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Clips from The Cable Guy (1996)

"...was that one day, I didn't want to have sex with him."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Jamie, I... - No!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Hi, this is Robin Harris. Steven doesn't live here anymore..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Cable guy! - Don't leave!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I'm coming! - Cable guy!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Yeah. I was going to the bed-and-bath place. Now it's closed."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"The old McNair place."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"They had a lot of cats."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Come on, baby."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Tell me where you like it."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Hello, mama."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"How about this?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"That's your sweet spot, right there."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"What?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"...I noticed you were previously wired at 1268 and a half Chestnut."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Last week, the billing was transferred to one Robin Harris."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"No sweat off my sack."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You'll be channel surfing in no time."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Sam turned to petty larceny..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I just have some paperwork for you to fill out."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I feel good about this."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I have this friend, and he gave his cable guy $50."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"That's illegal. You could be fined up to $5000 or go to jail."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'll juice you up."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Oklahoma!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"If you screw this project up, it's not going to be my ass."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Stevie, time to leavie!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I've had a few drinks, so buckle up."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- That's pretty impressive. - I knew you'd appreciate this."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Soon every home will integrate their television, phone and computer."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- But the TV was always there. - I know what you mean."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"That's tough. You must have a lot of abandonment issues."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Reality isn't Father Knows Best anymore."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"...and a trip to the hospital for reconstructive surgery."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"But what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Can I be frank?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"All the complicated splendor that is woman."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"It was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"It's embarrassing, I don't even know your name."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm interested in learning about the complicated splendor that is you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Great. We need another man. - Chip Douglas, my cable guy."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You'll find out."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Foul!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- That was a travel! - Whatever you say, Chip!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I'm just talking trash. - You ruined the game."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"We're not friends. I don't even know you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"It's me again. I was taking a whiz. Thought you might have called."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- How's Hal? - The guy has no vision."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Are you okay? - I'm fine. Don't I look fine?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- It doesn't. They ask you. - I'm starting to notice that."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"If you get a new wife, do you get to have sex with her?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"In movies, women always scratch the man when they're having sex."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Why didn't you take my call? - I can't always pick up the phone."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Your nostrils flare when you're mad."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Dost thust have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has a king's thirst."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Thanks."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"...the likes of which you'll never forget?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"The red knight sucks the big one! You're going down, red knight!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Could I get a knife and fork? - There were none in medieval times."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Hello, Clarice. It's good to see you again."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Oh, Lord."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Master Steven Kovacs and Lord Chip, come to the fighting pit!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- We're going to do battle. - Is this a normal part of the show?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Is it safe? - Sure! That's what the armor's for."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Come back so that I may brain thee!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"My leg! I have a cramp."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I am now."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I don't believe you. It's another trick."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"This is like when Spock fought Kirk. Best friends forced to do battle."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Chip, this isn't funny! Stop it!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Eat! Keep eating!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Quickly! Muster atop your steed."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Are you all right?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Well done, good sir. You are the victor."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Did you hear that?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You give me something more valuable. Friendship."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You have to take this stuff back."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Hi, this is Robin Harris."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm at the office. Call me. Bye."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Good. Keep it up. It's your ass."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I love you, but I have to go. Bye. - Bye."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You're damn right, I'm right."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Yes, it is. Yes, it is. It is to me."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"He's having a super time."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I don't know what your story is, but I'm going to find out."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You had honey in your voice. - Do a song for us."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"No, I couldn't. No, I really couldn't."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"All right, already!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"What do you mean, buy what? The women."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Of course. We couldn't get a woman like that without paying."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Oh, hey, hey, hey."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Most appreciated."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Gail tells me you're coming out of a relationship."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You've been working hard. Take a break."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Wait. I need to use the head. I want to find out about your job."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Pleasant night, isn't it? - Yeah, not too bad."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Unbelievable. - It's no trouble."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You're on a big date."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"A little JosÈ Eber..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"...and... we're ready to dry you off!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Is it a man named Steven? - I can't say."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Oh, look what I've done."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"That guy is devoted to you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I shouldn't be telling you this..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"...but he thinks you're the cat's pajamas."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Only every five minutes. Frankly I'm sick of hearing it."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- He's a good man. - Yeah."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I asked a woman to marry me once."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Sometimes you don't know what you've got till it's gone."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I've said too much."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I wanted to do something for you, but you needed space, so..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Let's not make any more rules. - Okay."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Are you ready to rock? - The concert. Oh, Jesus."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I think Robin and I are getting back together."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'll call you later-"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Pretty smooth work. I set them up, you knock them down."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- What? - Robin. I got her back for you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Bye. - Bye-bye."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Way to go. Now they'll probably give him my job."
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