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Clips from Being John Malkovich (1999)

"I know, honey, but I thought, you know,"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Will you do me a favor? Will you take a look at Elijah today?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"He's not feeling very good again."
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"On the lighter side of the news,"
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"with a 60-foot Emily Dickinson puppet."
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"How public, like a frog"
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"Gimmicky bastard."
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"I think, I feel, I suffer."
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"Because I raise issues."
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"lewd visions of these pleasures"
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"Honey, not again!"
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"Why do you do this to yourself, honey?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Seven and a half, right?"
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"Thank you."
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"Oh. Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"My name is Schwartz."
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"You suggest what?"
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"I'm sorry, I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"It's just a little mix-up with your secretary. My name is Craig Schwartz."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"- She's what they call an executive liaison. - Ah."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Are you? All right. Let's see about that."
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"Tell me, which of these two letters comes first? This one or this one?"
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"The symbol on the left is not a letter, sir."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Oh, it's very kind of you to lie."
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"Any questions?"
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"Well, just one."
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"Why are these ceilings so low?"
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"Low overhead, my boy!"
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"As you'll now be spending your work day here,"
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"Hello, Don. Hello, Wendy."
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"James Mertin, an Irish ship captain,"
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"came to this town and decided to erect an office building."
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"and someone else, who local legend has it was named Flemmer."
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"Captain Mertin?"
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"I see. Well, if it's charity you're after,"
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"Well, speak then, if you must."
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"me wife."
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"between the seventh and the eighth in me own building"
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"Unfortunately, the story's bullshit."
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"Shut up! Shut up!"
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"Shut up! Shut up!"
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"Hey, shut up!"
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"Sorry, honey. Sorry, honey."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Isn't that cute? I just taught him that today."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Come here."
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"- Feelings of inadequacy as a chimp, you know? - Mmm-hmm."
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"So, honey, have you thought any more about us having a baby?"
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"You know, I think it's just so tough right now, economically and all..."
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"about the orientation film being bullshit."
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"Yes?"
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"Floris, I think you're very nice,"
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"Pardon me. How old are you, sir?"
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"One hundred and five."
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"Carrot juice, and lots of it."
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"Ah, to be a young man again, eh, Schwartz?"
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"All right. You're right."
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"No, I won't be late, Lotte. I just have to, you know,"
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"listen to Lester's sexual fantasies and drink carrot juice for a while."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"Okay."
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"You look like a..."
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"Ru..."
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"L... Carol..."
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"Nobody told me. That just came out."
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"So where do you live and stuff?"
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"My spunk is, to you, manna from heaven."
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"Dr. Lester, this is all really fascinating and stuff,"
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"but I gotta get back home to my wife."
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"- Yes, sir. - Shall we say dinner Thursday?"
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"Get that? That was a joke."
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"Buy you a drink, Maxine?"
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"What'll you have?"
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"Well, we can share recipes if you like, Darlene."
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"No, wait! I love your tits. I wanna fuck 'em."
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"Now we're gettin' somewhere."
Being John Malkovich (1999)
"So tell me about yourself, huh?"
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"and it's kind of amusing once you get past how disgusting it actually is."
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"I don't think he's feeling very well."
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"Well, you know what? I'm gonna go in my workshop for a little while."
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"Perhaps it's the idea of becoming someone else for a little while."
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"Interesting, Craig."
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"You play with dolls."
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"I feel something for you,"
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"and I've never felt this way before."
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"You know, about anybody, n-not even my wife."
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"Yeah. Yeah. What's the file number?"
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"3-2-3-6-4. Yep."
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"Good afternoon, sir."
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"I never played a jewel thief."
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"No? Who am I thinkin' of?"
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"Yeah. I'm just about to close up."
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"Lock up for me, okay?"
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"Where is it? Did it disappear?"
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"- Yeah? - So I've been thinking,"
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"I need you for this, Craigy. You're my man on the inside."
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"Treats for everyone."
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"Bye-bye."
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"'cause we're gonna turn it into a business."
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"I was inside John Malkovich lookin' out."
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"Pardon me?"
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"so we can't go during the day. But if you want to, we can do it right now."
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"Right now, on the way to Lester's."
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"I'll meet you on the side of the road by the New Jersey Turnpike."
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"I'm scared."
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"- You sure? Okay. - Yeah."
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"God, I was. I was, wasn't I?"
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"I was..."
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"Oh! Be still, my heart."
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"fifth door on my left. Watch the step down. It's sunken."
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"I think it's kind of sexy that John Malkovich has a portal."
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"he has a penis and a vagina."
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"It's sort of like Malkovich's feminine side."
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"I like that."
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"Hi. I heard your voice."
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"Is this your partner? She's pretty."
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"Uh, hi. Yeah, I want to place an ad."
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"No, that's the ad, but we can talk about you in a minute."
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"It was amazing."
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"What, are you fuckin' nuts?"
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