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Clips from The Office - Safety Training (S03E03)

"and get handed a pamphlet on electricity."
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"You go to the science museum and you put your hand on a metal ball"
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"and your hair sticks up straight."
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"So, you're okay?"
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"They used props, they used visual aids"
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"and they just made us look like dopes."
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"Idiots! God, what are we going to do?"
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"I don't know. I don't know."
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"Depression. Wolves."
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"Depression."
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"A quilt. A depression quilt."
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"No time to sew a quilt."
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"I got it."
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"Get me the number for the Giant Big Box Toy Store."
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"what am I doing on a trampoline?"
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"Well, I thought I'd bounce here for a while,"
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"relieve some stress and then move on with my day."
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"Not. Here's a plan."
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"Dwight is going to gather"
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"all of the office workers and all of the warehouse guys"
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"Oh, my God, he is on the roof."
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"And now I have got their attention."
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"I tell them about the cold hard facts of depression."
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"And they freak out. And they get to see"
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"Nice side note, they might think,"
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"But that's not why I'm doing this."
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"Then I land on the trampoline,"
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"I climb off, walk around the corner,"
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"ta-freaking-da."
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"So then the next movie moves to the top of the queue."
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"number six becomes number five,"
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"And let's just say that I just sent back"
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"And they sent me Uptown Girls, which is also awesome."
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"but it's at the bottom of the queue."
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"and I change the order of the queue,"
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"so that I can see Love Actually as soon as I want to."
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"It's so easy, Ryan."
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"Do you really not know how Netflix works?"
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"I guess I forgot."
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"Ryan, well done. Two minutes, 42 seconds."
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"Additionally, Pam, you win $10"
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"And Jim, you win $5 because she mentioned six romantic comedies."
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"Maybe we should test this first."
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"Go buy some watermelons."
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"Hey."
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"Here you go."
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"I'm getting cleaned out."
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"Ready?"
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"Deactivate the car alarm, clean up the mess."
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"Find out whose car that is."
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"If it's Stanley's, call the offices of James P. Albini,"
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"Also, take apart the trampoline. Stick it in the baler."
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"We're not allowed to use the baler."
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"I'm on it."
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"I need you to acquire an inflatable house andlor castle."
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"What do you think? You've got an hour."
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"I'm going to need petty cash."
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"Do you want a drawbridge?"
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"Un-shun."
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"Yeah, that sounds good. Re-shun."
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"Excellent decision."
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"When you land, try and land like an eight-year-old."
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"These bouncy castles are not designed for adults."
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"I got plenty of watermelons in my trunk."
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"If we keep doing them, I'm not going to want to jump."
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"This is about doing, not thinking."
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"Right!"
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"Let's rock and roll! Rock and roll!"
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"Yeah! That's right, I'm not thinking!"
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"Yes! Yeah!"
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"(WHOOPING) Jumping off the roof"
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"Bouncing on a bouncy thing"
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"Show them who is boss"
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"Rip a hole in the sun!"
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"I am ready to do this!"
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"I'm ready to make a point!"
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"Hey! Guys, listen up,"
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"Michael is up on the roof and acting strange."
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"What's the situation?"
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"Un-shun. I think he's suffering from depression. Re-shun."
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"I think he wants you all to come out"
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"Is it nice outside?"
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"It's gorgeous. Let's go!"
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"Come on!"
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"Everyone's going to be fine in exactly what they're wearing! Let's go!"
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"Let's go!"
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"Oh, my life!"
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"The stress of my modern office"
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"has caused me to go into a depression!"
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"Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?"
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"Dwight, you ignorant slut."
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"Depression is a very serious illness."
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"according to a 2004 study."
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"Is that the last year the data was available?"
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"My head is in such pain and turmoil."
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"Don't do anything rash."
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"I didn't think you needed them for this part."
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"Okay. That's..."
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"Attention, blue-collar workers!"
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"What are the odds that this is in any way real?"
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"Okay, I'd like 10 bucks on those odds."
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"If someone gives you 10,000 to one on anything, you take it."
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"I am going to be a very rich dude."
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"Michael is up on the roof and he's acting strange."
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"Everything is wrong, Dwight."
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"The stress of my modern office has made me depressed."
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"Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?"
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"Dwight, you ignorant slut!"
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"I might even bring my parents tomorrow to the matinee."
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"MICHAEL: And that is why..."
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"...I am going to jump off this roof!"
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"This is just offensive."
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"At least we're outside."
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"Hey, check it out, there's a castle over there."
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"Oh, my God, there is a castle."
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"No. There's nothing to see over there, people."
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"There's nothing to see."
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"Oh, God. Oh, my God, he's going to jump."
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"He's going to kill himself pretending to kill himself."
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"Hey, Michael,"
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