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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - All Signs Point to Josh... Or Is It Josh's Friend? (S02E02)

"It stipulates that my services"
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"as a friend are limited"
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"to consultation and support and exclude shenanigans."
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"Rebecca, I'm very glad"
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"to work on yourself."
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"The reason I got a DUI"
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"is because I was driving over the next morning"
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"- Oh, my God. - You and Josh..."
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"you're happy, right?"
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"And he treats you well?"
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"Um... yes."
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"I deserve to be with someone who treats me well."
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"Okay."
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"Is that Greg's sweatshirt?"
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"(sighs)"
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"Mmm, I'm so hungry. I can't wait for that pizza."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, me neither. I'm starving."
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"- Mm. - (door opens)"
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"- Greg, what are you doing? - Yeah, what are you doing, Greg?"
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"Pizza in the bedroom, that's crazy!"
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"- Oh. - Oh, come here, silly head."
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"God, this is great."
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"I was so torn between you two."
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"I mean, Josh, I've loved you since I was 16 years old,"
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"and, Greg, I thought you were too damaged to love me,"
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"but now that you're in recovery,"
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"you seem like a really viable alternative."
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"It's so great now that I don't have to choose."
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"- Isn't it awesome? - (laughs)"
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"Hey, before we dive into the 'za,"
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"how about a three-way spoon sesh?"
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"- GREG AND JOSH: Great idea! - Yay!"
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"Hey, who gets to have sex with me tonight?"
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"You guys want to arm-wrestle for it?"
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"- Sure! - Sure!"
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"That's how it works when you have"
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"Right?"
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"and it described it as"
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"the ethical and responsible practice and philosophy"
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"of loving multiple people."
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"And it hit me."
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"Josh, Greg and I could be a poly-amorous throuple,"
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"like you guys, since, you know, I can't choose between them."
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"this sort of relationship isn't a default option"
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"for someone who can't choose."
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"And it's definitely not"
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"about arm-wrestling for sex."
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"on us for Psychology Today."
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"but that was a straight-up lie."
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"But I still want to buy your TV stand."
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"Wait, w-w-wait, please, please, please,"
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"don't go, don't go. Listen..."
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"I am legitimately torn."
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"What you're describing is a love triangle."
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"That's a completely different thing."
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"A love triangle."
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"I guess you're right. That is what I'm in."
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"(sputters) Oh, dear."
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"(in baby voice): What's a girl to do?"
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"♪ What's a girl to do when she's stuck between men? ♪"
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"♪ It's like she's a Barbie with two perfect Kens ♪"
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"♪ Yes, smarts can help this "sitchywation" untangle ♪"
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"♪ So, professors, teach me ♪"
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"♪ The math of love triangles ♪"
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"Yay. Time for book facts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ A triangle is a polygon ♪"
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"♪ With three edges and three vertices ♪"
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"♪ Take the base times the height ♪"
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"♪ Uh-uh, I wasn't really listening but I can see ♪"
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"♪ The center of the triangle is lil ol' me ♪"
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"♪ The math of love triangles ♪"
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"♪ Isn't hard to learn ♪"
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"♪ You're not taking in what we're saying ♪"
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"♪ We're a little bit concerned ♪"
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"♪ Yes, the math of love triangles ♪"
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"♪ Is as simple as can be ♪"
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"♪ Whichever Tom or Dick I might pick ♪"
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"♪ The center of the triangle is lil ol' me ♪"
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"♪ Actually, a triangle has multiple centers ♪"
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"♪ So I need to decide ♪"
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"♪ Which man's more acute ♪"
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"♪ Here's Pythagoras' theorem ♪"
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"♪ Will this help me choose? ♪"
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"♪ If not, I'll be swinging ♪"
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"♪ From a "hypotenoose" ♪"
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"♪ Let's take a look ♪"
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"♪ At what this line bisects ♪"
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"♪ Is that spelled B-I-S-E-X? ♪"
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"♪ Those are good puns, but please pay attention ♪"
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"♪ Oh, no, professors, am I facing suspension? ♪"
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"(squeals) A swing!"
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"It's literal suspension."
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"♪ The math of love triangles ♪"
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"♪ Isn't hard to learn ♪"
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"♪ We're starting to suspect ♪"
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"♪ You don't sincerely want to know about triangles ♪"
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"♪ Yes, the math of love triangles ♪"
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"♪ Is as simple as can be ♪"
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"♪ I need to choose between men, but until then ♪"
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"♪ The center of the triangle is lil ol' me ♪"
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"♪ Is this a triangle? ♪"
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"♪ No, that's a shoe ♪"
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"♪ Is this a triangle? ♪"
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"♪ No, that's you ♪"
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"♪ So, I'm a triangle? ♪"
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"♪ What? No ♪"
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"♪ One, two, three, six ♪"
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"♪ Eight, three, go... ♪"
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"We're sincerely worried about you."
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"Catch me!"
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"You're ruining the number!"
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"♪ This angle's right ♪"
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"♪ No, not right like correct ♪"
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"♪ No, 90 degrees ♪"
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"♪ That's really erect ♪"
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"♪ The math of love triangles is super-duper fun ♪"
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"♪ We're tired of all your tangents ♪"
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"♪ That's also a triangle pun ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Oh ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Thanks for teaching me man math ♪"
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