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Clips from Fleabag - Episode #1.5 (S01E01)

TV Series 2016 –2019 Season 1, Episode 5 30 min ★ 8.7/10 (255,980 ratings) 441 clips
Drama Comedy

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One of my pieces has gone missing.
"One of my pieces has gone missing."
Fleabag
Who's the artist?
"Who's the artist?"
Fleabag
I stole that sculpture from a certain somebody's studio.
"I stole that sculpture from a certain somebody's studio."
Fleabag
Mum died three years ago.
"Mum died three years ago."
Fleabag
Stop it!
"Stop it!"
Fleabag
Is she all right? Did she seem all right? - Yes. Why?
"Is she all right? Did she seem all right? - Yes. Why?"
Fleabag
It's a bit of a hassle but, at the end of the day,
"It's a bit of a hassle but, at the end of the day,"
Fleabag
it's nice to be touched.
"it's nice to be touched."
Fleabag
Look...
"Look..."
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Of course, Doctor.
"Of course, Doctor."
Fleabag
Hey!
"Hey!"
Fleabag
Yeah, you left me on a fucking Silent Hill.
"Yeah, you left me on a fucking Silent Hill."
Fleabag
Yes, well, I had to. Did you get back OK?
"Yes, well, I had to. Did you get back OK?"
Fleabag
- Have you spoken to Martin? - No, it's fine. Everything's fine.
"- Have you spoken to Martin? - No, it's fine. Everything's fine."
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- Everything's totally fine. - It sounds like it's fine.
"- Everything's totally fine. - It sounds like it's fine."
Fleabag
You're standing so close to me!
"You're standing so close to me!"
Fleabag
Let's just get out of this alive, OK?
"Let's just get out of this alive, OK?"
Fleabag
Girls.
"Girls."
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They're actually for Dad.
"They're actually for Dad."
Fleabag
How lovely. Aren't they stunning?
"How lovely. Aren't they stunning?"
Fleabag
Felicity tried to use it to get out.
"Felicity tried to use it to get out."
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She's very expensive.
"She's very expensive."
Fleabag
This is beautiful!
"This is beautiful!"
Fleabag
A sad, sad day.
"A sad, sad day."
Fleabag
I wonder who's going to...
"I wonder who's going to..."
Fleabag
Is he...
"Is he..."
Fleabag
You do turn over fast!
"You do turn over fast!"
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- Hi. - Hello... yeah.
"- Hi. - Hello... yeah."
Fleabag
Sorry about all that noise.
"Sorry about all that noise."
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I forgot your glass.
"I forgot your glass."
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very good and healthy and...
"very good and healthy and..."
Fleabag
You are my...
"You are my..."
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Just the most generous woman.
"Just the most generous woman."
Fleabag
for the pigeons.
"for the pigeons."
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Really, really funny man.
"Really, really funny man."
Fleabag
And take that off.
"And take that off."
Fleabag
So, are you going to Finland?
"So, are you going to Finland?"
Fleabag
What?
"What?"
Fleabag
What?!
"What?!"
Fleabag
I sort of wish you were.
"I sort of wish you were."
Fleabag
Come on, what's she going to do? Draw me?
"Come on, what's she going to do? Draw me?"
Fleabag
Jesus!
"Jesus!"
Fleabag
God...
"God..."
Fleabag
She's got your boobs - she doesn't need one.
"She's got your boobs - she doesn't need one."
Fleabag
Hey...
"Hey..."
Fleabag
I got distracted on my way to the bathroom.
"I got distracted on my way to the bathroom."
Fleabag
Let me show you to the loo.
"Let me show you to the loo."
Fleabag
I grew up in this house.
"I grew up in this house."
Fleabag
It's all changed now, though.
"It's all changed now, though."
Fleabag
I'll go and torment him.
"I'll go and torment him."
Fleabag
Watch this.
"Watch this."
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I just need some...
"I just need some..."
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salt.
"salt."
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There it is.
"There it is."
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Have you got enough...
"Have you got enough..."
Fleabag
I can never have enough clothes.
"I can never have enough clothes."
Fleabag
And how is the cafe?
"And how is the cafe?"
Fleabag
Well, the lease is up in a couple of days, and...
"Well, the lease is up in a couple of days, and..."
Fleabag
we're buying in...
"we're buying in..."
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...in France.
"...in France."
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What exhibition?
"What exhibition?"
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No, it doesn't... Pick it up, pick it up!
"No, it doesn't... Pick it up, pick it up!"
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It's disgusting.
"It's disgusting."
Fleabag
What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
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You really are...
"You really are..."
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just found her crying,
"just found her crying,"
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How about you two? How did you two meet?
"How about you two? How did you two meet?"
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Nothing new.
"Nothing new."
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She used to be our godmother.
"She used to be our godmother."
Fleabag
But then their parents split up...
"But then their parents split up..."
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but you really are very good-looking.
"but you really are very good-looking."
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- Very favourably. - All good things, I swear.
"- Very favourably. - All good things, I swear."
Fleabag
It's a sexhibition.
"It's a sexhibition."
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my body has changed over the years.
"my body has changed over the years."
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- Don't they? - Absolutely.
"- Don't they? - Absolutely."
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- Knew it. - I'm just very lucky.
"- Knew it. - I'm just very lucky."
Fleabag
What promotion?
"What promotion?"
Fleabag
No.
"No."
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Fuck's sake!
"Fuck's sake!"
Fleabag
She's turning it down.
"She's turning it down."
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Why, why not? Why, Claire?
"Why, why not? Why, Claire?"
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- This is everything you've worked for... - Why...?
"- This is everything you've worked for... - Why...?"
Fleabag
stepson and broken sister to fend for themselves, OK?
"stepson and broken sister to fend for themselves, OK?"
Fleabag
Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
Fleabag
I wish I could just...
"I wish I could just..."
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meet myself and just...
"meet myself and just..."
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have a go at myself!
"have a go at myself!"
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You don't take yourself seriously.
"You don't take yourself seriously."
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OK...
"OK..."
Fleabag
Who is it?
"Who is it?"
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Don't do it a disservice.
"Don't do it a disservice."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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Well, yes.
"Well, yes."
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God, I can't imagine what you've been through.
"God, I can't imagine what you've been through."
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Well... her dear little friend died,
"Well... her dear little friend died,"
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Sell it - have a little holiday.
"Sell it - have a little holiday."
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- Big house. - Yes, lovely house.
"- Big house. - Yes, lovely house."
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roll around.
"roll around."
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What?
"What?"
Fleabag
Does anyone mind if I leave? I've got a dicky tummy.
"Does anyone mind if I leave? I've got a dicky tummy."
Fleabag
...my daughters.
"...my daughters."
Fleabag
Goodbye.
"Goodbye."
Fleabag
Yeah. See you at the sexhibition.
"Yeah. See you at the sexhibition."
Fleabag
No, there's absolutely no need to...
"No, there's absolutely no need to..."
Fleabag
- Yes, lovely. - No, no - I'll definitely be there.
"- Yes, lovely. - No, no - I'll definitely be there."
Fleabag
Hold up!
"Hold up!"
Fleabag
You trying to keep me overnight?
"You trying to keep me overnight?"
Fleabag
Very good-looking.
"Very good-looking."
Fleabag
Thanks, I owe you.
"Thanks, I owe you."
Fleabag
Will you stay with me tonight?
"Will you stay with me tonight?"
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Sure.
"Sure."
Fleabag
What's his...?
"What's his...?"
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I know.
"I know."
Fleabag
Thanks, Claire.
"Thanks, Claire."
Fleabag
- How's everything at the cafe? - You really don't have to.
"- How's everything at the cafe? - You really don't have to."
Fleabag
Have you seen my sister?!
"Have you seen my sister?!"
Fleabag
I mean, we're all being very grown-up about this, but...
"I mean, we're all being very grown-up about this, but..."
Fleabag
Let me know if you feel any discomfort.
"Let me know if you feel any discomfort."
Fleabag
No, it's lovely, thank you.
"No, it's lovely, thank you."
Fleabag
Your father informed me of your family history.
"Your father informed me of your family history."
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