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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - All Signs Point to Josh... Or Is It Josh's Friend? (S02E02)

"♪ I can't be held responsible for my actions ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You're just calling her in love. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Blam!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to tell you that I loved you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I hope you brought napkins."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(all laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing): Okay. Kiss time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"two significant others at the same time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I thought you were writing an article"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's what it said on the Craigslist ad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right, okay, so, don't be mad at me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But wait, it just occurred to me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Maybe I can solve this with geometry ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ That's astute ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't seem to know how to count."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Which angle's right? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Ooh, are you erect? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Is lil, old, sexy, little baby ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, I have other patients."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do want that kayak."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Aah, this is so hard."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What is she closing? What's going on?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"offered me ten times"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, literally, just now, that was a transaction?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yup."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Isn't that great? That is great, right? (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I was waiting for you to get your life together..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, definitely worth the $1.99."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Our red friend must be on its way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"our own little blood coven."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, it is kind of weird that"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we're running a little late, though."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that scene in Working Girl where all the women walk to work"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Having to wait six months"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing): That's kind of funny."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's true but it's funny."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the baby can only be Josh's, ask Ovunation."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Having Josh's baby."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that's not quite as expensive..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He didn't get a cool biker name?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You sent me 17 texts to come over."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am so happy to see you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, I'm so glad I came over..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh. - Mmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no, no, look at those later."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but we've been so unsure about what's happening between us."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I walked in the door, everything was fine,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, it's not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And we're not a couple, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why don't you take a break, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got to get out of here. I'm gonna go on a walk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, I have to be alone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And plus our mutual periods might attract vultures."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's not gonna pee on itself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"gets me knocked up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- and we'll go from there. - I can't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just needed a walk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I found out about it from Darryl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, God, I ship them so hard."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"at the exact same time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like when you were a little girl?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(mocking laughter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(giggles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm literally never there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This was a great, fate-less, coincidental meeting"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on a scenic bridge."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You told me to stop looking for signs and I did just that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And it was when I stopped looking for signs"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let me float an idea out there, and I know you have"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know there's a lot of water under the bridge."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm not just talking about the water under this bridge."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and it's about me and Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you listen to anything I say?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, I'm so glad you agree with me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(door opens and closes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Until I find a permanent place to live."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You get back with Rebecca,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the dean... mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're not just, like, Linkedln friends."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sobbing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm her best friend, I know exactly what to do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your best friend?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(car alarm chirps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, right this second."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No problem."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Kidding."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"After all the Rebecca stuff,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm just a girl in love ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ La-la-la, lovey-dove ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's an ingenue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ They say love makes you crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Therefore, you can't call her crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause when you call her crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: I was in New York. I ran into Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He made me feel warm inside,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like glitter was exploding inside me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Then I moved here. Josh and Rebecca are"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"having sex and basically living together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am applying to law school!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both scream)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"PAULA: My dreams might actually come true."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got a DUI, spent a night in jail,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"turns out I'm an alcoholic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've been going to meetings and I'm trying to stay sober."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's it. Bingo, bango, done. Beers?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's this? Okay, just"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a simple contract, laying out the terms of our friendship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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