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Clips from King of the Hill - The Son That Got Away (S02E02)

""My Connie is a Laotian"
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"Why? Where your wife? She surrogate mother today?"
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"He's not worth getting into trouble over."
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"while Hank actively listens to the compliment."
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"She's the mastermind behind all this."
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"Darn right there'll be punishment."
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"When I need to correct Joseph, I tell him he's adopted."
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"L wonder what old Kahn has in store for Kahn Jr."
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"I'm putting fear of God into Kahn Jr."
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"Stop that! I was being nice to them!"
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"Hi."
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"Parents are such a drag."
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"Let's get out of this dump. Do something fun."
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"- Why are you stopping? - We gotta get Joseph."
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"I don't like Joseph. He threw a dodge ball at me once."
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"What do you guys want to do?"
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"We could go to the library and talk."
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"Hey, come on, guys!"
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"Come on, guys! It'll be like sneaking into an R movie."
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"Where is Bobby?"
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"Have you seen Joseph?"
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"He's not back with my Pick 6 numbers, and I'm starting to worry."
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"Later, loser."
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"Still as a Monet water lily."
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"So what if Connie's run away?"
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"- lt's written in ancient English. - What's "The Boneyard"?"
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"or young people go to make out."
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"and old people go to make out?"
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"I told you! Kahn Jr. not there."
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"in the name of those little babies."
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"L don't think I can make it."
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"I'll be dipped!"
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"They're in the caves. I did the right thing. I told them not to go."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Wait! What's the problem? That's good news, right?"
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"Now we know where they are."
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"No, Kahn. Heap bad news."
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"And I wrote you a song."
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"Yeah, that's great."
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"Me, three. Wait."
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"Oh, God. I can't see."
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"I can't see!"
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"I notice my wife's name was not among those mentioned."
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"You go now!"
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"Dear Lord, let them find those kids before I am in-laws with Minh."
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"No, it's this way, isn't it?"
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"No, we came in that way."
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"Oh, no."
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"L think it's this way."
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"I'm sorry. When I'm upset, I get hungry."
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"We're all upset, Bobby."
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"But you're upset together, and I'm upset all by myself."
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"My body is my gift to you."
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"We have to think of them."
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"I'm starting to worry."
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"and not exploring each other's bodies."
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"Oh, gosh! I think I need a beer."
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"This the worst birthday I ever had."
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"I didn't know it was your birthday."
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"Long, painful, boring death!"
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"I shouldn't be telling you this..."
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"but it's where a lot of us got to second base for the first time."
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"What you call second base?"
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"It means..."
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"Don't explain a home run, you'll have a heart attack."
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"We need more good euphemisms like that in this country."
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"Hey, Bobby! That sounds like your dad."
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"Kahn Jr.!"
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"Yeah, Connie. You want a lift?"
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"Kahn Jr., you come with me."
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"I think Connie likes you."
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"Well, maybe she likes both of us."
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"- Hey, Joseph. - Yeah?"
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"Under where?"
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""And many more!""
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"Miss Souphanousinphone!"
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"Please! Now, let's all settle. Mr. Hill."
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"We're going to sing My Bonnie."
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""My Connie lives next door to me"
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""My Connie is a Laotian"
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""And I have to go take a pee""
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"This is the third time this week."
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"I've suffered through everything from "Old Man Liver"..."
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"lt's time we involved your parents."
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"Kahn? What are you doing here?"
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"God, they frame Kahn Jr. I'm here to grease some palms."
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"No, I sell propane and propane accessories."
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"Bobby got in trouble, too. I had to take off work."
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"Peggy is a substitute teacher."
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"Bobby, what's the idea of acting up in class?"
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""Acting out," Mr. Hill. We call it acting out."
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"I just sang a song parody, Dad. Like Weird Al Yankovich."
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"Bobby, Al Yankovich blew his brains out in the late '80s..."
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"Time out! lt's all knitting together."
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"You see, Bobby and Connie's disruptive behaviors..."
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"stem from bad parental imaging at home."
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"You're saying it's my fault I'm here?"
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"I won't play your blame game, Mr. Hill."
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"Your son mocked a beautiful Scottish folk song."
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"We owe it to ourselves to find out why."
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"Yeah, he make a good point, Hank."
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"He says you're bad father."
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"No, you're not bad dads. You have "Bad-dad habits.""
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"Gentlemen, let's try an active-listening exercise."
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"Kahn, I want you to tell Hank something you like about him..."
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"Bobby, Connie, watch and learn."
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"He bad crowd! You punish him!"
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"You don't worry about Bobby. You just punish Kahn Jr."
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"There will be punishment!"
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"Joseph says Bobby's in the doghouse."
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"How you gonna punish him, Hank?"
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"Well, sir, that boy's gonna clean my rain gutters."
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"I believe a child benefits more from the psychological approach."
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"Pretty, pretty dresses."
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"Kahn, what are you doing? Mowing the lawn is a privilege..."
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"She learn what it like to be you."
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"You know, it's that kind of permissive parenting..."
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"that forfeited your country to the Communists."
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"Baby birds! Where's your mommy?"
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