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Clips from MacGyver - Awl (S01E01)

"Most people would agree that I'm knee deep"
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"in a pretty rank trash container, but not me."
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"In my mind, this is a treasure chest filled with"
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"unlimited possibilities."
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"You seriously want me to put this on my face?"
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"Only if you like breathing."
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"We may think we're playing it safe,"
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"surrounded by some pretty deadly stuff."
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"The refrigerant in your air conditioner"
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"can kill you in under five minutes."
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"But it'll knock you out in less than two."
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"But I think my left is getting jealous!"
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"Time's up, Mac."
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"If you haven't given him that shot yet,"
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"it might be too late."
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"Only one way to find out."
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"Come on, big boy!"
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"Jack!"
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"Never mind."
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"Did it work?"
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"Ralphie. Hey."
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"Hey, come on, man."
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"You're too big a pain in the ass to give up that easy."
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"Ralph!"
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"Who took my sleep mask?"
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"Oh, God."
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"Wh-Why am I laying on a dirty floor? Huh?"
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"These pants are designer, yo."
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"And I'm covered in schmutz."
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"You know, it's weird."
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"...I still want to kill him."
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"Yeah, I love you, too, Jethro."
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"Congratulations."
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"Our intel on that Miami shell corp"
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"before they could carry out their attack."
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"And a full interrogation of Ralph"
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"should help take down D-77's whole organization, right?"
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"Actually, it's not an interrogation anymore."
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"It's testimony."
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"Ralph's cooperating completely."
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"And I'm working on having him placed in Witness Protection."
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"I'm thinking Vegas, baby!"
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"Ooh, ooh. Or Miami, you know,"
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"'cause I saved that town and all."
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"Those bikini models are gonna want to thank me personally."
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"As we've discussed,"
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"you'll be getting a new identity."
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"All right, Jane Bond. I feel ya."
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"Fresh start. I could probably use one of those, right?"
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"Or a whole new personality."
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"You joke, little hottie,"
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"I want to use my powers for good, ya heard?"
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"Gonna invest my millions in making the world a better place"
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"Well, you know, I hate to break it to you, but you're broke."
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"and you're not gonna be seeing any of it."
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"So..."
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"That seems cruel and unusual."
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"Nah, it's not so bad."
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"Starting with nothing, making it up as you go along..."
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"I do it all the time."
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"Coolio. I'm down."
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"Might even be good for my health."
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"Come on. Give me some love."
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"Come on."
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"Come on."
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"- Mm-mm. - Ah?"
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"Wha... this?"
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"Oh."
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"Don't hate."
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"Everybody needs a little seed money, yo."
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"I'll still give you 20 bucks, you let me hit you in the face."
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"Are you kidding me? Keep your money."
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"This face is priceless."
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"Get me out of here."
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"- How about 40? - You don't have $40."
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"I got an extra $20."
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"I'll throw in on that."
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"That was it, man. That was the take."
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"I don't want to get ahead of myself,"
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"but... I see an Oscar."
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"Do we want to know?"
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"Probably not."
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"Yo, Riley!"
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"Want to be the first to peep my badass movie monster"
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"and epic CGI skills?"
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"It's just CG, computer graphics."
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"What could the "I" possibly stand for?"
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"Incredible. Check it out."
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"how this program is supposed to work."
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"Oh, I like it when a woman takes charge."
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"I was visiting my dad today,"
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"and he told me to give you something."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm."
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"Call your father, dude."
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"Nobody lives forever."
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"What do you mean?"
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"A letter?"
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"That you put in the mail?"
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"Come on, man. It's 2016."
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"Not to my dad it isn't."
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"Hmm."
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"Not anymore."
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"They say life is what happens"
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"while you're making other plans."
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"And that describes most of my days pretty well."
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"But every once in a while,"
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"you have to give life a little nudge"
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"to make sure you get to do the things that really matter,"
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"before it's too late."
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"I don't know if one letter will change anything,"
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"but I guess... that's life, isn't it?"
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"Wait, what CGI?"
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"Hey."
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"Time to go do that work, Pop."
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"They're highly trained and very careful."
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"Nah, bigger than God."
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"we have clearly defined roles here, Mac, okay?"
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"I know account numbers, balances,"
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"Nah, we're gonna take his whip. You ready?"
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