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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Clean Slate (S03E03)

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"Grandma, what does it look like I'm doing?"
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"He's having fun."
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"Grandma, that's a great idea."
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"I know just the place."
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"Have you ever..."
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"built a bear?"
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"I built a miniature model of the Titanic once"
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"I used Tic Tacs for the life boats."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Well, here, you build a bear."
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"All the cool kids do it."
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"Okay, do you want to build one together?"
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"We can make it a blend of both of us."
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"What boy names do you like? I like Carl."
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"It's kind of something you do by yourself."
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"Like, the bear chooses you. That kind of thing."
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"Have fun."
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"and I'll handle the rest."
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"He calls me "Jessie.""
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"You know that? Jessie."
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"Like I'm a German shepherd."
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"You can do this. I believe in you."
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"All we have to do is walk over there and..."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Hello, can you spare any change today to save the whales?"
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"Okay, new plan."
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"I go in alone and get your dress."
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"- What do I do? - You stay here, relax,"
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"and listen to the soothing sounds of NPR."
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"And with that, Coney Island was born."
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"The boardwalk, the cotton candy,"
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"and, of course, La Marcus Thompson's"
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"switchback gravity railway."
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"You know what?"
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"I am relaxed."
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"- Stay in the car and lock the doors. - Mm."
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"The island itself?"
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"Named for all the Coneys, or rabbits..."
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"Reuben always goes on break at 1:30."
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"He'll head to the back to eat a yogurt,"
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"and we can duck in and see if the letter's been delivered yet."
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"How will we know?"
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"Reuben always gets the new issue"
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"of Sports Illustrated in the mail."
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"If the new issue's on the counter,"
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"that means the mail has been delivered,"
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"If it's still last week's, we're okay."
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"Now's our chance. Let's go."
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""America's Top 50 Jock Schools.""
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"Is that this week's or last week's?"
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"I only read "Zillions.""
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"Louis."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Oh."
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"Thanks, Reuben, great work as always."
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"This is great. Reuben hasn't gotten your letter yet."
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"Great? Look at my hair."
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"I look like Grace Jones."
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"What's the problem? She's a handsome woman."
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"♪ You don't want this fire ♪"
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"♪ My words burn, bet your health ♪"
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"♪ Put you out with water ♪"
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"♪ But you're only gonna wet yourself ♪"
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"You were right about that place. It was awesome."
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"You can design your bear's shirt and everything."
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"and one of me."
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"Why is mine holding a fishing rod?"
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"I had to guess your hobbies."
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"Nice tweddy bear, Eddie."
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"Walter, give me a beat."
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"♪ I don't know you, dawg ♪"
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"♪ If we're related, it's barely ♪"
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"♪ I could care less ♪"
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"♪ Why are you here, ringside? ♪"
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"♪ You made weight? Barely ♪"
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"♪ Oh, you're just watching, ♪ on a date with bear me ♪"
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"♪ Come to my town, and you're whacker than whack ♪"
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"♪ Pick any store, Simon, I'll get a bag for you to pack ♪"
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"♪ Return to manufacturer, It's personality you lack ♪"
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"♪ I'm done babysitting, I'll just give my money back ♪"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Ohhhhhhh!"
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"♪ Young Frankenstein thinks I'm dumb? ♪"
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"♪ Well, the truth is, I'm dumb nice ♪"
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"♪ You's a sucker like a lollipop ♪"
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"♪ In other words, you're dumb twice ♪"
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"♪ You think you're better, wrong ♪"
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"♪ You think you're fresher, wrong ♪"
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"♪ And after this spanking ♪"
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"♪ I'mma call you Wedgie Huang ♪"
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"♪ I was thrilled, on balance ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, I built two bears I charged it to your allowance ♪"
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"♪ So call your mom to pick us up ♪"
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"♪ Then do us a favor... Shut your trap ♪"
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"♪ I'm in Orlando to see Mickey, not a little Goofy rap ♪"
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"- That was so cool. - That was tight."
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"- How did you do that? - Sick, man."
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"And that's where I met my husband,"
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"right there on the boardwalk. Why is this taking so long?"
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"He was an engineer on the Cyclone,"
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"and I sold cotton candy at the..."
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"Hello."
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"Can you spare any change today to save the whales?"
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"Yes."
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"You owe me another $5."
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"I gave a $20."
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"No, you gave me a $10."
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"You owe me another $5."
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"Oh, now you're in for it, buddy."
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"Mom, this guy's a liar,"
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"and he's trying to steal my money."
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"Emery, just pay the man what he says you owe him."
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"What?"
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"Me?"
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"But he's a liar."
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"You come into my store and call me a liar?"
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"That's it."
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"You're going on the wall."
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"Aren't you gonna say anything?"
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