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Clips from Transparent - Exciting and New (S03E03)

"And then we never had another Seder after that. Why not?"
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"Because Pesach and Seder were always Aunt Bryna's."
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"That's so stupid. Passover doesn't belong to a person."
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"I... I couldn't find the leaves for the table."
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"Why do you do that? I don't want that."
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"Because I just don't need all this."
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"One of you had chicken pox."
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"- No, but I didn't... No. - Did you have chicken pox?"
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"Because if I eat it..."
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"it's on my own plate and I eat it,"
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"you know how quickly I put on weight."
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"I don't think Ali wants something"
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"with your mouth moisture on it."
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"Especially when there's literally"
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"in every direction on this boat."
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"It's not a boat. It's a ship."
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"- You have to say ship. - Ship."
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"You can't misgender the ship."
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"You know what?"
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"I don't want to miss the magic show,"
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"so I got to go."
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"So, guys, I need to show you something after dinner."
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"I'm going to go find Yoshi."
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"Bye. Thanks."
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"Bye."
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"Shingles in Nova Scotia."
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"One of the kids had shingles in Nova Scotia."
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"Mm-hmm. I think I blocked out Nova Scotia."
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"Mom?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God."
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"- Look at this. - Fuck balls. What?"
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"This is her room? Ha!"
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"This is incredible."
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"- She has a piano. - Fruit?"
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"We don't have a fruit bowl."
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"Mom, why didn't you tell us about this?"
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"Oh, I accidentally picked up your key at dinner."
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"Yeah, well, this was the surprise"
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"I was going to tell you about at dinner last night,"
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"but you all treated me so horribly that I decided not to."
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"We didn't treat you so horribly."
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"- What are you talking about? - Yes, you did."
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"You treat me horribly most of the time."
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"So listen, why don't you just go?"
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"This is me pampering myself."
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"I'm going to have a massage and a Mani-pedi,"
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"and I'm going to indulge myself."
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"Trevor is teaching me about self-care."
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"Who the fuck is Trevor?"
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"Wow. I didn't get a gay with my room."
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"Did you get a gay with your room?"
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"You can go now. Go ahead."
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"Okay."
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"Bye. Enjoy your massage."
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"I will."
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"Mr. Amazing man!"
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"Whoo! Look at him."
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"Nice, buddy."
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"to line up one more time right there."
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"Everybody, face the pool area."
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"I don't know. I think, like, my ex and I"
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"are, like, best friends or something,"
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"but it just... to be honest, Lisa,"
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"I just can't tell if he's my person"
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"or do I just want him to be my person."
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"What's the difference, you know?"
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"I guess. I don't know."
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"What about you and your hubby?"
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"I mean, I'm assuming you're straight"
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"because I shouldn't... I'm..."
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"No. Um..."
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"I'm not really straight."
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"I don't know. We have a kind of a..."
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"forward-thinking, modern thing going on."
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"I mean, as long as you're being so candid,"
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"we actually, um... between you and me..."
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"we swing."
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"Okay, wait."
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"Like you let each other hook up with other people?"
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"No. No. We hook up with other couples."
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"I mean, at home we have our people,"
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"and then, when we're, you know, on vacations like this,"
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"we kind of keep our eyes open"
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"for couples who might be into us."
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"Sounds kind of complicated."
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"Mm, well, just complicated enough"
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"to keep life interesting, you know?"
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"Hey, babe."
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"Hey. Everything okay?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. I just..."
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"want to tell you that I missed you."
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"Aw. You, too, loser."
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"Hey, I'm going to put you on speaker phone."
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"Guys, come here, real quick."
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"- Guess who it is. - Is it Mom?"
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"I'll give you a hint. It's Mommy."
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"- Mommy, hi, Mommy! - Tell her the big news."
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"We got big news over here."
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"- We got a new pet turtle! - Yeah."
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"Hey, I wanted to tell her that."
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"Big news, right?"
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"Do you believe that?"
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"I'm so happy to hear all of that."
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"Yeah. All right, say we love you, guys."
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"- Love you, Mommy. - Love you, Mommy."
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"We love you, Mommy."
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"I love you guys."
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"I'll see you soon. I love you."
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"- Okay. Bye. - Later, Mom."
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"So."
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"Hmm?"
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"Everything okay?"
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"I'm not fine."
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"I miss Mr. Rachlis."
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"He would have loved all of this,"
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"especially the food."
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"He was my port in a storm."
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"He believed in me."
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"He liked my singing."
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"- You sing. - Mm-hmm."
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