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Clips from The Office - Safety Training (S03E03)

"don't jump on the bouncy castle."
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"You can't do that 'cause you're going to get horribly, horribly injured."
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"Hey, Michael,"
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"I have a present for you but you have to come down and get it."
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"Come down and open it and you'll see."
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"Dwight, find out what the present is."
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"Okay, I don't see anything."
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"She might be bluffing."
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"Dwight. Dwight."
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"They're only available in Japan."
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"Dwight, you are such a liar."
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"Pam, really what is it?"
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"A cushy, wimpy Nerf life."
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"But I never said you had nothing to live for."
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"What do I have to live for?"
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"You..."
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"It's going good, right?"
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"The sex isn't nearly as good as it used to be."
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"I mean it takes courage just to be you."
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"To get out of bed every single day,"
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"knowing full well you got to be you."
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"Do you really mean that?"
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"I couldn't do it."
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"I ain't that strong and I ain't that brave."
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"You Braveheart, man."
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"I Braveheart."
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"I am."
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"Come on down, okay?"
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"And sometimes those people can drive you to do crazy things"
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"to show the dangers of the office."
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"I saved a life."
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"My own."
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"Am I a hero?"
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"Apology not accepted."
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"Morning, Jim."
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"Andy."
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"for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna."
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"Dwight says that he actually doesn't know"
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"Okay. No, Jim. You guys."
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"Toby is leading ours upstairs."
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"Okay."
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"Okay? Fine."
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"kicked the ladder out from under me and yelled..."
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"Ever since March Madness ended, I am so bored."
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"Ten people. Michael."
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"That's like a half an hour, every hour?"
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"Yeah, but ours was real, Michael."
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"It's serious down there."
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"calling me a Nerf."
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"It's really hard to demonstrate depression."
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"Only this time, where's Michael?"
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"take a couple extra bounces for fun."
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"Okay, let's do this thing! I'll go summon the troops!"
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"Creed is eating an apple."
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"I found a potato."
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"Want to do another test?"
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"Okay, when is the shunning thing going to end?"
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"Come on! Hurry up, you guys!"
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"Michael, what's wrong?"
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"Michael, what's wrong?"
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"They found the castle, Michael."
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"Damn it!"
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"Excuse me."
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"Mike, this is the opposite of safety."
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"What about Jan?"
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"Lovely, lovely, lovely Jan, man."
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"Pam, I'm coming down to get my present."
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"I worked in a warehouse. Men's Wearhouse."
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"There's, like, 10 green ones."
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"I don't know how the whole betting thing started,"
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"And you know science."
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"(MICHAEL EXCLAIMS)"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, Drew. Sorry."
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"Because it wasn't even necessary in the first place."
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"No, no, no! I said, "Should you?""
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"Love Actually, which was awesome."
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"You live a sweet little nerfy life"
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"because she said "awesome" 1 2 times."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"These are very dangerous machines"
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"Oh, yeah, this is much better. It's safer."
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"your entire body without skipping a beat."
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"No, constantly. Like for years."
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"On what?"
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"Have Padge do it or the sea monster."
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"Over 32,000 people commit suicide every year"
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"My life!"
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"No more. The tests are going terrible."
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"Darryl, I did not walk out in the middle of yours, so..."
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"What I do is this."
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"You may be asking yourself"
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"Dwight, where are the warehouse guys?"
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"Okay, calm down."
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"Good. Drew."
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"Bale 'er? I hardly know her."
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"sitting on your biscuit"
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"Oh, jeez."
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"I mean this is really serious stuff."
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"It's a..."
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"That is not fair."
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"No, it really is. It's very nice."
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"Thank you."
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"You can call me Drew."
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"No, I'm not gonna call you that."
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"I can't control what you do. I can only control what I do."
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"Dwight."
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"Which I'm looking forward to."
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"Andy, Dwight says welcome back and that he could use a hug."
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"Her."
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"I believe that you can do safety training"
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"Okay. You know what? You're making it sound kind of lame."
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"Heart disease kills more people than balers."
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"Ryan!"
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"Not me, I..."
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"Ten."
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"Visual aids. Yes."
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"the dangers of depression with their own eyes."
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"So number five becomes number four,"
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"But guess what, now I want to see Love Actually again,"
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