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Clips from The Cable Guy (1996)

"- On to the next order of business. - Steven, I need to talk to you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You're under arrest for receiving stolen property."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- This can't be happening. - It's killing your mother."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I came as soon as I could."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Why are you doing this to me? - You did this to you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I will not touch it."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Oh, Billy."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm just messing with you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I told you to stay away from him. - You said I could get free cable."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Chip Douglas? That sounds familiar."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Pick a word."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"...vagina."
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"Woman."
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"Penis."
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"- Erection? - No. But thanks for noticing."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You are being an asshole. - Do you see what's happening?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Robin showed me her birthmark. It's very sexy."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- How's Hal? - The man has no vision."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Hair plugs. Hair plugs... - Oh, shit."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Those hair plugs. - Get out."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"If you build it, he will come."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Someone called The Big Ragoo. - Carmine, from Laverne & Shirley."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"His boss was Larry Tate, from a show called Bewitched."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"We see thunderstorms..."
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"- Can't we work this out? - I wish we could."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'd love to chat, but I'm getting together with a lady friend."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Goodbye, Steven. Click."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I heard him say they were taking a ride on the information highway."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Soon every home will integrate their television, phone and computer!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You can shop from your home, or play video games with someone in Vietnam."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Help me! - Hang on!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You'll have to do better than that, Steven."
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"Steven? Steven."
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"You stupid son-of-a-bitch."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Bad boys, what you gonna do?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I don't really have a plan."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"...but I screwed it up."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You are in a high-voltage area. - What's that?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Come again?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Oh, God!"
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"That's it."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"That's what I have to do!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You still want to know my name?"
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"Yeah."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Ricky Ricardo."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You looked at Ray and said, "I want him to be my boyfriend..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"...but he's got to change. " What are you talking about?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"One of the things that initiated a misunderstanding..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"So he starts talking about calling somebody else to do it."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Oh, no."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Stop at 4000 and a spin."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You'd been drinking, and you thought you were making love to me."
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"Yes."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- This differs from a normal massage? - It's more sexual."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I ought to know when I see a good ball."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"This television funny-man killed his brother in cold blood."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"My guests have crushes on food service workers."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Mr. Davis, do you take cream and sugar in your eye?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Get out. - What?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Do you want to tell them something?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm really a man."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Jesus. Where's the cable guy already?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Rick Legatos, please."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Hey, Phil."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Hey, Rick, phone. - Hello? Hey, how's the move going?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"The cable guy is missing in action. I hope he gets here before I die."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You haven't called Robin? - No. I'm giving her her space."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I can't believe she's doing this. - You shouldn't have proposed."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"All she had to do was say no. She didn't have to kick me out."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Let's go! - Just give me a minute!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Listen, a piece of advice:"
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"I'm not good at that stuff. What if he says no?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"None of them say no."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I've got to go. Talk to you later. - All right."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Cable guy. - Oh, great."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Wait! - Cable guy!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm coming. Don't leave."
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"Cable guy!"
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"Hey, wait! Come back."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Look who decided to show. - You should have come hours ago."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Should I? So I'm the tardy one?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Maybe I shouldn't have come at all. Jerk off!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm just joking with you."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Let's do this."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Never thought they'd get the floors clean after what happened."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"What happened?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"The comment card. Please mail it in when I'm done."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Does it go to your boss?"
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"No, it goes to me. I'm kind of a perfectioniss..."
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"Perfectionis... t."
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"Let's take a look."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"This could be a cool pad."
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"Come on, baby. Talk to me."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Is this what you want? Is this where you need it?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"So your lady kicked you out."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"In preparing your service..."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Smells like heartbreak to me. - I don't want to discuss that."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Just install my cable, please. - Suit yourself."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You might want to put on a bathing suit."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"So ends day 54 of the trial of former child star, Sam Sweet..."
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"...who has been accused of shooting his twin brother, Stan, in cold blood."
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"The twins were stars of the hit sitcom Double Trouble..."
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"...which aired from 1977 till 1984."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Who broke this?"
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"- He did it! - He did it!"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Life wasn't sweet after their program was canceled."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"...while his brother fell in with the cult called Brotherhood of Friends."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I hope they fry this bastard."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"What happened?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- I moved a few things, okay? - Yeah, I guess."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"It's a drag. You just get to know somebody and then the job is done."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"He got all the movie channels for free. Did you ever hear of that?"
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- You mean illegal cable? - Yeah."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- Who told you that? - Forget it."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"No, I was just making conversation. Forget it."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"I'm just jerking your chain."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"You are too easy."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"Wake up. Smell the smelling salt."
The Cable Guy (1996)
"- One guy doing another guy a solid. - That is so nice."
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