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Clips from Broad City - Co-Op (S03E03)

TV Series 2014 –2019 Season 3, Episode 2 22 min ★ 8.4/10 (39,284 ratings) 435 clips

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Each one has a soul, an ass soul.
Hey, mamis, where you going? A bra store?
Excuse me?
You can't talk to us like that.
is if they graze the top of your head
So you wanna ball? Let's go.
Tell your mom you got schooled by two women.
What?
- No, no, no, no, no. - Oh, no, no, no, no!
♪ Four and three and two and one-one ♪
Hello? Good morning, everyone.
Um... sure.
Hi.
But it just also happens to be the very last day
♪♪
Ugh, love your leggings.
- Thank you so much. - Really cute.
Later, line buddy.
dump out, flawless.
No, I can't think about it. Lifestyle.
But here da damn 'tang.
Not for me. As me.
I... haven't worked any of my hours.
I love you, Abbi!
Aww, what up, my babies!
Sorry. I'm so fucking nervous.
- Me too. - You are?
Aww. That almost makes me feel kind of okay.
♪♪
You know what, Martha?
It's Kristy.
I feel like you really get me.
And you know who else is a kween?
cleaning up white dude's dreadlocks.
"Ja-feel"?
♪♪
You can't be nervous, you're my rock today.
Ilana, what are you doing?
caramel and queerdom.
Huh?
It's like, we are just dancers in the dark,
we're just shards.
- You drew this? - Yeah.
Martha!
It's Kristy. And that wasn't funny.
What are you doing?
You challenged me to grow and be a big girl.
That's what I say to distract all the kids...
That's what they say back to me.
So gullible.
And a'nudder tang...
Are you a Phish head, too?
You still seem stressed.
I hooked up with someone else.
No, I know, it's like, "mmmdoy"!
Yeah, yeah!
Did I do that?
Ugh!
Honestly, I've never felt closer to you.
Whoa.
♪♪
What?
Is this your friend Abbi?
Hello?
It's my doctor with the X-rays.
What?!
But she's just not my type physically.
Me! Me, I have... butt.
I've been pretending to be Ilana.
I don't know what's more disgusting.
The fact that you've been lying to me all day
Every 46 minutes of it.
Yeah. How slick.
I'm sorry, but are you... breastfeeding?
The power of co-op produce has made me fertile
You belong on garbage island.
Jesus.
And then if it comes back to you, dope,
I like it.
Don't you already have HPV?
that can cause cervical cancer.
You know...
- Yeah. - Yeah, he seemed to really like "Abbi."
Can I tell you something?
What?
And that fucking was with a P-H.
- Yeah, never. - No.
Yeah!
How did he know we were going to the bra store?
Jesus.
as I'm slam dunking your skinny ass!
Whoa! Whoa!
No.
Aw, yeah, bitches!
Oh, what about this, huh?
Oh... kay.