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Clips from King of the Hill - The Son That Got Away (S02E02)

"That's a roof, not American Bandstand!"
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"Hank, let him dance. He's happy."
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"Tell you what, baby bird."
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"A bird pecked my head."
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"Yeah. They're always treating us like kids."
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"We're not children. We're preteens, dammit!"
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"Yeah, as long as we're back for supper. My mom's fixing pork pockets."
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"Okay. lt's a deal."
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"Well, I'm sure he had a good reason."
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"- You wanna do something? - Bobby already has plans with me."
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"We could go press the crosswalk buttons and run away."
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"Cool!"
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"Bobby and I don't like to do that."
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"Well, Bobby and me do."
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"Why don't we just go back to school and wait for tomorrow?"
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"Don't make this a contest for my friendship."
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"Now, I say we go to Electric Town, and watch TV."
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"We could go to the caves."
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"You've been to an R movie?"
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"Yeah. But the only person naked was Harvey Keitel."
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"We should go for it."
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"The caves are probably dark. Let's get butane lighters."
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"This one smells like leather pants."
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"I got tube chips and spray cheese."
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"I got glow wands..."
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"and pantyhose for the lady."
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"We just cleaned your gutters for you."
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"But that was Bobby's punishment."
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"Maybe you'd call it punishment. I call it "funishment.""
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"Hey, Kahn Jr.! Where are you?"
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"She did it again, Kahn. Your little siren led my boy astray."
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"Your skinhead gone, too?"
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"they're gonna be in real trouble now."
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"I can't win it if I'm not in it."
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"Yeah, the entrance is in the weeds somewhere."
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"The caves!"
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"Yeah, right. Just play with your toy, Randy."
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"Bobby, if you're scared, you can stay out here."
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"You can pretend it's headquarters."
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"You want to watch me fly my plane?"
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"First we look for Kahn Jr. At Contemporary Art Museum."
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"Sorry, Arlen doesn't have one."
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"Let's get one thing straight."
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"You may be driving, but I'm leading this posse..."
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"and if forced, I will commandeer the vehicle."
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"Do you see them?"
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"Please take pedal from metal. They probably at the mall."
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"Well, being calm comes natural to you Buddhists."
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"She'll just come back as a grasshopper or sea horse!"
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"I'm so sorry, Minh. I'm just a little on the edge."
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""The Boneyard.""
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"I can't remember."
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"It's either the place where old people go to die..."
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"What if you're wrong, and it's where young people go to die..."
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"Kahn Jr. go there!"
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"No American child would run away to a sheet-music store."
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"They do if they want to hide from hillbilly parent."
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"Last place you look, hillbilly."
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"L thought you and Minh were looking for Bobby and Connie."
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"Minh decided she would rather look for them in a taxi."
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"Aunt Peggy, why don't you sit down with the TV for a minute..."
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"Guess what? Monsignor Martinez rented a sports car..."
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"We did it! We're in the Boneyard."
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"Score! Playboy!"
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"Great! I haven't seen this one."
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"L thought the kids would be here, sure as the world."
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"Maybe, maybe not. What are you gonna do?"
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"We're gonna tan their hides."
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"You heard him, Hank. We have no legal responsibility."
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"The caves are where Arlen teenagers go to make..."
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"well, whoopee."
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"Check it out!"
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"lt must have fallen off some woman."
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"- Here, Connie, you could use this. - Thanks."
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"Hey, Connie! I found you this."
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"Skoal. Yuck!"
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"Dang!"
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"That was our last candle."
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"- I'm scared. - Me, too."
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"We've got glow wands."
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"We're all gonna die!"
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"Tell you what, Dale."
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"Why don't you go tell Peggy and Minh we're here, so they don't worry?"
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"Am I to assume Nancy should continue worrying?"
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"The kids are in the caves."
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"My goodness! That is where half of Arlen's unplanned pregnancies begin."
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"Hank and Kahn have gone in to pry them apart."
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"Maybe we should get back now."
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"I think."
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"Yeah, we're lost."
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"Hold on a second. I don't remember which way to go."
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"It's been a while. I need to get my bearings, here."
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"While you get your "bearings"..."
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"my child bearing your child's child."
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"L can't stop. lt's out of my control."
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"I see things clearly now."
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"I'm gonna grow up without anyone to love..."
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"and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yankovich."
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"I won't stand in your way. When the time comes..."
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"I want you to eat me."
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"You'd do that for us?"
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"Of course, I would. You're my best friends."
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"and brave. Thank you."
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"I'm doing it for your children, too."
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"Don't worry, Nancy. I'm sure they're safe..."
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"Am I right?"
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"Honey, you want a beer?"
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"- Yes. - Yes."
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"How did he know I wanted a beer?"
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"We've gotta go forward. Come on! Shove me, dammit!"
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"Now I sticky with beer."
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"I'm 41."
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"You know, I think we're lost."
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"You think so?"
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"Dale will bring the fire department. They'll find us."
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"That's great! All hopes for survival pinned on Dale Gribble."
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"I'm gonna die like a English Patient girlfriend."
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"You make me nervous. That Joseph with Kahn Jr."
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"His whole family like a Tennessee Williams play."
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