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Clips from F is for Family - The Bleedin' in Sweden (S01E01)

"Goddamn punk, calling me at supper. Huh? Huh?"
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"Won't even come to my door like a man?!"
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"Hi, Mr. Murphy. Can Billy come out and play?"
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"Get the fuck outta here!"
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"- It's time to die, Luger. - Is that so, Boneskull?"
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"Here it comes. Here it comes."
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"Oh, he's out of bullets!"
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"Colt, they're gonna kill us!"
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"Sometimes a man's gotta do..."
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"See? You see that? That right there, that is a man."
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"- That is a stunt man. - What was that?"
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"- Nothing. - That's enough, Kevin."
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"Your father already had his dinner ruined, don't you"
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"ruin his favorite show. It's one of his few joys in life."
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"Colt Luger will return after these messages."
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"Ah, shit, commercials."
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"Haywood Big Skillet Shavers defends his title against"
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"Irish Mickey Ireland, out to avenge his heartbreaking loss,"
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"forever known now as The Bleedin' in Sweden!"
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"The slaughter starts at nine, on Sunday Bloody Sunday!"
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"Right after an all new There's a Fairy On My Shoulder."
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"That's my guy! That's my guy, Irish Mickey."
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"Ya know, he would've beat Shavers the last time, but"
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"lost on a technicality 'cause the ref thought he was"
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"bleeding too much, which he wasn't. He lost because he was drunk."
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"Hey, Sue, I gotta have everybody over to watch this."
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"Some food, some beer."
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"I'll throw one of my Frank's Famous Fight Parties"
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"- Can I watch the fight too? - No. This is gonna be a grown-up party,"
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"so you kids are gonna have to stay in your rooms."
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"Close the door and lock 'em."
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"Oh, this is gonna be fun, Sue. I mean, this is gonna be big."
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"right in front of the TV. Get some that good bottled beer."
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"And make that Frank's Special Chip Dip."
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"You know, with cream cheese and chili in a can?"
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"And those fancy potato chips"
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"that come in a tin! We can use it as a garbage can after!"
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"Those... those deviled eggs?"
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"Can you make some of those?"
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"Yeah. Are you gonna stuff the eggs?"
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"- Oh, you're the best, sweet cakes. - Stuff 'em!"
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"- Stuff 'em! - You're the best! Oh!"
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"Oh, you're the best!"
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"Don't go playing with those dirty kids down the end of the block."
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"What do you want to do?"
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"We found a rusty lawn mower in the woods."
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"Dare you to lick it."
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"How much will you give me?"
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"Hey, you stay away from that loose girl down on River Street."
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"I don't want any half-slut grandkids."
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"- We're not doing anything. - Neither was I."
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"- That's how you got here! - That's a fine boy you got there, Frank."
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"Ah, he's a fuckin' animal."
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"Street sign: yes. Magnetic attraction"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Tastes like Momma's gun."
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"Give it back, Kenny!"
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"- Oh, you'll never get it now. - Bite down hard, Ken!"
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"Who's a Nazi, Ben?"
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"You know, that German guy in that there house."
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"Kids all say he's Hitler's little brother."
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"Yeah, yeah, and he hunts down kids."
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"Shut up, he's gonna hear you!"
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"Well, hello. Do you need some help?"
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"- He almost got you! - You see that number on his arm?"
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"That's how many people he's killed. It's a scoreboard!"
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"Have a wonderful day, children!"
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"Oh, it is gonna be one hell of a fight party."
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"She's got the Rice Krispies with the toothpick things in there."
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"All right? We got plenty of booze. Everyone's coming."
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"- Everybody's getting loaded. - I can bring a Jell-O loaf!"
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"Jell-O? Babe, this is a fight,"
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"not a party for someone with stomach cancer."
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"Yeah, the thing is, actually, it's..."
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"it's a little delicate, but uh..."
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"we've already been invited to watch the fight over at, uh..."
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"- at Vic's. - Vic's?"
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"Wait, we always watch the fight at my house."
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"I am the fight host on this block! And why the hell"
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"What, do you like his hair, and his car, acting all Hollywood?"
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"You can't see through that phony positivity?"
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"Lucky man? Luck had nothing to do with it, punk!"
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"Nothing against you, we just kind of like him."
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"- For one thing, he smells great. - He's got you there, Frank."
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"Ah, Christ. Here he comes."
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"Hola, amigos!"
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"- Just the men I want to see. - Mm..."
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"Would you look at that jerk, carrying on like he's a goddamn astronaut."
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"- Probably has the clap. - Kitty Kat, make me some mac and chee."
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"Not the spiral kind, that makes me dizzy."
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"Hey, so how about that fight?"
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"Big Skillet's gonna kill that pasty booze-bag."
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"Hey, where's your loyalty? You're white."
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"So what? Black dudes are cool."
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"You ever seen one naked? I do all the time."
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"- Big stars, too. - Oh, yeah? Which ones?"
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"One of the Four Tops was washing his armpits in"
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"the men's room at the radio station just last week."
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"- That's pretty big. - Up here, Babe."
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"Well, thanks, but you're a little late."
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"Everyone in the neighborhood is already coming over"
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"to watch the fight on my new color set. It's 33 inches."
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"They make 'em that size?"
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"- They do for me. - Out of sight."
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"You got it all going on. I bet you're digging the skin you're in."
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"- You bet your ass I am. - Hey, Vic! It's hot."
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"About to get hotter. See ya, fellas!"
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"Eh, Frank, I look through your window every night."
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"And I've never seen a color TV."
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"- It's great that you got one! - Yeah. I was gonna surprise you."
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"Well, it's gonna be one hell of a party."
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"Frank got himself a new color TV!"
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"- It's 33 inches! - Oh, that's wunderbar!"
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"Oh, shit."
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"That was bitchin'!"
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"Ew..."
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"- My turn! - Hold your balls!"
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"Look out... below!"
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"Oh, he's gone too far."
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"What the shit was that?"
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