Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from King of the Hill - The Son That Got Away (S02E02)

"Well, Joseph's a good boy."
King of the Hill
"Say, why aren't you nervous about my Bobby?"
King of the Hill
"Until puberty, he do no worse than a hickey."
King of the Hill
"Besides, I know he a good boy."
King of the Hill
"I appreciate that, Kahn, but I tell you what."
King of the Hill
"Many a good boy's gone bad in the Boneyard."
King of the Hill
"Well..."
King of the Hill
"Meaning that... You see, when two people are attracted to each other..."
King of the Hill
"well, your hand..."
King of the Hill
"In Laos we call it pa son pate."
King of the Hill
""Pa son pate.""
King of the Hill
"I like it. lt sounds clean."
King of the Hill
"So, tell me, where did you hit your first pa son pate?"
King of the Hill
"Spring break, and two out of three guys are monks."
King of the Hill
"Try not get some pa son pate."
King of the Hill
"And that sounds like your dad, Connie."
King of the Hill
"It can't be. They're not yelling at each other."
King of the Hill
"- Dad! - Bobby!"
King of the Hill
"Well, now we all together."
King of the Hill
"Sit back and relax. Wait for Dale Gribble to save us."
King of the Hill
"Son, stop that. This is a desperate situation."
King of the Hill
"It's already littered, Dad."
King of the Hill
"Somebody else dropped it before us..."
King of the Hill
"from up there."
King of the Hill
"Hey, there is a hole up there. Look."
King of the Hill
"Hey, hold your fire up there!"
King of the Hill
"doing down there in the Boneyard?"
King of the Hill
"Get down in there, don't wander around, what's wrong with you, man?"
King of the Hill
"Boomhauer, I can't understand a word you're saying!"
King of the Hill
"Must be the echo! Just get the fire department to lower a rope!"
King of the Hill
"Hey, Hank, ten-four to go to lower that rope."
King of the Hill
"My little golden child!"
King of the Hill
"Now, Peggy, he's not a baby anymore."
King of the Hill
"He's a preteen. He and Joseph rode their bikes here."
King of the Hill
"They can ride them home."
King of the Hill
"She likes you."
King of the Hill
"The minute you said we could eat you, she was yours."
King of the Hill
"You were eating underwear!"
King of the Hill
"- Shut up! - Boxers or briefs?"
King of the Hill
"You are such a goof!"
King of the Hill
"Long, painful, boring death!"
King of the Hill
"You're here to read the gas meter, right? That's your job?"
King of the Hill
"Kahn Jr., that Bobby dragging you down like a chicken fat anchor."
King of the Hill
"It's your boy's fault we're here!"
King of the Hill
"Well, whatever works for you."
King of the Hill
"What the..."
King of the Hill
"not a punishment."
King of the Hill
"- Yeah. Want to come? - Sure."
King of the Hill
"I'm getting scented candles."
King of the Hill
"- Wait for me. - You'll be sorry!"
King of the Hill
"You'll be... Ow!"
King of the Hill
"Okay, but for just a moment."
King of the Hill
"Who's Frampton?"
King of the Hill
"I hope there's an article by Norman Mailer."
King of the Hill
"Check this out."
King of the Hill
""Our unabashed dictionary defines 'heavy petting'..."
King of the Hill
""as when things get out of control at a Weight Watchers' meeting.""
King of the Hill
"He doesn't get it."
King of the Hill
"The caves?"
King of the Hill
"Dale, you have your sunglasses on."
King of the Hill
"Way to go! We're out of food!"
King of the Hill
"Hank and Kahn should've found them by now."
King of the Hill
"Even if they are, there's nothing that lovers do..."
King of the Hill
"Yes, if you only consider your own needs."
King of the Hill
"Too narrow. Must go back."
King of the Hill
"Well, where I come from..."
King of the Hill
"Louangphrabang City. Wild town, man."
King of the Hill
"Hello, Joseph."
King of the Hill
"Hey, Mr. Hill."
King of the Hill
"Okay, Hank, put Bobby's bike in the trunk..."
King of the Hill
"and buckle him into the back seat, facing us, so we both can watch him."
King of the Hill
"Connie, you need a lift?"
King of the Hill
"We go get ice cream and tetanus shot."
King of the Hill
"What did I tell you two? Bobby? Connie?"
King of the Hill
"Let's boogie!"
King of the Hill
"Yeah!"
King of the Hill
"Now it's starting to make some sense."
King of the Hill
"My heart is racing here, Minh. When my heart races, my Buick follows."
King of the Hill
"and clear your head?"
King of the Hill
"Besides, it's littering."
King of the Hill
"But it wouldn't have to be, if you'd left us some of those chips."
King of the Hill
"that could possibly take this long."
King of the Hill
"What were you eating under there?"
King of the Hill
"I tell you what, when I do find those kids..."
King of the Hill
"He used to make me wear dresses."
King of the Hill
"after people stopped buying his records."
King of the Hill
"Well, if we're lost, the kids are probably lost, too."
King of the Hill
"What're you doing in the old... Hank..."
King of the Hill
"Boxers or briefs?"
King of the Hill
"Let's go, Bobby. lt's debt-paying time."
King of the Hill
"- What the hell are you doing? - Getting an old tan, man."
King of the Hill
"Those are their bikes. They're inside, all right."
King of the Hill
"I am such a jumble."
King of the Hill
"Give me that!"
King of the Hill
"Wait. Maybe Randy's right."
King of the Hill
"Hey, Randy, have you seen Bobby, and Joseph, and that Kahn Jr.?"
King of the Hill
"Mayday!"
King of the Hill
"Yeah, my dad used to punish me by telling me I was a girl."
King of the Hill
"Calm down, for Peggy Hill. Look at my hand."
King of the Hill
"- Yes, you can, Bobby. - Grab onto my shirt."
King of the Hill
"Yeah, women have trouble choosing between guys sometimes."
King of the Hill
"I hear you."
King of the Hill
"to "The Smellow Nose of Texas.""
King of the Hill
"My dad says butane's a bastard gas."
King of the Hill
"They keep."
King of the Hill
"Hey! You shouldn't go in there."
King of the Hill
"Hey, look at this!"
King of the Hill
"I'm starting to get things."
King of the Hill
"Gotcha."
King of the Hill
"Take me to Boneyard."
King of the Hill
"Bobby, that is so kind..."
King of the Hill
"That could be our way out!"
King of the Hill
"You are such a goof!"
King of the Hill
"They like to have their cake, and eat it, too."
King of the Hill