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Clips from The PJs - Hangin' with Mr. Super (S01E01)

TV Series 1999 –2001 Season 1, Episode 1 30 min ★ 6.9/10 (4,474 ratings) 503 clips

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NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in the projects.
Morning, Goodie. Mmm-hmm.
Breakfast coming up.
(GROANS)
Oh, yes, coffee's ready, too.
(GRUMBLES)
I'm sorry, we're out of SunnyD.
(GRUMBLES)
Chitlins!
Why would you want chitlins for breakfast?
I was clearing my throat.
We got chitlins?
There's chitlins for husbands
who do their morning power walks.
(GROANS)
but inside I'm empty.
Last night I even tried to take my own...
Ah! Hold that innermost thought.
That's Calvin and Juicy.
What are those boys doing out of school?
Playing hooky.
No, not Calvin. He knows better.
Maybe he's following Juicy.
Calvin is not a follower. He's a leader.
You're right.
What the... (STUTTERS)
Let's get him!
Oh, sorry, pardon me. SANCHEZ: Sorry.
Watch it! Hey, I don't know you.
Get off me. Ooh, that tickled.
All right, look.
Now, we've got to be as inconspicuous as possible.
Don't want them to know we're here.
(LOUDLY) Okay, Thurgood.
(ECHOING) I have reverb.
Pipe down! I think I see him.
Aha! You're a crackhead!
Unhand me, you fiend. (EXCLAIMING)
Usher?
Calvin, get back here!
I'm sorry, sir, but yelling is not allowed.
Unless it's at the screen.
Oh, sorry.
Don't take him back, girl!
Yeah, leave him alone, baby!
There, you happy?
Sanchez, when I get a hold of that boy,
I'll teach him not to ditch his responsibilities,
even if I have to skip work every day for a week.
Come on now, we all know the importance of school.
The summers, too!
You even did some grades twice.
That's right!
But I was a special student.
Anyway, we here to talk about Calvin.
Now, to break down the criminal mind for us,
Mr. Walter Burkett. Walter.
Well, in my capacity as a parole officer,
I don't deal with young children.
I work mainly with their teenaged parents.
What we need to know is this.
If he skips again tomorrow,
where is he most likely to go?
Well, he ain't going to Harvard, that's for sure.
(LAUGHS)
(SIGHING)
I'll tell you where he's gonna wind up.
Kicking back with his homeys, drinking 40s.
What an ugly future.
Can't let that happen. But we need a plan!
And another round. Another round? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
Shh! Here they come.
Juicy, your sign's on backwards.
Oh! How humiliating!
Look at them, making their plans.
Hi, boys.
BOTH: Hi, Super. Hi, Jimmy.
Hi, boys.
What's that guy's name with the funny voice?
I don't know.
My mom said not to stare at him.
BOTH: Hi.
Look at them, trying to hide. Guilty.
All right, listen.
We gonna stake out the whole movie theater.
We ain't playing chess!
And you, what's up with that getup?
I won't be.
How you like me now?
All right, here's Walter with the equipment. Hey.
I got everything here for a proper takedown.
Rifle, shotguns, night-vision binoculars, Tasers.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Walter.
All we need is walkie-talkies.
I knew I forgot something.
We'll swing by Toys "R" Us.
All right, let's go.
Ready? Ready.
Ready.
(GROANS)
THURGOOD: Testing, testing. Can anyone hear me?
Repeat, can anyone hear me?
I can't talk through these damn machines.
Welcome to my hell.
Get back on the roof!
Jimmy, Jimmy. Come in, Jimmy. Are you there, Jimmy?
WOMAN: Help! My baby's choking and I...
Would you get off this channel?
It's for emergencies only!
This is Jimmy.
Finally. Could you get me some Red Hots?
They ain't got no Red Hots.