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Clips from MacGyver - Awl (S01E01)

Okay,

"Okay,"

MacGyver

so you're not a doctor,

"so you're not a doctor,"

MacGyver

but you're at least, like, a scientist, right?

"but you're at least, like, a scientist, right?"

MacGyver

Uh, not really.

"Uh, not really."

MacGyver

We're not actually going to kill you.

"We're not actually going to kill you."

MacGyver

The drugs in this needle are just going to drop

"The drugs in this needle are just going to drop"

MacGyver

no one can detect your pulse.

"no one can detect your pulse."

MacGyver

Survive like that for an hour, and then

"Survive like that for an hour, and then"

MacGyver

I'll come in with another shot and reverse the process.

"I'll come in with another shot and reverse the process."

MacGyver

Okay, let me get this straight.

"Okay, let me get this straight."

MacGyver

You shoot that in my arm,

"You shoot that in my arm,"

MacGyver

I die out there surrounded by randos,

"I die out there surrounded by randos,"

MacGyver

the D-77 guys see my dead body and... bug out.

"the D-77 guys see my dead body and... bug out."

MacGyver

Then you slip me the antidote and, hey,

"Then you slip me the antidote and, hey,"

MacGyver

I'm back, baby.

"I'm back, baby."

MacGyver

Right?

"Right?"

MacGyver

Almost.

"Almost."

MacGyver

Almost?

"Almost?"

MacGyver

I'm not gonna shoot it into your arm.

"I'm not gonna shoot it into your arm."

MacGyver

Injecting it closer to your heart lets me use a lower dose.

"Injecting it closer to your heart lets me use a lower dose."

MacGyver

Okay, so you're not a doctor.

"Okay, so you're not a doctor."

MacGyver

You're not a scientist.

"You're not a scientist."

MacGyver

How the hell do you know all this stuff?

"How the hell do you know all this stuff?"

MacGyver

I read a lot of books.

"I read a lot of books."

MacGyver

And you're ready with the antidote, right?

"And you're ready with the antidote, right?"

MacGyver

Dude, what the hell, man?!

"Dude, what the hell, man?!"

MacGyver

You-you have the antidote, right?

"You-you have the antidote, right?"

MacGyver

I mean, I-I will.

"I mean, I-I will."

MacGyver

Trust me.

"Trust me."

MacGyver

Oh...

"Oh..."

MacGyver

Now, don't die.

"Now, don't die."

MacGyver

Wait. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Please.

"Wait. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Please."

MacGyver

I know I'm annoying and pretentious

"I know I'm annoying and pretentious"

MacGyver

and there's the whole "I managed money for terrorists" thing,

"and there's the whole "I managed money for terrorists" thing,"

MacGyver

but don't let me die, okay?

"but don't let me die, okay?"

MacGyver

Not yet. I can do better.

"Not yet. I can do better."

MacGyver

I can be better.

"I can be better."

MacGyver

Grow the hell up.

"Grow the hell up."

MacGyver

Oh, God, I got to call my mom.

"Oh, God, I got to call my mom."

MacGyver

I got to call my mom. I can't die without...

"I got to call my mom. I can't die without..."

MacGyver

I haven't talked to my mom in years, you know?

"I haven't talked to my mom in years, you know?"

MacGyver

Hey.

"Hey."

MacGyver

It's gonna be okay.

"It's gonna be okay."

MacGyver

See you on the other side.

"See you on the other side."

MacGyver

Those D-77 guys...

"Those D-77 guys..."

MacGyver

sometimes they'd ask me to set up a shell corp

"sometimes they'd ask me to set up a shell corp"

MacGyver

in a specific city,

"in a specific city,"

MacGyver

where a dummy corporation is based, right?

"where a dummy corporation is based, right?"

MacGyver

Anyway,

"Anyway,"

MacGyver

I don't know if this helps or not,

"I don't know if this helps or not,"

MacGyver

but last week they had me set one up in Miami,

"but last week they had me set one up in Miami,"

MacGyver

Sunset Atlantic Holdings, LLC.

"Sunset Atlantic Holdings, LLC."

MacGyver

Miami Beach.

"Miami Beach."

MacGyver

Now we know what D-77's next target is.

"Now we know what D-77's next target is."

MacGyver

Oh, my God! He's not breathing!

"Oh, my God! He's not breathing!"

MacGyver

Somebody call a doctor!

"Somebody call a doctor!"

MacGyver

Looks like your little trick worked well enough

"Looks like your little trick worked well enough"

MacGyver

to fool the EMTs.

"to fool the EMTs."

MacGyver

Here's to hoping it didn't work so well we can't bring him back.

"Here's to hoping it didn't work so well we can't bring him back."

MacGyver

Ah.

"Ah."

MacGyver

Exactly what I need to bring back the dead.

"Exactly what I need to bring back the dead."

MacGyver

The doctor give you these?

"The doctor give you these?"

MacGyver

Oh, hell no. When I explained your plan,

"Oh, hell no. When I explained your plan,"

MacGyver

he said some very rude things that roughly translated to:

"he said some very rude things that roughly translated to:"

MacGyver

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

""Screw you guys, I'm going home.""

MacGyver

Had to hack the security system at a pharmacy to get those.

"Had to hack the security system at a pharmacy to get those."

MacGyver

We sure about bringing him back?

"We sure about bringing him back?"

MacGyver

I kind of like him this way.

"I kind of like him this way."

MacGyver

- Hey, boss. - Well, it cost me a case of bourbon

"- Hey, boss. - Well, it cost me a case of bourbon"

MacGyver

and a pile of hazard pay,

"and a pile of hazard pay,"

MacGyver

but your exfil team is still standing by.

"but your exfil team is still standing by."

MacGyver

And Ralph is still the key to stopping

"And Ralph is still the key to stopping"

MacGyver

their next attack. How's he doing?

"their next attack. How's he doing?"

MacGyver

Ralph? Uh, yeah, he's fine.

"Ralph? Uh, yeah, he's fine."

MacGyver

I mean, he's dead, but he'll get better.

"I mean, he's dead, but he'll get better."

MacGyver

He's what?

"He's what?"

MacGyver

I dosed him up with a bunch of beta blockers

"I dosed him up with a bunch of beta blockers"

MacGyver

to fake his death and get D-77 off our tail.

"to fake his death and get D-77 off our tail."

MacGyver

As soon as the local EMTs put him in the back

"As soon as the local EMTs put him in the back"

MacGyver

of the coroner's van...

"of the coroner's van..."

MacGyver

Which is my coroner's van now.

"Which is my coroner's van now."

MacGyver

...I'll give him a heaping helping of insulin and glucose,

"...I'll give him a heaping helping of insulin and glucose,"

MacGyver

and, uh, it'll counteract the drug.

"and, uh, it'll counteract the drug."

MacGyver

Ralphie gets to the car, we head to the exfil.

"Ralphie gets to the car, we head to the exfil."

MacGyver

And we should have him

"And we should have him"

MacGyver

any second.

"any second."

MacGyver

Whoa, guys,

"Whoa, guys,"

MacGyver

flag on the play.

"flag on the play."

MacGyver

Looks like D-77's got the cops

"Looks like D-77's got the cops"

MacGyver

and the M.E. on their payroll.

"and the M.E. on their payroll."

MacGyver

Uh-oh.

"Uh-oh."

MacGyver

"Uh-oh"? Wh-What's "uh-oh"?

""Uh-oh"? Wh-What's "uh-oh"?"

MacGyver

"Go, go," like, "We got to go, Patti."

""Go, go," like, "We got to go, Patti.""

MacGyver

Okay, good talk, bye.

"Okay, good talk, bye."

MacGyver

Proof that he's dead.

"Proof that he's dead."

MacGyver

And when they find out

"And when they find out"

MacGyver

he's not, they're gonna kill him.

"he's not, they're gonna kill him."

MacGyver

Mac,

"Mac,"

MacGyver

uh, we got about ten minutes left to give him that shot.

"uh, we got about ten minutes left to give him that shot."

MacGyver

All the shots in the world won't help if he's missing his head.

"All the shots in the world won't help if he's missing his head."

MacGyver

We need to move fast.

"We need to move fast."

MacGyver

Whoa, guys. We need a plan.

"Whoa, guys. We need a plan."

MacGyver

It's two dudes.

"It's two dudes."

MacGyver

- We go in there and we kick their... - Jack.

"- We go in there and we kick their... - Jack."

MacGyver

Looks like your two dudes just became an army.

"Looks like your two dudes just became an army."

MacGyver

Okay. So not so simple.

"Okay. So not so simple."

MacGyver

Is that a hacksaw?

"Is that a hacksaw?"

MacGyver

If you can handle two, that'll leave about six.

"If you can handle two, that'll leave about six."

MacGyver

I can probably take them out.

"I can probably take them out."

MacGyver

Okay, one, no, you can't.

"Okay, one, no, you can't."

MacGyver

Two, "I can probably take them out" doesn't count as a plan.

"Two, "I can probably take them out" doesn't count as a plan."

MacGyver

Well, sure it is.

"Well, sure it is."

MacGyver

First, I'll take two, then I'll take the other four.

"First, I'll take two, then I'll take the other four."

MacGyver

Or I can take them all out.

"Or I can take them all out."

MacGyver

I like that idea.

"I like that idea."

MacGyver

Jack, I could use some help.

"Jack, I could use some help."

MacGyver

Sorting garbage? I'll pass.

"Sorting garbage? I'll pass."

MacGyver

Yeah, that's what I love about old Jack.

"Yeah, that's what I love about old Jack."

MacGyver

He sees the world through a different pair of lenses.

"He sees the world through a different pair of lenses."

MacGyver

Although he's not wrong.

"Although he's not wrong."

MacGyver

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