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Clips from F is for Family - The Bleedin' in Sweden (S01E01)

"- I made pigs in blankets. - Oh, my favorite. Thanks, honey."
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"We used to throw paper clips at it. Does that help you?"
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"All right, guys, dig in. Oh, so I gotta tell ya,"
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"Jesus Christ. I'm not answering that."
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"Nobody ever gets hurt at supper, Susan, OK?"
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"And now, back to Colt Luger."
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"Well, I say it's time you took a bath... in your own blood!"
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"- They'll try, Sweet Cakes. - But what can you do?"
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"- ...what a man does. - What a man does."
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"It's the heavyweight boxing event of the decade!"
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"- for the whole neighborhood. - That's a great idea."
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"I know. You better start cooking, good looking."
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"You can put my chair right in the middle of the room,"
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"And maybe some..."
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"Have fun! Come home when the streetlights come on!"
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"- They probably have chiggers! - We won't!"
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"has many properties. Actually, too many to mention."
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"Oh, man, that's the Nazi's house. He's gonna kill me!"
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"No, I'm OK."
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"- Oh, please, it is my pleasure. - It's OK, I got it."
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"Sue is going all out. She's making those deviled eggs you like."
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"would you want to hang out with that guy anyways? Huh?"
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"Hey, guys! You need some help? Oh, have a great day!"
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"Fucking asshole. Last time, I'm walking with my wife, my woman,"
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"he's got the nerve to go, Hey, Frank, you're a lucky man."
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"Hey, Frank, take it easy, take it easy."
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"He was the main one, I think. We made eye contact."
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"Good guy. Hey, Frank, it'd be righteous"
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"if you joined us to watch the fight at my house."
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"- Thirty-two inches of living color. - Thirty-two inches?"
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"Oh, my God, big kids! Run!"
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"Huh?"
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"Frank, why did you do that? We can't afford a big color TV."
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"- like this by yourself. - Then agree with me."
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"- Wow. - We don't have that much cash."
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"- Come on, just touch it a little. - No."
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"Kevin! Billy's getting killed by some big kids!"
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"Ow!"
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"Leave me alone, you jerks!"
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"Please!"
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"Oh, I'm gonna be a cop!"
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"Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!"
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"Kids, this right here is an example of what can be yours"
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"and I am never gonna say so. Is that understood?"
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"- OK. - Yes."
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"Toaster: yes."
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"A discussion of today's issues facing today's black community, today."
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"A happy Sunday to all."
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"So how do you people feel about these election results?"
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"I mean, now that the Civil Rights era has drawn to a close"
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"It's The Nickel and Pickle Show!"
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"In col...!"
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"I put the magnet on the TV and now I can't make it go back!"
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"- What is it?! - You're on the side of the TV!"
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"All right. Here we go."
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"I'll be back in a second. I have to go burn this shirt."
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"Feminist Focus, with your host, Jim Jeffords."
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"You ever think people would listen to your"
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"You..."
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"There you have it. A lemon."
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"So, uh... how we gonna do this? Refund, new set?"
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"Let me tell you something, you goddamn son of a bitch."
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"I am a customer of this store of long standing."
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"an entire cul-de-sac, coming to my home tonight"
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"Oh, Sue, I don't know who..."
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"that thanks to you, your father went to that TV store"
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"No, they need to hear this. Your poor father"
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"Ah, I know it wasn't, princess. You can go."
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"until one of you respects us enough to tell the truth."
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"Just another page out of my life journey."
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"He's not chicken. I just..."
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"Go tell your dad he's a bigger punk than I thought."
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"because they said my dick was too big?"
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"Oh, is that so, Escobar?"
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"- what a man does. - What a man does."
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"Ay, Chihuahua!"
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"Jesus, Chuck, what in the hell is wrong with all these TVs?"
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"I don't know, Dad. We never had a problem with these before."
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"Pull the receipts of everyone we sold these to."
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"The Pattonhouse is a better model."
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"- And... - Sorry I raised my voice to you, sir."
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"And the fighters are approaching the ring!"
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"Oh, my God, is he bleeding already?"
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"Hey, your hero Vic is over there watching it alone."
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"- Does it ever fail? - Just answer it."
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"Jesus, Frank, a man is dead."
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"- Heya, fellas! - Heya, Frank!"
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"Daddy's home! Time for dinner."
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"Dad, do you know anything about magnets?"
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"A buddy from the war has one in his head."
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"Oh, that's wonderful, princess."
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"Well, I guess His Royal Highness has finally decided to join us."
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"Yeah, I'm high, all right."
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"Ed calls a mandatory meeting, we go to the break"
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"room, and he's just bragging about his new tie."
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"So then I says to Ed..."
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"Frank, you should answer it. What if somebody got hurt?"
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"It's always some goddamn salesman, and I'm not answering it."
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"Dad, we all know you're gonna answer it."
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"You don't know a goddamn thing about me."
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"What if it's important?"
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"I sweated blood at that airport for 12 hours today,"
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"and what's important to me is I have just one moment"
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"of peace with my family, enjoying a delicious home-cooked meal."
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"Is that too much to ask? I'm not answering it."
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"Shit."
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"Murphy residence."
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"Oh, let me tell you something, you goddamn son of a bitch."
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"You see? You see? What did I say?"
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"Every goddamn time. I am eating dinner with my family, young man!"
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"I don't need a $25 Bible to teach me about God."
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"I almost bled out in Korea, all right?! I have met God!"
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"What did you just say to me?"
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"Ah, you come down here and you say that to me like a man!"
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"I swear I'll pull your tongue out through your goddamn neck!"
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"Why do they have to put the goddamn things on the wall?"
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"- Frank, calm down. - Yeah, Frank, calm down, calm down."
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"Why's it always me, Susan? How about a little support? Huh?"
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"Would that kill ya?"
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"So, how was school?"
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