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Clips from The Cable Guy (1996)

"Well, you're a nice guy. Many customers treat me like snot."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- The company puts you on hold. - Thanks. You'Il get good marks."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Maybe I'll show you the satellite, how this whole thing works."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Sure, we should do that one day. - How about tomorrow?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Tomorrow's no good. - You'Il be stewing about your ex?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"No."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Okay. I crossed the line. Sorry. - You didn't cross the line."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Cool. Pick you up at 6:30."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"There are 24 classrooms. Each can be converted into a home."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"There's a swimming pool, tennis courts, a gym and a stage..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"It's available in foreclosure."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Tough room, but you got them. How you feeling?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Fine."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Are you having a little domestic discord?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Robin and I are having difficulties. I think it's only temporary."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm more patient. I'm more loving. They tell me this."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"There's something in everyone's life they could improve."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"If they're doing well financially, maybe their relationships suffer."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Steve! Steven!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Yo, Stevie!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Come on down! Are you waiting for an invitation?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"It's the fun bus. Come on!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- How's it going? - Hey, buddy!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Most people never take the time to understand how the cable works."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Where exactly are we going? - To ride the information highway."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I come up here to think sometimes. Clear my head."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Brace yourself."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"There she is."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"She's sending entertainment and information to millions of citizens."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"The future is now!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You'll be able to visit the Louvre, or watch female mud wrestling."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"There's no end to the possibilities!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"When I was a kid, my mom worked nights. I never met my father."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"My dad might as well have been away."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"It's a kick in the face with a steel-toe work boot..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"My brother is a speech therapist."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"So?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Never mind."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You're pretty love-struck, huh? - I miss her."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I proposed, and she kicked me out. - I hate that."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I don't think you listen to her. You tell her what she wants to hear."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you tenfold."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You're right. That's incredibly insightful."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Women love Sleepless in Seattle. It's on HBO this month."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- That's your bait. - Robin loves that movie."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Tell her you're cooking yourself dinner and watching it by yourself."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- She'Il come running. - Maybe I'll give it a try."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Do you really want to know my name?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You do? - Sure."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Goodbye."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"This concludes our broadcast day. Click."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Sometimes time apart is healthy. - You're right."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"That's what I came here to say."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- What are you doing tomorrow? - Cook dinner and watch a movie."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Sleepless in Seattle is on TV. - I love that movie."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Maybe I will. - Whatever."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm Tabitha Soren. Today in the Sam Sweet case..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"...the prosecution played the call Sam made on the night of the murder."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Mr. Sweet confessed one month later."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My twin brother's been shot."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I think it was an Asian gang or something."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I saw someone. He looked Asian."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"He was speaking another language. I'm pretty sure..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"It was Asian."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You guys play here too?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Weird. I thought I'd see if anybody wanted to play round ball."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"We met a week ago, but I feel I've always known him."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Really? That's sweet."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Chip Douglas, you're on my team. - No way."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I'm on Steven's team. - I'll switch teams. Let's play."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I've got to warm up! I don't want to pull a hammy."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Let's get it on. - You any good?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Check it."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Looks good."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Let's see what you got, White Shadow."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I see. We're playing prison rules, huh?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Steven, I'm open! Feed me the rock!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I love this game."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I guess we're done. - Thanks for bringing your friend."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Hey, Rick! I never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"What are you doing?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Friends don't speak to each other like that."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You have 11 new messages. - All right."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Steven, it's Mom. Call me. I'm still your mother, you know."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Steven, call your mother."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Hey, Steven. Give me a ring. I'm at 555-4329."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"What's up, Steve? I'm at a pay phone. If you're there, pick up."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'll be home later."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Okay, I'm home. Give me a buzz when you get in."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I think your machine is-"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Oh, shit."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- So how's work? - Work's good."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"He's just an utterly useless person. I think I hate him."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- It's nice to see you doing well. - It's nice just to see you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Hey. It should be on now."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I know what to do. The cable guy is a friend of mine."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm a preferred customer. All I have to do is page him."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Hi. Is there a problem? - My cable's out."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Really? So you called me."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Funny, how you call when you need something."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Is that how you treat people? - I've been busy. Robin is here."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- This is important. - But calling me back isn't?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm sorry. Can you help me out?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Why should I help you? I gave you free cable."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- What have you ever done for me? - Anything you want."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Tomorrow night we hang out. - Fine, anything you want."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"God bless you. You're too good to me."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"All set!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- What's with the cut cord? - That's for effect. Until tomorrow."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"She's pretty. Don't kiss her. Don't even touch her."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Resist the urge at all costs. It'll pay off in the end."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"See what I'm saying?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- That was fast. - Yeah."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"That isn't how it's done. I'd rather just see somebody I like."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Or a slice of pizza? - Does it still work this way?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I certainly hope so. - Will she scratch up your back?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"What?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- How do you know this? - Jed's got cable."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Mommy's got to go out now. - When will I get a brother?"
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