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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - All Signs Point to Josh... Or Is It Josh's Friend? (S02E02)

"Okay, so I am just gonna"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"pop out and get you a test, mm-Kay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And then we'll just... We'll go from there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(exhales deeply)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. I hear you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I hear you, universe, loud and clear."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So what do I do, Guard?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can I call you that? Instead of Guardrail?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's just one extra syllable to make it right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Make the effort."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I hear you. Guardy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Guardrail."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen. My father has literally handed me my dreams"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on a silver platter..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like a bronze platter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He actually doesn't even own a platter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He once served cheese and crackers to me on a Frisbee."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Point is,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't do it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause it goes against"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"In the book. In our book. In our book."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Those are guidelines."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's only one hard and fast rule: don't drink."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, there's meetings in Atlanta. And for a sponsor,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can set you up with one of the best"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"retired winos, my friend Barry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's an actuary."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Be careful about stereotyping, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Greg, I can't tell you what to do,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but this sounds like an opportunity"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you've been waiting for."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe that is more important."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you sure?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What should I do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't tell you what to do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, seriously..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"tell me what to do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Literally just told you I can't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You could write it down. - Nope."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You could send me a text. - Stop it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- and they told me? - What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(mouthing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's going on?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm. (chuckles) (moans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Also, it's not coming over, it's coming home, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both chuckling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa, tiger."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just feel so close to you right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh... - (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps, laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Uh, home. - Yeah, baby."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both moaning)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mmm. - Oh, wait. H-Hold on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What... w-what is that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- That's for later. - What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Prenatal..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"vitamins?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I... I didn't want you to find out this way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was gonna to tell you after we made love."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What, wait?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you telling me that you're pregnant?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay... (laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And now destiny has intervened right here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, think about it, I'm on birth control,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you used a condom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This baby is a sign that we're meant to be a family."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You should sit down."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You should sit down. Sit down, sit down. This is big."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you need a glass of water?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, this is hard. Listen,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not saying this isn't hard."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is gonna be the hardest thing we will ever have to do,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but it's gonna be worth it. You know why?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Jeronica."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What do you think of that name, if it's a girl?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Jeronica. It's like the "J" names in your family."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean Josh Jr. If it's a boy, of course."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Or Jeremiah, I really like Jeremiah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hold on, I have to pee!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Rebecca breathing rapidly) (footfalls ascending stairs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(door shuts)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(toilet flushes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(door opens)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Okay! So, change of plans."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just got my period, so I am not pregnant!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, this has been quite a day. Sorry to stress you out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, the good news is..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"now we can have some..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"period sex. (snaps fingers)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Period sex ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Period sex... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Put down a towel ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Party till it's dry ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ With some period sex ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Period sex. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What just happened?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but then you were pregnant,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then my life started flashing before my eyes,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"then you weren't... I-I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I need some air, some... air."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, hey, Josh, wait."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no. Rebecca, I need more than air."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't do this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you mean the period sex? It's not gross,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll just get a dark towel."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's not the period sex!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, the last three minutes"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"have been the most upsetting of my life!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I thought that you would be happy a-about..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's-it's not... It's not just that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This confirms what I've been feeling."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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