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Clips from Being John Malkovich (1999)

"I've got to make sure."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I'm going to talk to Dr. Feldman about sexual reassignment surgery."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"This is absurd! Besides, Feldman is an allergist."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Davey, it's Max."
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"I am sick, anxious, poor as a beggar."
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"- every minute, day and night... - I want that voice."
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"Anya, I see it coming."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"- Mr. John Malkovich? - Yeah. Who's calling?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"You don't know me, but I know you."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Meet her there! Meet her there! Meet her there!"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"every minute, day and night..."
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"Why?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Oh. Thank you."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I'm so glad you decided to come."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I'm John. How do you do?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I must say, I was intrigued by your voice."
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"I think he's probably just a really, uh, lonely guy."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"You know what I was thinking? I was thinking that maybe"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Now, when you say that I can be somebody else, what do you mean exactly?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Well, we mean exactly that."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"- Yes, sir. - Sure, we can do that."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"well, they may not get what they want."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- God! Craig! - Lotte!"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I don't find you attractive, hmm? And, Lotte,"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"When I looked into his eyes last night, I could feel you peering out."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Only as John, sweetie."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Mmm, tonight, after you close?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Sure. Yeah. It's...it's very rewarding."
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"- My sweet, beautiful Lotte. - Oh!"
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"And he was with her!"
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"We?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"John and me."
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"You are late, my little cowboy."
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"Do you have any idea what it's like to have two people look at you"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I don't know how to use it very well,"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Oh, I had so much fun with you last night."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Say it."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Live dangerously. Close early."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Ooh, doll."
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"What's the matter with you? Stop it!"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Sit up, okay? Just sit up. Just sit up."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Help! He's locking me in a cage!"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Was ever woman in this humor wooed?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"- My God! This is amazing. - Lotte!"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Move right hand across left breast now."
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"Holy shit, yes!"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Shit, he said what I said!"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"That's not me! I didn't say that."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I'm sorry to have called you like that,"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"moving my arms, moving my hands, talking for me."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"You don't understand, man. It was like nothing I've ever felt before."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Yeah, yada, yada, yada. Were you stoned?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"You were stoned."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"The weird thing is this Maxine likes to call me Lotte."
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"Ouch. That is hot."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Hot, lesbian witches. Think about it. It's fucking genius."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I see."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Get inside!"
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"Yeah, explain."
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"My name is Craig Schwartz"
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"That would pale in comparison to the actual experience."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I want to do it!"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Malkovich, Malkovich."
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"Malkovich?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Malkovich, Malkovich"
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"- Malkovich. - Malkovich."
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"It was amazing this time."
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"I know. I'm sorry."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"You know, Craig, once this was a relationship built on love."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"My wife in a cage with a monkey."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Craig. I need to go to the bathroom and take a shower."
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"Craig, you're not a monster. No."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I know you're not a monster, honey."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"You're just... You're just"
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"I've been thinking about us, you know? And, uh..."
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"- J.M. Inc. - Maxine!"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"It's been that son of a bitch, Craig."
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"I'm so sorry. That's horrible."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I miss you so much, Maxine."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I'm surprised. That's pretty impressive."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"- 'Cause I'm gonna be late for Malkovich now. - No."
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"but this insanity is now over."
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"Schwartzy, are you in there?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I'll say you are."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Hey, let's do it on his dining room table."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"So I thought perhaps maybe you would"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Tell me,"
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"Well, perhaps you can."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I am not Dr. Lester."
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"So Dr. Lester is such a vessel?"
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"Rather than thinking of it as an enemy that has to be pounded into submission,"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I've begun imagining it as a really expensive suit that I enjoy wearing."
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"That's when he becomes ripe."
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"I don't want that to happen."
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"unable to control anything,"
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"She's a new friend of mine."
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"Do a puppet show for me, Craig, honey."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"You mean, with Malkovich?"
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"Shut up! We're trying to think here."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"And no one would ever even have to know it's not him."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"And I could use Malkovich's existing notoriety"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Oh, Craigy. Craigy, that's brilliant."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Oh. Oh."
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"So lovely."
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"and so,"
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"if you like."
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"And there's just something I think you should know about the Malkovich vessel."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"- John's here to see you. - Should I send him in?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Of course send him right in. Don't ever keep him waiting again, you understand?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Great to see you."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Sorry about the cunt at reception."
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"This is my fiancee, Maxine."
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"No, thank you."
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"Chicken soup? Chicken soup?"
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"Larry? Uh, I want to get right to the point."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"From now on, I'm no longer an actor. I'm a puppeteer."
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"And I would like to redirect my career"
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"will be synonymous with puppets."
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