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Clips from MacGyver - Awl (S01E01)

"In my line of work, no one expects to live forever."
MacGyver
"but I thought I'd at least make it to 30."
MacGyver
"Just hacked a Somali government database"
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"Whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"Okay, there's a window about 50 feet"
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"That's a pretty big catch."
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"Unless you can find about 50 more of those,"
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"Now!"
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"have just eaten the brains of you, the general."
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"Monster."
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"Hey."
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"Hi, Mr. Dalton."
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"How's... life?"
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"I love you, boy."
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"Okay, it's been a long while."
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"Over the past two years,"
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"multiple false identities."
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"Some dudes, they just have this face"
MacGyver
"but we do know where Ralph is?"
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"But he's just been located hiding out"
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"So we can't go the official route."
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"Yeah, okay, I want a piece of that."
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"What are you talking about, man?"
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"if Ralph gives us the code."
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"I got to make me some of those."
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"Get down, get down!"
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"on the roof, big-ass gun."
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"Everything's... everything's fine."
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"Ralph? He... he's-he's good."
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"does the job nicely."
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"I don't know where"
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"All right, I'm sending you a video of Ralph's wounds"
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"Thanks for giving me absolutely no warning."
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"I don't want to die listening to country music!"
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"Car! Car!"
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"Why aren't you throwing it?"
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"- You know how I feel about your puns. - Oh."
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"Yeah, yeah. Sorry."
MacGyver
"the sick person will become not alive."
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"a lot of bacteria were gonna have to die."
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"I got you. That's it, that's it."
MacGyver
"What?"
MacGyver
"that makes it impossible for him to breathe."
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"In the back of an SUV with no surgical equipment."
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"Okay, so step one is pretty easy."
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"I'll suck out snake venom, you know, depending on where it is,"
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"Ralph ready to go?"
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"Let me guess, you're gonna be late to the exfil."
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"30 minutes, tops."
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"Make that 35 minutes! Elevator!"
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"- We're just gonna have to kill him. - What?!"
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"Right now, I just need you"
MacGyver
"to focus on D-77."
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"Lucky for me, one out of three people"
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"Okay, showtime, Mac. I got your six."
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"- What? - Relax."
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"your blood pressure enough so that..."
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"Maybe have kids."
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"I promise."
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"which is weird, because who cares"
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"No, no, he said... he said,"
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"Why are they taking the body?"
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"Plan is simple:"
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"but we all spend most of our lives"
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"I know! That felt good, didn't it, buddy?!"
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"Why are you still standing?!"
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"Is he...?"
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"I'm glad he's alive, but..."
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"led to the arrest of six D-77 mercenaries"
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"And you won't be able to tell anybody who you really are"
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"I've decided to change the game."
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"for the little children... the future Ralphs."
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"Your millions are now in evidence,"
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"- Don't. - Mm-hmm."
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"Bring it back."
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"Let's go, big guy."
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"Okay, wait. That's not even remotely"
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"Yes, I do."
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"That's never gonna work."
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"I'm writing him a letter."
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"You just gonna watch?"
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"I know I'm not exactly"
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"a "safety first" kind of guy,"
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"Fist fight with Vladimir Putin in space,"
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"read the rest of the Harry Potter books,"
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"sing with Willie Nelson..."
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"Jack, what the hell are you talking about?!"
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"It's my bucket list, Mac."
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"You know what's not on that list?"
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"Hanging out in a burning building that you set on fire!"
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"Okay, admittedly, not my best plan."
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"Fighting Putin in space?"
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"Like, how would that even happen?"
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"I don't know, Riley. Life's full of surprises."
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"How's our exit strategy coming?"
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"and downloaded the blueprints."
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"There's a stairwell on your right in 300 feet."
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"Well, did Thornton get the coordinates we sent?"
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"I did, indeed. We're targeting a drone strike."
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"General Dalmar's chemical weapons factory"
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"three, two, one."
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"Mission accomplished."
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"Come on home, boys."
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"Riley, I don't suppose there's another staircase we can use."
MacGyver
"Uh, no. What's wrong with that one?"
MacGyver
"It'd probably be quicker to tell you what's not wrong with it."
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"down the hall on your left."
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"we still got a pretty major problem here."
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"Relax. The only thing on my bucket list"
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"is getting out of this building alive."
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"Take care of that window for me, please."
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"_"
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"So maybe I'm an extreme example,"
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"but my grandfather always used to say that"
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"none of us really knows how long we have left."
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"So I guess we have to ask ourselves:"
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"Will I just go gently into that good night"
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"or am I willing to risk it all on a leap of faith?"
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"Any last words?"
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"Hey, Mac."
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