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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Clean Slate (S03E03)

"This year, to ensure success,"
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"I am putting myself on lock down."
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"If I don't leave the house, I can't get into any fights."
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"I've already run all my errands,"
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"paid all my debts, settled my disputes,"
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"Um..."
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"Who is that?"
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"_"
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"Very..."
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"Simon, welcome."
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"Eddie will take good care of you."
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"Me? Have Evan do it."
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"He is your new "Grandma's flowers.""
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"Don't let him die."
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"♪ Organize my dress socks ♪"
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"♪ Why don't I organize my dress socks? ♪"
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"♪ Organize my dress socks and put them away ♪"
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"Uh... Dad."
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"The letter was right here, stamped and addressed,"
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"and now it's gone."
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"You don't understand. The letter was hate mail."
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"You sent hate mail?"
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"I was gonna send it after the New Year,"
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"but then someone went and mailed it."
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"Now Reuben's gonna read it today,"
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"and I'll have bad luck for the entire year."
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"Evan, relax."
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"I'm sure whoever..."
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"Wait."
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"You know, Reuben."
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"Your barber?"
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"♪ Your rhymes are like air balls ♪"
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"♪ Mine are Magic, I Shaq it ♪"
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"♪ Break out that old Browns jacket ♪"
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"Ooh!"
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"Ooh! Ooh!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Get in here and take care of your cousin."
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"I found him reading an old MAD magazine."
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"I was teaching him about America through humor."
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""Dunces with Wolves.""
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"Genius."
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"That's your cousin?"
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"Is he cool?"
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"His shorts almost touch his nipples."
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"What if he reads your letter and won't cut my hair anymore?"
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"Or he tells the other barbers? You know how they talk."
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"Do you know how hard it is to find a good barber?"
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"It's like dating but for your hair."
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"He's not that good, Dad."
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"I mean, look at this mess."
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"I asked for a "Randy," and he gave me a "Brad.""
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"Nobody knows who those people are!"
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"I've been going to Reuben since we moved to Orlando."
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"I can't start over and find somebody new."
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"Maybe he won't know who sent it."
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"Oh, really?"
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"What else did it say?"
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"It said, "You don't know how to cut Asian hair."
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"I asked for a 'Randy, ' and you gave me a 'Brad.'""
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"Evan, he's gonna know that's us!"
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"Put your shoes on."
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"We've got to get that letter back"
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"before it ruins the New Year for the both of us."
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"Ugh!"
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"Well, good thing I'm wearing my movie jeans"
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"and not my lucky red..."
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"Emery..."
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"- I need your help. - What's up?"
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"I forgot to pick up my lucky red dress from the dry cleaner's..."
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"The one I've worn every New Year's since I retired"
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"my women's-powersuit- dragon-broach combo in 1989."
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"And, let me guess, you want me to make you a new one."
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"What? No."
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"No, I want you to come to the dry cleaner's with me"
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"- to pick it up. - Why me?"
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"Because I want to make it"
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"So you want me to be your kindness Sherpa,"
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"your karma spirit guide, your bodyguard for..."
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"Enough examples, but yes."
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"You get along with everybody,"
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"so I'm just gonna follow your lead."
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"No more loose cannon."
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"Don't worry, Mom."
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"Just put your hand on my shoulder,"
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"and I'll guide you, like a seeing eye dog except..."
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"Hey! You like?"
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"We brought it back from New Mexico."
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"Too big for the overhead, so we had to check them."
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"If the wind blows just right,"
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"they play the intro to "Jack & Diane.""
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"Emery, go get my step ladder"
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"and the big scissors I use to cut meat."
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"We love them!"
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"Wind chimes are nature's instrument."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Those pipes sound like somebody"
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"let an octopus loose in the Williams-Sonoma."
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"I know, Mom, but if you're gonna stay clean today,"
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"you're gonna need to control your temper."
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"I'm your kindness Sherpa, remember?"
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"Yes, you're right."
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"But just so you know, as soon as the New Year is over,"
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"I'm going to steal those chimes"
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"and drop them in the bottom of the ocean."
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"I know you will, Mom."
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"- Hide them where no one can find them. - Okay, Mom."
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"Wrap them in chains, drive them to the pier,"
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"and then I'm gonna drop them off..."
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"Mom! I get it. You hate the chimes."
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"Ding-dong! You're at the bottom of the ocean."
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"Are you sure I'm controlling the Koopas?"
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"Yeah, yeah, I told you, I control Mario,"
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"and you control the Koopas and the Boos."
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"It's how the game works."
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"Hey, what'd you do that for?"
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