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Clips from The PJs - A Hero Ain't Nothin' But a Super (S01E01)

TV Series 1999 –2001 Season 1, Episode 7 30 min ★ 6.9/10 (4,474 ratings) 548 clips
Comedy Animation

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NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in the projects...
"NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in the projects..."
The PJs
(COMPLAINING)
"(COMPLAINING)"
The PJs
(THURGOOD HUMMING)
"(THURGOOD HUMMING)"
The PJs
There.
"There."
The PJs
Uh...
"Uh..."
The PJs
(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
The PJs
(GRUNTING)
"(GRUNTING)"
The PJs
Mmm!
"Mmm!"
The PJs
(SNIFFS)
"(SNIFFS)"
The PJs
Muriel! I think the mayonnaise has gone bad.
"Muriel! I think the mayonnaise has gone bad."
The PJs
Thurgood, you know what that does to your digestion.
"Thurgood, you know what that does to your digestion."
The PJs
There's nothing wrong with my digestion.
"There's nothing wrong with my digestion."
The PJs
(GRUMBLES)
"(GRUMBLES)"
The PJs
Uh-oh. Code blue.
"Uh-oh. Code blue."
The PJs
(GUNSHOT)
"(GUNSHOT)"
The PJs
See, I warned you, Goodie.
"See, I warned you, Goodie."
The PJs
That wasn't me!
"That wasn't me!"
The PJs
That was just a gunshot.
"That was just a gunshot."
The PJs
(GUNSHOT)
"(GUNSHOT)"
The PJs
All right, that was me.
"All right, that was me."
The PJs
(GUNSHOTS)
"(GUNSHOTS)"
The PJs
(GASPS) Thurgood! Those gunshots came from inside the building.
"(GASPS) Thurgood! Those gunshots came from inside the building."
The PJs
Oh, I think you should check it out.
"Oh, I think you should check it out."
The PJs
Uh, Muriel, you don't exactly walk away
"Uh, Muriel, you don't exactly walk away"
The PJs
from a code blue, you know.
"from a code blue, you know."
The PJs
Did you hear gunshots?
"Did you hear gunshots?"
The PJs
It sounds like it came from the old Avery place.
"It sounds like it came from the old Avery place."
The PJs
Look! There's a trail of blood!
"Look! There's a trail of blood!"
The PJs
Just because I'm eating a hot dog at midnight doesn't mean I have a problem.
"Just because I'm eating a hot dog at midnight doesn't mean I have a problem."
The PJs
Stop looking at me!
"Stop looking at me!"
The PJs
All right, what's going on here?
"All right, what's going on here?"
The PJs
I'm eating a hot dog! All right?
"I'm eating a hot dog! All right?"
The PJs
Y'all be tripping.
"Y'all be tripping."
The PJs
Well, did anyone go in and check
"Well, did anyone go in and check"
The PJs
to see if Miss Avery's okay?
"to see if Miss Avery's okay?"
The PJs
Uh-uh! I ain't gonna be DOA in my DKNY!
"Uh-uh! I ain't gonna be DOA in my DKNY!"
The PJs
Okay.
"Okay."
The PJs
You're the super. The building is your responsibility.
"You're the super. The building is your responsibility."
The PJs
Yeah, heavy is the hand that holds the plunger.
"Yeah, heavy is the hand that holds the plunger."
The PJs
All right. I got this plunger,
"All right. I got this plunger,"
The PJs
and I ain't afraid to use it neither!
"and I ain't afraid to use it neither!"
The PJs
WOMAN: Well, when you gonna fix my toilet?
"WOMAN: Well, when you gonna fix my toilet?"
The PJs
Shut up!
"Shut up!"
The PJs
Oh! Smell like death in here.
"Oh! Smell like death in here."
The PJs
Ugh, everything normal so far.
"Ugh, everything normal so far."
The PJs
Mrs. Avery! Mrs. Avery, you okay?
"Mrs. Avery! Mrs. Avery, you okay?"
The PJs
(CRYING)
"(CRYING)"
The PJs
Mrs. Avery?
"Mrs. Avery?"
The PJs
Oh, my goodness.
"Oh, my goodness."
The PJs
Somebody hold me.
"Somebody hold me."
The PJs
(SCREAMS)
"(SCREAMS)"
The PJs
Ew! Ooh!
"Ew! Ooh!"
The PJs
Thurgood, get her some water.
"Thurgood, get her some water."
The PJs
Make it an old-fashioned. Crush the cherry.
"Make it an old-fashioned. Crush the cherry."
The PJs
Mrs. Avery, what happened? Was it a burglar?
"Mrs. Avery, what happened? Was it a burglar?"
The PJs
Please say it wasn't a brother.
"Please say it wasn't a brother."
The PJs
Well, I was sleeping in the nude like usual, when the burglar came in.
"Well, I was sleeping in the nude like usual, when the burglar came in."
The PJs
He lucky I didn't have my teeth in!
"He lucky I didn't have my teeth in!"
The PJs
I woulda thrown a grenade at him!
"I woulda thrown a grenade at him!"
The PJs
Well, if he saw you nude, he'd been punished enough, trust me.
"Well, if he saw you nude, he'd been punished enough, trust me."
The PJs
Thurgood, this is terrible.
"Thurgood, this is terrible."
The PJs
Burglars right in our own homes.
"Burglars right in our own homes."
The PJs
We can't live like this.
"We can't live like this."
The PJs
Yeah, everybody'll move away.
"Yeah, everybody'll move away."
The PJs
It'll be black flight.
"It'll be black flight."
The PJs
Black flight? Where the hell we gonna go?
"Black flight? Where the hell we gonna go?"
The PJs
Hey. We better do something.
"Hey. We better do something."
The PJs
Now, it's very clear that we gonna have to protect ourselves.
"Now, it's very clear that we gonna have to protect ourselves."
The PJs
I was thinking we should form one of those groups
"I was thinking we should form one of those groups"
The PJs
where neighbors watch out for each other.
"where neighbors watch out for each other."
The PJs
What's that they call them things anyway, Muriel?
"What's that they call them things anyway, Muriel?"
The PJs
Neighborhood watch?
"Neighborhood watch?"
The PJs
No! That ain't it!
"No! That ain't it!"
The PJs
I know, it's called, "Projects, watch out!"
"I know, it's called, "Projects, watch out!""
The PJs
Nice try, Muriel.
"Nice try, Muriel."
The PJs
Why don't we just call the police?
"Why don't we just call the police?"
The PJs
Ha! Gotcha!
"Ha! Gotcha!"
The PJs
(ALL LAUGHING)
"(ALL LAUGHING)"
The PJs
Yeah, that's a good one, Calvin.
"Yeah, that's a good one, Calvin."
The PJs
Listen, we all know the single biggest criminal threat
"Listen, we all know the single biggest criminal threat"
The PJs
to the community is what?
"to the community is what?"
The PJs
Gangs! Right?
"Gangs! Right?"
The PJs
(ALL AGREEING)
"(ALL AGREEING)"
The PJs
Yeah, now we gotta send a message to those gangs
"Yeah, now we gotta send a message to those gangs"
The PJs
that tells them that we ain't gonna tolerate
"that tells them that we ain't gonna tolerate"
The PJs
none of their ways around here!
"none of their ways around here!"
The PJs
Maybe we should band together in a tight group
"Maybe we should band together in a tight group"
The PJs
to protect our turf!
"to protect our turf!"
The PJs
Now you're talking.
"Now you're talking."
The PJs
Yeah and we could wear distinctive colors to identify ourselves.
"Yeah and we could wear distinctive colors to identify ourselves."
The PJs
Yeah, you took the words right out my mouth, Jimmy.
"Yeah, you took the words right out my mouth, Jimmy."
The PJs
I say you have to be jump to get in.
"I say you have to be jump to get in."
The PJs
Yeah, of course! No punks allowed! That's a given.
"Yeah, of course! No punks allowed! That's a given."
The PJs
You know what I'm saying?
"You know what I'm saying?"
The PJs
(ALL CHEERING)
"(ALL CHEERING)"
The PJs
Hey, Muriel. Look at this,
"Hey, Muriel. Look at this,"
The PJs
it's McGnaw the Crime Rat. What'd I tell ya?
"it's McGnaw the Crime Rat. What'd I tell ya?"
The PJs
"Hey, kids, crime fighting is a disease, spread it."
""Hey, kids, crime fighting is a disease, spread it.""
The PJs
That's deep.
"That's deep."
The PJs
HUD LADY: Next!
"HUD LADY: Next!"
The PJs
Uh, yes, we're looking to start a projects watch.
"Uh, yes, we're looking to start a projects watch."
The PJs
Watch this! Next!
"Watch this! Next!"
The PJs
I'd like to...
"I'd like to..."
The PJs
Thurgood, let me handle this.
"Thurgood, let me handle this."
The PJs
You get more flies with honey. (GRUNTS)
"You get more flies with honey. (GRUNTS)"
The PJs
I understand congratulations are in order concerning your son Chevron.
"I understand congratulations are in order concerning your son Chevron."
The PJs
Oh, yes.
"Oh, yes."
The PJs
The baby ain't his.
"The baby ain't his."
The PJs
Oh, my, that's wonderful.
"Oh, my, that's wonderful."
The PJs
Yes! God has blessed us!
"Yes! God has blessed us!"
The PJs
Oh! So what can I do for you?
"Oh! So what can I do for you?"
The PJs
She's all yours, Thurgood.
"She's all yours, Thurgood."
The PJs
Uh, yeah, we wanna start a neighborhood watch.
"Uh, yeah, we wanna start a neighborhood watch."
The PJs
Why didn't you say so?
"Why didn't you say so?"
The PJs
This is all you need.
"This is all you need."
The PJs
All we get is a sign?
"All we get is a sign?"
The PJs
You want another one?
"You want another one?"
The PJs
Next!
"Next!"
The PJs
Welcome to the first meeting of the Hilton-Jacobs projects watch out!
"Welcome to the first meeting of the Hilton-Jacobs projects watch out!"
The PJs
Now please put your hands together for our favorite parole officer,
"Now please put your hands together for our favorite parole officer,"
The PJs