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Clips from Fleabag - Episode #1.1 (S01E01)

"And then you get to it immediately."
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"But you're drunk"
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"To be fair, he does have a large penis."
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"Thank you."
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"It's sort of moving."
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"Then he kisses you gently."
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"And then he leaves."
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"Are you going to work?"
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"How the hell did he manage to fuck that up?"
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"'..particularly in places where there are divisions of tribe,"
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"'We also know that populism can take dangerous turns."
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"Harry!"
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"Really?"
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"Yeah."
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"What was he talking about?"
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"And please don't stop me leaving."
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"Don't say anything. And please don't contact me"
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"...really kind and supportive with my work."
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"He'd cook all the time, run baths, hoover."
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"He was really great with my family, my friends loved him."
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"My gosh. Great..."
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"OK. Great!"
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"I can't stop smiling. Sorry, I..."
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"We really appreciate you considering us"
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"we haven't had the opportunity to support many -"
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"Sexual harassment case."
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"No, thanks. I'm fine."
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"You look tired. - Thanks. I've been sleeping really well recently."
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"- Do you want to take your coat off? - No."
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"The only thing harder than having to tell your super-high-powered,"
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"I'm just going to ask her. I'm just going to come..."
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"- So business is good, then? - Yeah."
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"It's really, really good. Yeah, it's really good."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Can I get you anything? - No, thanks, I'm good."
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"Is Harry helping?"
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"What? Again?!"
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"God! Just don't get drunk and scream through his letterbox again."
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"Thanks for the vote of confidence."
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"Don't get drunk and shit in your sink again."
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"When are you going to stop bringing that up?"
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"Nothing is ever going to be better."
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"I need to get sexy pants."
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"Why do we do it to ourselves?"
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"Oh, God."
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"Were you wearing your coat?"
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"Yes. But..."
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"Yes."
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"I'm sorry. I think it's a lovely dress."
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"Gosh, look at you all."
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"So I pose the question to the women in this room today."
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"Please raise your hands..."
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"...if you would trade..."
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"five years of your life..."
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"- I want my top back. - OK."
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"That's terrifying. Never do that again."
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"- Are you OK? - Yeah."
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"Do you want to go for a drink, or...?"
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"See you next time, Women Speak, then."
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"So, my colours this season are sort of brown, mainly."
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"But, like, you know, I wouldn't say no to a maroon."
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"wearing something blue. It's just not for me."
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"So..."
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"I'm going to go for a wazz. You... OK."
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"Same again, while I'm up? Or perhaps, like, a little cocky-tail?"
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"Or, like, a nice shot?"
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"Thanks."
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"I... I like you."
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"OK, you're a dick."
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"You dropped this."
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"Sad face."
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"I'm fine."
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"- OK. - Thank you."
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"Hey."
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"Do you... Do you want to come home with me?"
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"Another two Fuck it - 20"
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"And we're happy"
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"To be modern women."
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"Hey, come here."
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"Hello. Open!"
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"Yeah?"
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"Well..."
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"And..."
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"To be fair, she's not an evil stepmother."
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"Hi."
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"- Everything all right? - Yeah, I just thought I'd swing by."
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"Don't worry - Dad's already booking me a taxi."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Painting. I find the night-times very..."
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"Yes, she's actually an expression of how women are subtle warriors."
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"- We just use our... - Tits."
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"It's very valuable, actually."
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"What's that?"
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"On your own?"
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"It's... It's quite a funny story, actually."
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"- I opened the cafe with my friend Boo. - Cute name. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, she's dead now. She accidentally killed herself."
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"wanting to get tangled in a bike - break a finger, maybe."
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"As it turns out, bikes go fast and flip you into the road."
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"Three people died. She was such a dick."
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"and you've accidentally made it out like you've just got in yourself,"
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"suspender belt, the whole bit -"
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"and wait by the door until the buzzer goes?"
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"And then you open the door to him,"
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"After some pretty standard bouncing, you realise..."
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"...he's edging towards your arsehole."
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"so you let him. He's thrilled."
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"I'm so thrilled."
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"And then the next morning, you wake to find him..."
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"fully dressed, sat on the side of the bed, gazing at you."
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"- He says that... - Last night was incredible."
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"It was particularly special because..."
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"...I've never managed to actually..."
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"...up the bum with anyone before."
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"And although it's always been a fantasy of mine, I've..."
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"never found anyone I could do it with."
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"...and thanks you with a genuine, earnest..."
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"And you spend the rest of the day wondering..."
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"Do I have a massive arsehole?"
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