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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Clean Slate (S03E03)

"I hope we don't run into any balloons on our way home"
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"That just leave you boys, with the exception of Emery,"
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"Mom's just looking out for future us."
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"like I asked you to?"
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"_"
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"You're kind of a loose cannon."
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"Really? You're just gonna stay inside?"
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"He's basically a big Evan. Look at him!"
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"Oh, Evan, hi. What's up?"
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"I have a problem."
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"♪ You tryin' to kill me in a battle? ♪"
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"- Eddie! - I hate the Browns now."
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"I signed the letter... "Unhappy Customer.""
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"to New Year's dinner with a clean slate,"
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"and I don't trust myself out there alone."
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"I'll wait outside."
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"_"
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"_"
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"Hey, Simon."
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"for history class."
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"And then you just hand the dry cleaner your ticket, smile,"
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"and it's too late."
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"Last week's, which means the mail hasn't been..."
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"I made one of you..."
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"♪ So if I'm hating, it's barely ♪"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"♪ An hour away from you? ♪"
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"- That was so cool. - Love it."
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"But the one time I need you to get angry for me,"
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"worse than just sending an angry letter?"
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"What'd you do that for?"
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"Oh, uh, I'm sorry. I don't know what came over..."
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"Just, you know, be cool."
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"I didn't like my haircut when I first went to Reuben."
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"Would you have settled for anyone less than Mom?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"It... It was impolite."
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"I mean, you rhymed "balance" with "allowance.""
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"For real though,"
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"My real passion is marine biology."
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"Do you see any Asian rappers in here?"
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"I'll think about it."
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"because I don't want to set that kind of example for you."
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"the cat outside the frozen yogurt place."
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"Yes."
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"_"
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"But at least now I know."
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"The color of my first car."
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"Now sit back and enjoy the entertainment."
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"♪ Any problems with my people ♪"
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"♪ We'll silence you like the chimes ♪ Bing-bang."
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"Evan, I know you're nervous"
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"about your first grown-up haircut,"
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"but you're in safe hands with Reuben."
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"He's the best in the biz."
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"I used to cut Gregory Hines' hair."
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"So what will it be today, Louis?"
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"Well, with Chinese New Year coming up,"
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"we're gonna need extra fresh cuts."
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"Better make it two usuals."
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"Actually, I'll have the "Randy.""
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"The who?"
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"Randy from "Home Improvement.""
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"You know, Jonathan Taylor Thomas."
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"Is that one person or three people?"
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"One, but with the talent of three."
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"Okay, your haircut, your choice."
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"One usual and one "Randy," please."
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"A usual and a "Randy," coming up."
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"because we are gonna look sharp."
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"Thanks, Reuben."
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"See, what did I tell you? Isn't Reuben the best?"
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"S03E11 Clean Slate"
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"♪ Fresh off the boat ♪"
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"♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪"
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"♪ If you don't know, homey, now you know ♪"
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"♪ Fresh off the boat ♪"
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"♪ Homey, you don't know where I come from ♪"
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"♪ But I know where I'm goin' ♪"
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"♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪"
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"Art thou the bird who man loves best?"
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"The pious bird with the scarlet breast."
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"Is that a "Yes, I returned Marvin's birdfeeder""
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"or a "No, I didn't return Marvin's birdfeeder"?"
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"Yes, I returned it."
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"Good, Louis is clean."
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"who is clean all year round."
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"I don't get why we're going through"
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"all this trouble for a holiday."
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"Having a clean slate is an important part"
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"of the lunar New Year."
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"All debts, disputes, and grudges have to be resolved"
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"in order to ensure good fortune for the coming year."
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"Well, she better also be looking our for Mariah Carey"
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"because that's who the future me is married to."
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"I'm gonna marry Jewel."
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"Stay away from Jewel."
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"Evan, did you settle things with Carol-Joan"
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"after your incident?"
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"And so the bartender says, "Why the big pause?""
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"And the bear says..."
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""I don't know. I've always had them.""
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"- It's done. - Good."
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"Eddie, did you care for Grandma's flowers"
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"Care for them?"
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"I spoiled them."
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"Turns out, they love Mr. Pibb."
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"Technically, it's still alive, so good enough."
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"_"
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"Second cousin Susan?"
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"You've been in a fight with her for 30 years."
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"Louis, do you know what this means?"
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"This could be the first time our entire family has"
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"a clean slate for the New Year!"
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"Imagine what that kind of good fortune could mean"
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"for our future business dealings and scratch-offs."
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"But, Mom, you've never had a clean slate."
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"You always end up getting into a fight with somebody."
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"A loose cannon downs more ships."
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"- I don't... - Don't worry."
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