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Clips from Silicon Valley - Daily Active Users (S03E03)

"Barry, Warren, Natalie, Martina,"
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"Gwen, Amy, Walker, and Clay."
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"You were all totally freaked out."
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"Was anyone not totally freaked out?"
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"Clark? Good. What was your reaction?"
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"It just made me feel stupid."
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"This file sync thing is confusing."
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"When I put videos into my main folder, it says it uploaded them,"
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"but then I didn't see where they went."
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"It said stuff was on my phone and my iPad,"
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"but when I looked at the memory, it said, zero K used,"
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"so stuff wasn't on there."
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"That's the platform. He's describing the platform"
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"and what's great about it. Well, clearly he doesn't get it."
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"clearly none of these people get it. Maybe this is a bad group."
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"This is the fifth one today and it's the least hostile reaction we've seen."
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"Okay, well, everyone that I showed the beta to loved it. Loved."
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"- Oh, shit. - What?"
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"Who did you give the beta to?"
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"- Your friends. Engineers. - Well, yeah, Monica."
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"I wanted to give it to people who would understand"
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"what I'm trying to do, so I could get useful feedback."
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"And with all due respect, I gave it to you, the one person without a computing background,"
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"and you said it felt engineered."
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"- Oh, shit. - Yeah."
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"You're trying to sell the platform to regular people,"
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"but you never actually put it in the hands of regular people."
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"Like them."
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"Shouldn't there be a download button?"
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"Did they honestly forget to add a download button?"
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"You know what, Richard, why don't we just go..."
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"I mean, who designed this thing?"
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"I did. I designed it."
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"Excuse me? Who are you?"
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"My name is Richard Hendricks, I'm the CEO of Pied Piper."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, you're the one who forgot the download button."
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"Yes."
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"But no. No, actually,"
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"there is no download button because... well,"
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"you don't need a download button. We're past that."
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"I mean, that's the old thing. This guy, actually,"
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"he should have told you that."
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"I'm a moderator, not an advocate."
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"Okay, well, with Pied Piper,"
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"you don't need to download anything or send anything at all,"
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"anywhere, because the second you take a photo or a video or compose a text message,"
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"it's on all of your devices instantly."
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"- So it's all on my phone? - Yes."
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"Wrong! It says zero K used, so it's not on there."
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"Yes, well, that's the best part about the platform right there."
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"Yes... because you're right, it's not actually on the phone."
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"But you don't need it to be on the phone"
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"if you can see it on the phone,"
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"even though there's nothing there at all."
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"But... where the hell is it?"
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"Everywhere."
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"And nowhere, sort of."
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"Okay, let me... let me just take a step back here"
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"and explain it in a simpler way."
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"- Sorry, what was your name? - Bernice."
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"Bernice. What did you have for breakfast today?"
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"- Scrambled eggs. - Scrambled eggs."
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"And what's in the eggs?"
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"Electrons. Right?"
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"And we all know how electrons exist in orbitals."
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"Multivalent states? No?"
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"No one knows this? Okay."
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"Okay, that's fine. Bad example. That's on me."
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"I'll... I'm going to use the whiteboard here."
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"You're gonna... you're gonna love this. Okay."
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"Then, once we hit a critical mass of users,"
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"the volume of data moving through the system"
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"will enable the neural net to start optimizing the platform."
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"It will actually get smarter and faster all on its own."
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"Is that like when I'm texting and my phone starts guessing what I'm going to say?"
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"This goes way beyond autocomplete."
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"Actually, all of your devices will begin helping each other"
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"in ways that we can't even design or predict."
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"Okay, but see, the problem is... Terminator."
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"What? No. No, no. No, no, no. No."
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"I can assure there is no Skynet type of situation here."
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"No. Pied Piper will in no way become sentient and try to take over the world."
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"He just told us he couldn't predict it."
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"I'm just saying... everybody died."
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"- Yeah. - You're right."
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"In those movies, there were a lot of casualties."
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"Quite scary to think. It's food for thought."
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"Speaking of..."
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"Can we order some pizzas in here?"
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"So, when we put our files into a Pied Piper folder,"
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"they get split up into tiny bits and spread across a network of other users' devices?"
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"Yes, that's... peer-to-peer distribution. Continue."
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"But they can't look at any of our files"
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"because they only have tiny, scrambled pieces of them?"
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"- Encrypted sharding. - Clark with the assist. Great."
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"- Go on. - But we can look at any of our files anytime,"
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"anywhere even though they're not actually on any of our devices."
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"Yes. Yes, Bernice, that's it!"
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"That's Pied Piper. That's everything."
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"So it's all on our phones even though it sort of isn't."
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"Oh, my God. That's awesome."
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"Isn't it? Yeah."
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"So... what do you think? Will you use Pied Piper now?"
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"- Well, yeah, I think I will. - Me, too,"
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"- now that you've explained how it works. - There you go."
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"That's what we've been aiming for."
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"They get it!"
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"What's he smiling at?"
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"This data was corrupted the second he walked in that room."
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"So we're tanking, and it's because we're too good."
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"That's one way of looking at it. Yes."
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"Yes, we have created a product so far ahead of its time,"
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"people are having difficulty wrapping their heads around it."
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"Well, then we just need to change the platform, right?"
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"- We simplify it. - Well, we can't."
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"It's not as if I don't want to, it's just that we literally can't do it."
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"If you build an airplane and people are afraid of anything that flies,"
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"you can't just take the wings off of it, because,"
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"at that point, all you're left with"
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