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Clips from The PJs - House Potty (S01E01)

TV Series 1999–2001 Season 1, Episode 12 30 min ★ 6.9/10 (4,474 ratings) 521 clips
Comedy Animation
NARRATOR: Once upon a time in the projects.
"NARRATOR: Once upon a time in the projects."
The PJs
Eleven clogged toilets, Muriel.
"Eleven clogged toilets, Muriel."
The PJs
Eleven clogged toilets today.
"Eleven clogged toilets today."
The PJs
That's a janitor's dozen.
"That's a janitor's dozen."
The PJs
(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
The PJs
The only thing that gets me through days like this
"The only thing that gets me through days like this"
The PJs
is knowin' that I get to come home to you.
"is knowin' that I get to come home to you."
The PJs
Oh, Thurgood.
"Oh, Thurgood."
The PJs
(GULPS) Ah!
"(GULPS) Ah!"
The PJs
If only toilets went down as smooth as you.
"If only toilets went down as smooth as you."
The PJs
Thurgood, here's your mail.
"Thurgood, here's your mail."
The PJs
Uh, let's see. Bill. Bill.
"Uh, let's see. Bill. Bill."
The PJs
Tickets to the NBA Finals?
"Tickets to the NBA Finals?"
The PJs
(LAUGHS) Keep tryin', FBI. Keep on tryin'.
"(LAUGHS) Keep tryin', FBI. Keep on tryin'."
The PJs
Hey, Modern Super Quarterly!
"Hey, Modern Super Quarterly!"
The PJs
Oh boy, it's the Supers of the Big Tenement issue.
"Oh boy, it's the Supers of the Big Tenement issue."
The PJs
Get real! No super has a body like this. It's all airbrushed.
"Get real! No super has a body like this. It's all airbrushed."
The PJs
Oh! Oh, please!
"Oh! Oh, please!"
The PJs
That hammer's obviously...
"That hammer's obviously..."
The PJs
Oh! Look at that porcelain goddess.
"Oh! Look at that porcelain goddess."
The PJs
Heaven must be missin' a toilet.
"Heaven must be missin' a toilet."
The PJs
What is it, Thurgood?
"What is it, Thurgood?"
The PJs
It's a toilet!
"It's a toilet!"
The PJs
A toilet that never needs plungin'.
"A toilet that never needs plungin'."
The PJs
Look here, it says,
"Look here, it says,"
The PJs
"Our patented, power flush technology"
""Our patented, power flush technology""
The PJs
"is guaranteed to eliminate even the toughest clog or your money back."
""is guaranteed to eliminate even the toughest clog or your money back.""
The PJs
"Offer void in Texas."
""Offer void in Texas.""
The PJs
Muriel, think of all the free time I'll have if we get this thing.
"Muriel, think of all the free time I'll have if we get this thing."
The PJs
I'll finally be able to finish grad school!
"I'll finally be able to finish grad school!"
The PJs
Thurgood, that's grade school.
"Thurgood, that's grade school."
The PJs
Well, either way, I'm gonna be whuppin' some dodgeball ass.
"Well, either way, I'm gonna be whuppin' some dodgeball ass."
The PJs
HUD LADY: Next!
"HUD LADY: Next!"
The PJs
(CLEARS THROAT) Yes, uh, I'm here to requisition
"(CLEARS THROAT) Yes, uh, I'm here to requisition"
The PJs
a Grand Master Flush, the toilet of tomorrow.
"a Grand Master Flush, the toilet of tomorrow."
The PJs
Fine. Come back tomorrow. Next!
"Fine. Come back tomorrow. Next!"
The PJs
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Now hold on.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey. Now hold on."
The PJs
We both know how this works.
"We both know how this works."
The PJs
I ask for something, you say, "Next."
"I ask for something, you say, "Next.""
The PJs
I say, "Uht!" We go back and forth a few times.
"I say, "Uht!" We go back and forth a few times."
The PJs
"Next." "Uht." "Next." "Uht."
""Next." "Uht." "Next." "Uht.""
The PJs
So why not just give me the toilet
"So why not just give me the toilet"
The PJs
and save us both a lot of trouble. What do you say?
"and save us both a lot of trouble. What do you say?"
The PJs
Next! Uht!
"Next! Uht!"
The PJs
Look, I ain't leavin' here without my Grand Master Flush.
"Look, I ain't leavin' here without my Grand Master Flush."
The PJs
According to my records,
"According to my records,"
The PJs
your building doesn't have enough money left in its budget.
"your building doesn't have enough money left in its budget."
The PJs
So what are you saying? That if I get my budget down and raise the money on my own,
"So what are you saying? That if I get my budget down and raise the money on my own,"
The PJs
the Grand Master Flush is mine?
"the Grand Master Flush is mine?"
The PJs
That and next!
"That and next!"
The PJs
(GRUMBLES)
"(GRUMBLES)"
The PJs
All right, everybody, calm down. Quiet. Quiet now.
"All right, everybody, calm down. Quiet. Quiet now."
The PJs
Well, I called a special meeting tonight
"Well, I called a special meeting tonight"
The PJs
because I have wonderful news.
"because I have wonderful news."
The PJs
I personally have arranged with the good people of HUD
"I personally have arranged with the good people of HUD"
The PJs
to install something very special into our building.
"to install something very special into our building."
The PJs
What is it, Super?
"What is it, Super?"
The PJs
Well, I can't tell you right now. It's a surprise.
"Well, I can't tell you right now. It's a surprise."
The PJs
ALL: Ooh!
"ALL: Ooh!"
The PJs
(ALL MURMURING)
"(ALL MURMURING)"
The PJs
I like surprises.
"I like surprises."
The PJs
What is it?
"What is it?"
The PJs
No, don't tell us.
"No, don't tell us."
The PJs
What is it?
"What is it?"
The PJs
Oh, don't tell us.
"Oh, don't tell us."
The PJs
Maybe it's computers to help us get into college.
"Maybe it's computers to help us get into college."
The PJs
You wanna get into college?
"You wanna get into college?"
The PJs
You better take up a sport.
"You better take up a sport."
The PJs
Didn't you learn nothin' from watchin' Hoop Dreams?
"Didn't you learn nothin' from watchin' Hoop Dreams?"
The PJs
Look, all I can tell you is I'm bringing you the future.
"Look, all I can tell you is I'm bringing you the future."
The PJs
Is it bleak? I bet it's bleak.
"Is it bleak? I bet it's bleak."
The PJs
Well, could be. Could be.
"Well, could be. Could be."
The PJs
Just gonna have to wait and see.
"Just gonna have to wait and see."
The PJs
(EXCITED MURMURS)
"(EXCITED MURMURS)"
The PJs
But the future doesn't come without sacrifices.
"But the future doesn't come without sacrifices."
The PJs
Sacrifice? Now you're talking my language.
"Sacrifice? Now you're talking my language."
The PJs
(WHIMPERS)
"(WHIMPERS)"
The PJs
I'm not talking about that kind of sacrifice.
"I'm not talking about that kind of sacrifice."
The PJs
We need to reduce our expenses,
"We need to reduce our expenses,"
The PJs
which means cuttin' back on a few things
"which means cuttin' back on a few things"
The PJs
that are standing in the way of progress.
"that are standing in the way of progress."
The PJs
Namely heat, electricity, and running water.
"Namely heat, electricity, and running water."
The PJs
No heat? No water?
"No heat? No water?"
The PJs
How do you expect us to live that way?
"How do you expect us to live that way?"
The PJs
Same as we do now.
"Same as we do now."
The PJs
(ALL MURMURING IN AGREEMENT)
"(ALL MURMURING IN AGREEMENT)"
The PJs
Great. And mark my words,
"Great. And mark my words,"
The PJs
1999 will go down as the year the Hilton-Jacobs
"1999 will go down as the year the Hilton-Jacobs"
The PJs
projects entered the 20th century.
"projects entered the 20th century."
The PJs
A whole year early.
"A whole year early."
The PJs
That sounds good! (ALL MURMURING)
"That sounds good! (ALL MURMURING)"
The PJs
They're gonna be so surprised.
"They're gonna be so surprised."
The PJs
I figure one way to cut down on the...
"I figure one way to cut down on the..."
The PJs
(STRAINING) water bill is to just recycle...
"(STRAINING) water bill is to just recycle..."
The PJs
the water we already got.
"the water we already got."
The PJs
(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
The PJs
(HUMMING)
"(HUMMING)"
The PJs
(GARBAGE DISPOSAL ACTIVATING)
"(GARBAGE DISPOSAL ACTIVATING)"
The PJs
(SANCHEZ MUMBLING)
"(SANCHEZ MUMBLING)"
The PJs
(FOOD SLOPPING FROM SHOWERHEAD)
"(FOOD SLOPPING FROM SHOWERHEAD)"
The PJs
(SCREAMING)
"(SCREAMING)"
The PJs
I'm naked and covered in garbage!
"I'm naked and covered in garbage!"
The PJs
I have become my father!
"I have become my father!"
The PJs
By installing these low-light bulbs,
"By installing these low-light bulbs,"
The PJs
we can save six cents every 35 years.
"we can save six cents every 35 years."
The PJs
Super, isn't this a little unsafe?
"Super, isn't this a little unsafe?"
The PJs
Oh, please. Nobody ever died from
"Oh, please. Nobody ever died from"
The PJs
stumbling around a dark hallway.
"stumbling around a dark hallway."
The PJs
(CRASHING) (AVERY SCREAMS)
"(CRASHING) (AVERY SCREAMS)"
The PJs
AVERY: I broke somethin'.
"AVERY: I broke somethin'."
The PJs
You broke it, you bought it!
"You broke it, you bought it!"
The PJs
(CRASHING) (EXCLAIMS)
"(CRASHING) (EXCLAIMS)"
The PJs
Thurgood, how long do we have to live like this?
"Thurgood, how long do we have to live like this?"
The PJs
I can't turn on the stove to heat up my hot comb.
"I can't turn on the stove to heat up my hot comb."
The PJs
I can't turn on a light to put on my makeup.
"I can't turn on a light to put on my makeup."
The PJs
It's a good thing it's dark.
"It's a good thing it's dark."
The PJs
I probably look a fright.
"I probably look a fright."
The PJs
Muriel, you look beautiful in any light.
"Muriel, you look beautiful in any light."
The PJs
Ahhh! Don't eat me!
"Ahhh! Don't eat me!"
The PJs
Thurgood, really.
"Thurgood, really."
The PJs
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