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Clips from The Cable Guy (1996)

"Excuse me. What's the story with our chicken?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Have the eggs had a chance to hatch? Maybe you can go check on it for me."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm sorry to put you out."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"It's a little crazy right now..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Enjoy your meal. - Thank you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Good evening, sir. - Hey, Stretch."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"The weather is always nice in here. The winters are remarkably mild!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- If you need anything, let me know. - I got it under control."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"What is your-?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"People rarely take advantage of my services. I'll help you wash up."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Cleanliness is next to godliness."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You'll need to look your best."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"That'll take care of the shine. Now, let's pluck those eyebrows!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me..."
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"...she loves me not."
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"...a touch of Alfalfa..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You look just like Dizzy Gillespie."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Don't worry about the tip. But I've got one for you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Stay away from Robin. She's taken."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"A man was beaten in a restroom by a bathroom attendant."
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"We'll be right back."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Tonight on UPN: The trial that has captured the nation."
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"- Crybaby. - I love you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- No, Sammy! - Look who's crying now."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Parental discretion advised."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Who is it? - It's the cable guy."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"My cable's fine."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I have an upgrade order for one Robin Harris."
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"I didn't order that."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You didn't hear it from me. - Hold on."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Male witches are the worst kind. - He's not a witch."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"That about does it. My work is done."
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"Okay."
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"That was hot up there."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Are you a friend of Steven's? - I'm proud to say that I am."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Are you guys going out a lot? - Not really."
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"Did he say that?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"He mentioned that you've had some problems."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- It's a little complicated. - It always is."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"She wanted to think about it. We agreed to take some time apart."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You know... Give each other space."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"She's no longer with us."
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"I'm sorry."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Promise me you'Il never go bungee jumping in Mexico."
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"- I promise. - Anyway..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Thank you."
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"Cherish him, Robin. Every hair on his head."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Excuse me."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Hello. - I love you."
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"Robin? I love you too."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You didn't have to do that. - I- I wanted to."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Giving me free cable. Only you would do something like that."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Call me later if you're around. - Sure, as soon as I get home."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Bye. - Bye."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"So you're blowing me off again. I won't put up with it anymore."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- How do you know about us? - Free cable's an aphrodisiac."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I appreciate you helping me out with Robin."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You're a nice guy, but I just don't have time for a new friend."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- What are you trying to say? - I don't want to be your friend."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- So you're all right? - I'm a big boy."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"It's no big deal. Whatever."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You're sure? - Uh-huh. I'm fine."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Robin Harris. - Hey, it's Chip Douglas."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Chip Douglas? - The cable guy."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- What is it? - He doesn't seem like himself."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Have you noticed anything? - No. Things are going really well."
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"Good. That makes me feel better."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Should I be worried? - No. Maybe I'm being too nervous."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Let's just keep our eyes open."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Stevie, you did it, man."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You put our cajones on the table and you slam-dunked it."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"We have to find an architect."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I need to talk to you. - It shall wait."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I don't know anything about this. - Do not speak until spoken to."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You have the right to remain silent."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You have the right to an attorney. - I didn't accept any stolen goods."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Deluxe karaoke machine. Big-screen TV."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"He gave you a big-screen TV and a hi-fi system as a present?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I didn't do anything! Just call my cable guy."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Nobody named Chip Douglas works for the cable company."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- When can you get me out? - There'll be no bail hearing today."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You have to spend the weekend here."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Look at the pretty boy!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"They call me the pumper. I'll be your friend."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You hear anything?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- What's your real name? - Larry Tate. That's not important."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"We have to get you out of here. I was watching Court TV."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'll talk to the judge. I'll put the system on trial."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I can be your friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm just here to comfort you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Touch it. You need human contact."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- What are you doing? Stop it. - I know how you're feeling!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Don't do that. - I'm here for you!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Don't do that! You'Il get me killed!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Remember Midnight Express? Oliver Stone won an Academy Award."
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"This is the man who framed me."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Hey, Bernie, how's that sports package?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Don't worry about Robin. I'll take care of her."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"This concludes our broadcast day. Click."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Did I tell you to have a karaoke jam with him?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'll see if I can track him down. What was his name?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Larry Tate. But at first he said his name was Chip Douglas."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Are you okay? - I'm fine."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You're not fine. - I just want to get this over with."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I hate visiting my parents."
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"- What is he doing here? - I invited him."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I invited him at lunch. - At lunch?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You look great. - And you are a vision."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You look rested. - Come here."
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"- What's wrong? You seem weird. - You had me sent to jail."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"But I'd hate to have to show Robin this."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Bastard! - Let's just have a good time."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Steven is carrying his battle ax and chasing me."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"So I say, "Hey, it's just a show! What are you trying to prove?""
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- He takes things too seriously. - The guy almost took my head off."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You never played Porno Password? It's the adult version of the show."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Robin, you're on my team. Steven, you're with Mom."
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"You're the judges."
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"The password is..."
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"- I really don't want to play. - Come on, Steven."
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