconnecting from App. Autonomous Mode taking over"?"
Johnny Test
I just wanted to hear a song.
"I just wanted to hear a song."
Johnny Test
[alert beeping]
"[alert beeping]"
Johnny Test
"Competition mode activated"?!
""Competition mode activated"?!"
Johnny Test
[engine roaring]
"[engine roaring]"
Johnny Test
[tires squeal]
"[tires squeal]"
Johnny Test
But look! There's Vito's!
"But look! There's Vito's!"
Johnny Test
We just have to turn the car off and push it.
"We just have to turn the car off and push it."
Johnny Test
Now, how do you…?
"Now, how do you…?"
Johnny Test
[engine revving]
"[engine revving]"
Johnny Test
Oh… Oh, no, thank you.
"Oh… Oh, no, thank you."
Johnny Test