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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - All Signs Point to Josh... Or Is It Josh's Friend? (S02E02)

"Oh, I'm so confused."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I've barely been sleeping or eating,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"except for this sandwich... That was delicious."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't want to hurt anybody, but..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighing): I have to know,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is destiny Team Josh or Team Greg?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause I keep getting signs for both."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's-it's exhausting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I just wish someone would"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"tell me what to do at this point."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You know? - Not me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (phone chimes) - Oh, maybe this is something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, no, it's just period day. - Period day?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yay! - Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ovunation is... the best."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (chuckles) - Huh, it says"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we're supposed to get our periods today."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You got anything?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You got, uh, I don't know, puffy boobs, migraines, cramps?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"An urge to dip chips in frosting?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... Ooh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Tonight. Um, I don't know. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let me see what I got here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(shivers): Yes. Oh, God, those puppies are sore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, thank God. I'm so glad we cycle together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mmm... - It's like we're"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both cackling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(in witch voice): Scatter, little boys! Scatter!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(cackling continues)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Usually it's like clockwork."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? It's probably my fault."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have been so stressed about applying to law school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh... - I mean,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm finally doing what I want to do, it just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It feels great, but it's also, like, really scary."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- in their sneakers... - Oh, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"... and then they change"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"into, like, little kicky Nine West pumps?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. - Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"God, I always wanted to be that girl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs) And all my life,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"people have been telling me I couldn't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know? And I am"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so close."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighing): I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is so hard when I've been waiting my entire life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How long have you been sitting on that speech?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- 24 years. - Mm. Paula,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you can do it, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's really no need to stress."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's all gonna happen. Thanks, baby."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hello, ladies, I got the Ovunation push notification."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I brought in your favorite chocolate."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. God,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got to change my privacy settings. Darryl,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"what are you wearing? Why are you exposing"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"your extremely white legs?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, well, WiJo and I went hiking together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We found this place in town called Heritage Bridge."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Have you ever been? It's so pretty,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I've lived here for 15 years,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"never even knew it was there. But that's the beauty of WiJo..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He helps me to see the beauty that's been"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"under my nose from the very beginning."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(retching)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) I get it. I get it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're so sweet together that it's almost nauseating."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, Darryl, I legit just barfed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, I... got water mouth."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Honey, are you okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm pregnant."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, you think you're pregnant because you hurled once?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I'm pregnant because I ate that egg salad sandwich."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, honey, no one gets the egg salad from the vending machine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's all sweaty and gray."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you got to start looking at your food before you eat it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, okay, Paula, when my mother was pregnant,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"she could not eat egg salad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, just-just the thought of egg salad,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and she would barf everywhere!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-It's on the list of things I ruined for"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"her, including her career and her vagina."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right, okay, and you don't think it's because"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"they ship those sandwiches in hot trucks from Colorado?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. No..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. No, that's not it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right, look."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If you think you could be pregnant,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"then let's just... let's just"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"go get a test and then you'll know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't need a test."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know what I feel."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, don't you see?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing): Paula!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't you see? Don't you see"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- what's happening here? - (mouths)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This baby is a sign."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The universe got back to me. Thanks, universe!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, it's like everything was a test,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and ding, ding, ding,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the baby is the answer! A-plus!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I-I-I'm just... I'm not following you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like, at all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, okay, okay. Paula,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I put my intention out into the universe,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and now the universe is telling me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"exactly what I should do. I mean,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's-it's his! And if I'm having Josh's baby,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it means that Josh and I are meant to be together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that Greg and I were meant to"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"raise Josh's baby, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing): Oh, honey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am so worried about you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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