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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - All Signs Point to Josh... Or Is It Josh's Friend? (S02E02)

"♪ You all deserve a kiss ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Lady, we're all gay ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ We get nothing out of this ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Neither man will notice my learning disability ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause the center of the triangle ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Me... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(song ends)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(in baby voice): So, you see my predicament."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cut the baby voice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(in baby voice): Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, your approach to this situation is fallacious."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (high-pitched): What?! - Actually there are two fallacies:"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"One, neither man is actually"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"offering you a relationship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, mm, is it neither or kind of both?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And two, because of your mental health issues,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you shouldn't be in a serious relationship at all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- But I'm in l... - You feel torn"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"between two men, but it has nothing to do"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with those men. It has to do"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with your personal issues."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. You are wrong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel that it is my destiny to be with one of these two men."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what, if you're not gonna help me, I know someone who will."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dr. Geller?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's a hack. He got his degree"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in a hotel conference room in Turks and Caicos."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, the universe, Dr. Akopian."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, the whole reason"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm in West Covina is because the universe"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"sent me a sign, literally."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"An arrow pointed straight down"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to Josh on the street in New York."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're gonna say that's a coincidence?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yes. - Ugh! I know you want me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to be so logical,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but that's how I've lived my whole life"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I have been miserable."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, you know what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna let destiny take the wheel,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like Jesus supposedly does sometimes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I feel so much better."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you, Dr. Akopian."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? I'm calling it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're done. Take the rest of the day off."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're really good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is it even ethical to keep taking her money?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Okay, universe, I'm ready."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Send me some signs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A karate outfit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, that's a Josh sign."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(clank)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A whiskey bottle."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm, could be Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Signs, signs, signs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, there was a Signs 2 and 3?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How did I miss those signs?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So many signs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How am I supposed to make a decision?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You have made a great decision, Mr. Serrano."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. And with my client's cash,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it'll be a seven-day close."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hello."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dad?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"who is that lady?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Greggy..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got great news."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"One of those house-flipping douches"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"knocked on the door last week,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"what I paid for this"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You sold the house?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yup!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You sold our house"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"without telling me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You-you didn't own it, jackass."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm being very generous."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm giving you half the money..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so you can go to school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? You did what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm already in school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your-Your dream school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Emory... in Atlanta."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're always bragging about getting in, so-so go already."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Now-Now you can afford to. - Dad..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm trying to stay sober."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's all that matters right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing): Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Son, no, no. Th-This was fate."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The guy knocking on the door,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it was... it was like a sign."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It said, "I Pay Cash." (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, I-I wouldn't have sold the house before,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You were waiting for me to get my life together?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think I was waiting for you to get your emphysema together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You still have cigarettes here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no. Don't pin this on me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm fine. I got a great place,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a retirement community... But not that retired."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's called Barely Seniors."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Singles scene is insane."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, while you're in Atlanta working on your MBA,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna be hitting on foxy widows at a swim-up bar."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"S-Swim-up bar? What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dad, I can't just pick up and move across the country"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"out of nowhere. I'm not crazy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I'm not supposed to"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"make big changes this early in recovery."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm afraid to change my socks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've been 28 days in these puppies."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, it's your life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, you know, do what you want to do,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but we don't live here anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And the money is yours."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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