Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from MacGyver - Awl (S01E01)

"Truth told, I got a "C" in biology."
MacGyver
"But we were Ralph's only shot, and if he was gonna live,"
MacGyver
"Hey, Ralph?"
MacGyver
"- He's not looking so good, Mac. - Get him in the back."
MacGyver
"When you can't get your hands on a surgical suite,"
MacGyver
"the back of an SUV and the germ-killing power"
MacGyver
"of hand sanitizer will do in a pinch."
MacGyver
"But prepping for surgery was the easy part."
MacGyver
"Are you ready?"
MacGyver
"Yeah."
MacGyver
"Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute. You hear that?"
MacGyver
"He finally stopped talking."
MacGyver
"Let's just..."
MacGyver
"Let's enjoy that for a second."
MacGyver
"Okay."
MacGyver
"Well, we are as ready as we'll ever be."
MacGyver
"What do we need to do?"
MacGyver
"Don't worry. I will walk you"
MacGyver
"through the procedure, feet by feet."
MacGyver
"Uh, I think that means "step by step.""
MacGyver
"Okay, sure."
MacGyver
"But that doesn't help us"
MacGyver
"Okay, Doc said Ralph has something"
MacGyver
"called hemothorax, which is a buildup of blood in the chest"
MacGyver
"If you don't drain the fluid,"
MacGyver
"he'll basically drown on dry land."
MacGyver
"So all you have to do is perform"
MacGyver
"an intercostal chest drain procedure."
MacGyver
"What could go wrong?"
MacGyver
"You just need to make a small incision"
MacGyver
"between his fourth and fifth ribs."
MacGyver
"Step two is a little more complicated."
MacGyver
"You just need to find a way to spread his ribs apart."
MacGyver
"Can't unsee that. Mm."
MacGyver
"And now the liquid away you must suck."
MacGyver
"Don't look at me, man."
MacGyver
"but I ain't going anywhere near that."
MacGyver
"Seriously."
MacGyver
"Hey. Go hit the windshield wipers for me."
MacGyver
"I can do that."
MacGyver
"I'm no doctor,"
MacGyver
"but my grandfather taught me a thing or two about cars."
MacGyver
"The same pump that sprays wiper fluid on your windshield"
MacGyver
"should be powerful enough to pull the fluid"
MacGyver
"out of Ralph's chest before he drowns."
MacGyver
"Oh."
MacGyver
"Gross."
MacGyver
"Is that my blood?"
MacGyver
"Good job, Riley."
MacGyver
"Okay, Doc and I are about two minutes out."
MacGyver
"Close enough. We're on our way now."
MacGyver
"Your hands are like sandpaper, bro."
MacGyver
"Ever try moisturizer? Get some."
MacGyver
"All right, you carry him."
MacGyver
"Hey, yo, yo, yo, what about my baby?"
MacGyver
"We can't just leave it here unlocked."
MacGyver
"I'm trying to imagine how your resale value"
MacGyver
"could go down any more."
MacGyver
"Yeah, but we got a killer excuse."
MacGyver
"I doubt your black ops exfil squad operating illegally"
MacGyver
"on foreign soil will want to hear it."
MacGyver
"But let me see what I can do."
MacGyver
"How late will you be?"
MacGyver
"Unless you want to patch up a lot more bullet holes,"
MacGyver
"you better come up with a new plan."
MacGyver
"I'm telling you, these guys aren't gonna stop"
MacGyver
"Well, we're eight floors away from the mercs"
MacGyver
"trying to kill us, and it looks like we're in"
MacGyver
"some sort of tax haven law firm."
MacGyver
"- So we should be able to find everything that we need. - All right."
MacGyver
"Maybe this is the blood loss talking, but I-I could swear"
MacGyver
"you said you were planning to kill me."
MacGyver
"Is there anything in their financials"
MacGyver
"that could tell us the location of their next attack?"
MacGyver
"Hey. How are we supposed to get"
MacGyver
"Sir Bleedsalot past her?"
MacGyver
"We don't have time for the charm."
MacGyver
"I'll do the English accent. Chicks dig that."
MacGyver
"All right, so here's the deal."
MacGyver
"I just hacked your servers."
MacGyver
"This is proof of all the money"
MacGyver
"your company illegally hides for high-ranking"
MacGyver
"government officials around the world."
MacGyver
"So unless you want this on the front page"
MacGyver
"of every news site, you're gonna go get your boss"
MacGyver
"and tell her to bring her checkbook."
MacGyver
"Okay."
MacGyver
"Let's go."
MacGyver
"Just when I was starting to forget how scary you can be."
MacGyver
"I'm still totally gonna leak that stuff though."
MacGyver
"So, the doctor didn't have any syringes in his golf bag."
MacGyver
"I'm fine. I'll figure something out."
MacGyver
"Wait, wait, come on, man."
MacGyver
"You come on, man."
MacGyver
"Hey. Yo, yo, yo."
MacGyver
"Wh-What about this whole "you killing me" thing, huh?"
MacGyver
"Well, Jack is right."
MacGyver
"They ain't gonna stop looking for you till you're dead."
MacGyver
"So you need to be dead. I need a ballpoint pen,"
MacGyver
"eye drops and dental floss."
MacGyver
"Bro, why you need a ballpoint pen?"
MacGyver
"Um..."
MacGyver
"Killing someone"
MacGyver
"and bringing them back to life isn't easy,"
MacGyver
"especially if you're doing it with office supplies."
MacGyver
"But for this to work, I needed something"
MacGyver
"a little harder to get my hands on:"
MacGyver
"beta blockers,"
MacGyver
"have high blood pressure,"
MacGyver
"and an executive's corner office"
MacGyver
"seemed like a good place to look."
MacGyver
"In 99.9% of life-and-death situations,"
MacGyver
"you're gonna want to go with "life.""
MacGyver
"But this just wasn't one of those times."
MacGyver
"Yo."
MacGyver
"It's hard to express the degree in which"
MacGyver
"I am not cool with this."
MacGyver
"Live now, complain later."
MacGyver
"We got company, Mac... one of those shooters from the garage."
MacGyver
"We got your six. Sorry."
MacGyver
Show more clips