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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Clean Slate (S03E03)

Great, now how are people going to know we do shoes?

"Great, now how are people going to know we do shoes?"

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Why didn't you stick up for me? Don't you believe me?

"Why didn't you stick up for me? Don't you believe me?"

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Of course, I believe you.

"Of course, I believe you."

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not starting new ones.

"not starting new ones."

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Last week, you yelled at a bus driver

"Last week, you yelled at a bus driver"

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for not wearing his hat.

"for not wearing his hat."

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you leave me hanging?

"you leave me hanging?"

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You care more about your holiday superstitions

"You care more about your holiday superstitions"

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than you do about me.

"than you do about me."

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No. That is not true.

"No. That is not true."

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I just want our whole family

"I just want our whole family"

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to start out the New Year on the right foot for once.

"to start out the New Year on the right foot for once."

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That is worth $5 to me.

"That is worth $5 to me."

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So please, just go in there and give that man his money.

"So please, just go in there and give that man his money."

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No way.

"No way."

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You know, $5 could de-barnacle a whole pod.

"You know, $5 could de-barnacle a whole pod."

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Okay, now let's go over the plan again.

"Okay, now let's go over the plan again."

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I pretend to lose my car keys down this grate,

"I pretend to lose my car keys down this grate,"

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then when the mailman comes to help me,

"then when the mailman comes to help me,"

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I hit the mail out of his hands,

"I hit the mail out of his hands,"

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you grab the letter and rip it up.

"you grab the letter and rip it up."

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Isn't holding up a mailman

"Isn't holding up a mailman"

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Can we just ask for it back?

"Can we just ask for it back?"

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Have you ever tried reasoning with a mailman, son?

"Have you ever tried reasoning with a mailman, son?"

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You can't. They're crazy. You've got to come strong.

"You can't. They're crazy. You've got to come strong."

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Oh. Thank God you're here.

"Oh. Thank God you're here."

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Uh, my keys have fallen down this grate.

"Uh, my keys have fallen down this grate."

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- Oh, no. - Yeah.

"- Oh, no. - Yeah."

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Now!

"Now!"

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Will you stop doing that?

"Will you stop doing that?"

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Everything okay, Louis?

"Everything okay, Louis?"

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Looks like you're trying to assault a federal employee.

"Looks like you're trying to assault a federal employee."

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Assault?

"Assault?"

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Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

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I just, uh... I... My keys fell down a grate.

"I just, uh... I... My keys fell down a grate."

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so I'm gonna let you off with a warning.

"so I'm gonna let you off with a warning."

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There goes my relationship with Reuben.

"There goes my relationship with Reuben."

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We didn't get the letter back,

"We didn't get the letter back,"

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and I have a terrible haircut.

"and I have a terrible haircut."

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My year of bad luck has already begun.

"My year of bad luck has already begun."

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So you didn't exactly get the haircut you wanted.

"So you didn't exactly get the haircut you wanted."

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I wanted the "Clooney," but he gave me this.

"I wanted the "Clooney," but he gave me this."

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After a while, I got used to it.

"After a while, I got used to it."

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Why'd you keep going back to him if it wasn't what you wanted?

"Why'd you keep going back to him if it wasn't what you wanted?"

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I don't know. He was just so nice.

"I don't know. He was just so nice."

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He called me "Big Guy."

"He called me "Big Guy.""

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I didn't want to hurt his feelings.

"I didn't want to hurt his feelings."

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Plus, it's a good haircut.

"Plus, it's a good haircut."

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But it could be a great haircut.

"But it could be a great haircut."

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You said that finding the right barber was like dating.

"You said that finding the right barber was like dating."

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No.

"No."

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You deserve the "Clooney," Dad.

"You deserve the "Clooney," Dad."

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We all do.

"We all do."

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Looks like we're getting a storm.

"Looks like we're getting a storm."

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That's right, girls.

"That's right, girls."

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Sing for your supper.

"Sing for your supper."

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Are you sure? I could have sworn I gave you a $20.

"Are you sure? I could have sworn I gave you a $20."

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Nope. You gave me a $10. I'm sure of it.

"Nope. You gave me a $10. I'm sure of it."

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You owe me another $5.

"You owe me another $5."

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Not you again.

"Not you again."

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I am here to make things right for my son.

"I am here to make things right for my son."

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This is the extra $5 he owes you.

"This is the extra $5 he owes you."

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I apologize for his behavior.

"I apologize for his behavior."

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And I ask that you take his photo down from your shame wall

"And I ask that you take his photo down from your shame wall"

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so he can start out the New Year with a clean slate.

"so he can start out the New Year with a clean slate."

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Apology accepted.

"Apology accepted."

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But only because I need the business.

"But only because I need the business."

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- My son's photo, please. - Oh!

"- My son's photo, please. - Oh!"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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And now you're going to want to take my picture.

"And now you're going to want to take my picture."

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Why would I want to take... Trust me.

"Why would I want to take... Trust me."

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You're going to want to take my picture.

"You're going to want to take my picture."

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What you did back there...

"What you did back there..."

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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Don't be sorry. You were awesome.

"Don't be sorry. You were awesome."

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I'm the one who should be saying sorry

"I'm the one who should be saying sorry"

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for the way I treated you.

"for the way I treated you."

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You're not mad that I embarrassed you?

"You're not mad that I embarrassed you?"

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I was just mad because you were so good.

"I was just mad because you were so good."

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You're amazing, dawg.

"You're amazing, dawg."

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How'd you get so dope at freestyling?

"How'd you get so dope at freestyling?"

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I love hip-hop.

"I love hip-hop."

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How come you never said anything?

"How come you never said anything?"

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You never asked.

"You never asked."

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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you could become a famous rapper one day.

"you could become a famous rapper one day."

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Rap's just a hobby for me.

"Rap's just a hobby for me."

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Me neither.

"Me neither."

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You have a gift.

"You have a gift."

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You have a chance to change the game.

"You have a chance to change the game."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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How did you get this?

"How did you get this?"

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I'm sorry for not having your back.

"I'm sorry for not having your back."

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I get it.

"I get it."

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It's Chinese New Year, and you wanted to start clean.

"It's Chinese New Year, and you wanted to start clean."

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It's not just that.

"It's not just that."

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I didn't stand up for you

"I didn't stand up for you"

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I don't want to teach you that fighting

"I don't want to teach you that fighting"

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is always the answer.

"is always the answer."

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But you fight with, like, everybody...

"But you fight with, like, everybody..."

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Delivery guys, firemen,

"Delivery guys, firemen,"

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And you're good.

"And you're good."

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And you get along with everybody.

"And you get along with everybody."

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And you're always smiling.

"And you're always smiling."

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I don't want you to be more like me.

"I don't want you to be more like me."

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I want to be more like you.

"I want to be more like you."

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I've witnessed the softening

"I've witnessed the softening"

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of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.

"of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile."

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Goldie Hawn said that.

"Goldie Hawn said that."

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Goldie...

"Goldie..."

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also sounds like a dog's name.

"also sounds like a dog's name."

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"_"

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What happened to your hair?

"What happened to your hair?"

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Tried out a new barber.

"Tried out a new barber."

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He finally gave me exactly what I asked for...

"He finally gave me exactly what I asked for..."

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The "Clooney."

"The "Clooney.""

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You hate it, don't you?

"You hate it, don't you?"

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So much.

"So much."

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Like I know sending that letter won't bring me bad luck

"Like I know sending that letter won't bring me bad luck"

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because it wasn't hate mail, it was truth mail.

"because it wasn't hate mail, it was truth mail."

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