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Clips from The Cable Guy (1996)

"That's why Mommy is going to happy hour."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Just sit there with Mr. Babysitter, and he'll take good care of you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Don't sit so close to that thing. It's going to rot your brain."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Sorry about yesterday. How did evertyhing go with you?"
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"- Keep them closed. - Pretty well. The other night..."
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"Open, sesame."
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"Medieval Times?"
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"I knew you'd like it. I come twice a week."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm your serving wench, Melinda. Care for something from the barkeep?"
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"- Look, I have to tell you- - Hold that thought. Show's on."
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"Welcome to a magnificent journey into the past."
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"This is Medieval Times!"
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"Are you prepared for a night of feasting and sport..."
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"Let the games begin! The blue knight rules!"
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"Down, down, down. Red knight going down!"
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"- More Pepsi? - There was Pepsi, but no utensils?"
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"I've got a lot of tables."
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"Can I have your skin? Check this out."
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"Silence of the Lambs."
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"This has nothing to do with you as a person-"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"...to resolve a grievance."
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"We have to be careful not to hurt each other, right?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Just take it easy, all right?"
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"Necessity is the mother of invention."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"That's the spirit. Let's give them a show!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm blinded! My eyes!"
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"So that's how it's going to be? You want to play rough?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Daddy can play rough!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"The name is Spock. If we don't fight to the death, they'll kill us both."
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"Goodbye, Jim."
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"Good fight. Good fight."
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"- This is our destiny! - No, it's not!"
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"- Yes, it is! Yes, it is! - No, it isn't! No, it isn't!"
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"- Is! Is! - Isn't! Isn't!"
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"Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!"
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"- You have a warrior's instinct. - I had a real feeling of power."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"If Robin had seen you, she'd be begging you to come back."
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"These knights get laid all the time."
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"We should go again next week."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You have no messages. - Nobody loves you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- What do you think? - What is all this?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"It appears as if someone has updated your home entertainment system."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I got you the big-screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine..."
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"...and THX-quality sound that would make George Lucas cream his pants."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You got in here when I was out?"
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"How else could I get the stuff in?"
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"- How much did all of this cost? - Practically nothing."
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"- I can't accept this. - Why not?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You give me friendship. We're even."
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"Okay."
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"- Can I leave it here till Saturday? - Sure. No problem."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"It's Robin on line two."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I had the best time the other night. When will I see you again?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- How about tomorrow? - Chip."
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"I knew I'd get you on the phone that way."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Let's break the cherry on that karaoke machine."
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"- What does that mean? - Karaoke jam. No ifs, ands or buts."
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"Maybe a few buts. Big ones!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You're going on a date?"
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"We're not officially back together. And you said time apart is good."
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"Yes. Time apart from each other, but not with other people."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"This is just a sign that you need to live a little."
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"- She's having fun. You should too. - Maybe you're right."
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"- I got you a little something. - You said we were even."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You're breaking the rules. What is it?"
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"My brother thought it might help you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- This is... There's no words... - It's no big deal."
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"Now I'm on a mission."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"This is going to be the best damn karaoke jam ever."
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"We're really bopping!"
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"- You have some nice friends. - They're just preferred customers."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Chick alert, 2 o'clock. What a licorice."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Don't look. - You're just playing with me."
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"- She's all over you. - Shut up."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'd strike while the iron is hot. He who hesitates, masturbates."
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"Go."
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"- Hey. I'm Steven. - Heather."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Can I get you a beer? - How about a tequila?"
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"All right."
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"Hi, Rick."
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"That'll be a good one."
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"- Glad you accepted my invitation. - Steven invited me."
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"He's changing. You'll have to learn to live with that."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Don't dig too deep. You might get burned by the molten lava."
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"I'm out of here."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"The soothing sounds of Raul, ladies and gentlemen."
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"I fought the law, and the law won."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Jefferson Airplane performed this song in Gimme Shelter..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"...a film about how the Hell's Angels had their way at a Stones concert."
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"Tonight, it's my turn."
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"- What do you do? - Can we talk in the other room?"
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"We need an ambulance over by the scaffolding!"
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"Smile! That's going to be a good one."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Good morning, and how are we today?"
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"I borrowed this sweatshirt. Bacon and eggs, coming up."
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"- Where did Heather go? - She left early this morning."
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"- What a night. Just what I needed. - I'll tell you something."
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"- You look like a new man. - I feel like a new man."
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"I was getting so used to rejection. I really liked her."
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"Hey. It was my treat."
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"- What do you mean? - You can buy next time."
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"- Don't let your eggs get cold. - Buy what?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?"
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"It's okay. She's totally clean. I checked her out about a week ago."
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"To make sure she was good. And I'm healthy as a horse. Not a drip."
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"- Would you like some juice? - You're kidding. She's your friend."
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"- I wish I had friends like that. - Get out of my house."
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"She was a working girl, but she liked you."
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"You might even have got a freebie."
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"I don't ever want to see you again. Robin will never forgive me."
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"Don't tell her. I'll help you get her back."
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"I want you out of my apartment. And get this stuff out of here."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Why are you doing this? You're sabotaging yourself."
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"Out. Now."
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"Everything was going so well."
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"I made you breakfast, and we were eating..."
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"Out!"
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"I apologize about last night. I came home and I just fell asleep."
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"You need to come down and refuel."
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"You're sexy."
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