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Clips from Being John Malkovich (1999)

"Just let me make a couple calls."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Honey?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"and the man who reinvented how we view puppeteering."
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"to Broadway accolades and Hollywood stardom."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"And so it was that just eight short months ago,"
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"Turning his back on his former profession,"
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"Malkovich had to start from scratch"
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"I'm making him weep, John."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Don't ever with your audience."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"This travesty will all be over with by morning."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Well, to quote the Bard, He's got the world on a string."
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"As the poet said,"
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"It can be one of the pillars, the props,"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Maxine?"
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"Ma..."
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"We have Maxine."
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"What I want is for you to leave John Malkovich now!"
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"We're gonna kill Maxine if you don't leave the body immediately!"
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"Shit!"
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"Where the fuck am I?"
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"The last thing you'll ever see, Maxine."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Johnny, baby, Johnny."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Little Johnny Malk-o-pee! Little Johnny Malk-o-pee!"
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"You cannot fuck with me anymore, Maxine!"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Because it was yours."
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"No."
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"I can't believe you're in this shithole, man."
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"All right. Do it now while I'm on the phone so I can hear"
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"I'm free."
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"- Fuck off, Craig! - Doesn't it?"
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"He's not with us."
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"Maxine! Maxine!"
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"- You look well. - Thank you."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Oh, that's okay."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Charlie, hi!"
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"I didn't even hear the door."
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"Charlie, we are not getting any younger."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I don't really understand."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"- Hey, pass the Cheetos. - You need more puffs?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"No, I want more."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Okeydoke. They're covered in grease."
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"Shall we do the cramp test?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Are you gonna throw up? Are you gonna vomit?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Okay, you can swim."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Craig, honey, it's time for bed."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Craig, honey, time to get up."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Craig, honey, time to get up. Craig, honey, time to get up."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"- Craig, honey, time to get up. - Lotte."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I'm sorry. I didn't know Orrin Hatch was out of his cage."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Come on. Morning, sweetheart."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"What are you gonna do today?"
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"I was thinking."
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"Maybe you'd feel better if you got a job."
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"We've been over this."
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"maybe something else until this puppet thing turns around."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Derek Mantini doesn't need a day job."
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"Not everybody can be Derek Mantini."
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"Which one is Elijah again?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"- The chimp, honey. - Yeah, okay."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"in Westchester County today puppeteer Derek Mantini"
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"thrilled onlookers as he performed The Belle of Amherst"
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"How dreary to be somebody!"
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"To tell one's name the livelong day"
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"You don't know lucky you are, being a monkey."
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"Because consciousness..."
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"is a terrible curse."
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"And all I ask in return is the opportunity to do my work."
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"And they won't allow it..."
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"and abandon ourselves to fornication,"
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"we were spared God's severity."
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"and cease from complaints like these"
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"which are so far removed from the true depths of love."
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"Look, a puppet show!"
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"Okay, honey, just for a minute. Mommy's waiting."
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"that my thoughts are on their very wantonness instead of my prayers."
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"Sometimes my thoughts are betrayed by the movement of my body."
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"I took my fill of my wretched pleasures in you"
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"and this was the sum total of my love."
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"You motherfucker!"
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"Oh, Craig!"
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"I'm a puppeteer."
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"Uh, yeah."
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"I'll take you through it."
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"Seven and a half."
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"Welcome to Lestercorp. How may we meet your filing needs?"
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"No. Um... My name's Craig Schwartz."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"I have an interview with Dr. Lester."
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"- Pardon? - Schwartz."
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"I...I'm sorry. I have no idea what you're saying to me right now."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"My name is Warts?"
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"Mr. Juarez?"
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"- Oh. Yes? - Chest?"
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"I said, Yes?"
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"Come in, Mr. Juarez."
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"Actually, my name is Craig Schwartz, Dr. Lester."
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"- Security! - No, sir, it's..."
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"I tried to explain that to her."
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"She's not my secretary."
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"And I am not banging her, if that's what you're implying."
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"Ah. Well, now,"
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"tell me, Dr. Schwartz, what do you feel you can bring to Lestercorp?"
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"Uh, well, sir, I'm an excellent filer."
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"Damn, you're good."
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"- I was trying to trick you. - I see."
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"Well, then, put these in order."
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"Floris, get Guinness on the phone."
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"Damn fine woman, Floris."
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"I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine."
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"You don't have a speech impediment, Dr. Lester."
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"Flattery will get you everywhere, my boy."
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"I'm afraid I have to trust Floris on that one."
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"You see, she's got her doctorate"
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"in speech impedimentology from Case Western."
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"I apologize if you can't understand a word I'm saying."
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"No, I understand perfectly."
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"You see, I've been very lonely"
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"in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech."
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"You got the job."
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"We pass the savings on to you."
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"But seriously, that'll all be covered in orientation."
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