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Clips from Modern Family - Travels with Scout (S01E01)

"It's just a movie."
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"[Haley] Oh, he's so cute."
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"Look at his little face. I always wanted a dog. Thanks, Grandpa."
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"Okay, but remember, having a dog is a major responsibility."
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"Everyone in the family has to pitch in."
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"[Phil] Hey, look who's here. Uncle Cam."
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"Hey, we heard about the new addition and we had to come right over."
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"Oh, well, thank you, Frank. I get 'em online. I'll send you a link."
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"Oh, well, at home, I smoke sausages. I'll send you a link."
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"[Laughs] Classic."
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"And this must be Lily. Oh, yes."
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"Aww! She just couldn't wait to meet the new doggy."
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"There it is. I gotta go."
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"What's wrong? That was Brian. He just quit the band."
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"What? Why? He's moving to Portland. His parents got back together."
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"Oh, that sucks. I know."
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"[Dylan] Now we're gonna have to cancel the gig tomorrow."
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"Maybe you can find another drummer."
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"No. I think it's too late for that now."
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"Huh? Well, I mean, I haven't played in a while,"
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"since Lily's come along, but if you're in a jam, I can jam."
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"Well, I totally would, but I'm not sure we like the same sorts of music, you know?"
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"What, because I'm gay, I'm just gonna want to play show tunes?"
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"No, because you're old."
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"Wow. That hurt more, Dylan."
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"Give him a chance. It's better than canceling."
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"You're right. I don't want to lose the deposit on that fog machine."
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"Okay. Let's do it."
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"I used to be a music teacher, but I gave that up as soon as Lily came along."
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"Yes. Well, we just felt that it was really important..."
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"that one of us stayed home to raise her, so-"
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"Yeah, and that's not a judgment on other people's choices."
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"It's just that we happen to be a very traditional family. Mm-hmm."
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"Yes, that's what the disabled lesbian shaman who blessed Lily's room said too."
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"How you doin', buddy? [Whimpers]"
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"All right, relax."
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"[Sobbing]"
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"[Wailing]"
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"Oh, geez."
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"I am telling you, Phil, the man was crying."
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"That is impossible. My dad is the happiest guy on earth."
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"No. I know what I heard. I think this has something to do with your mom."
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"What? Yeah, he came here alone. Think about it."
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"No. No, if something was wrong, my dad would tell me about it."
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"No, Phil, he wouldn't, because you guys never actually talk about anything."
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"We talk all the time. He crank calls me at work, like, three times a week."
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"Crank calls don't count. Counts for fun."
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"No, honestly, I think that you should find out what's going on with your dad."
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"It's going to be nothing. My dad isn't like your dad."
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"There's nothing deep and dark inside."
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"His hard candy shell is just hiding more candy."
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"- [Scout Barks] - I think he wants to go out. Good boy."
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"Smart dog. I hate to break it to you, but I think all dogs can do that."
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"I'm gonna play outside."
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"- [Crash] - Ow!"
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"Uh! What happened?"
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"[Cameron] Okay."
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"Should I just play a little something?"
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"Yeah. But, you know, if it doesn't work out, don't feel bad."
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"and it'll all come back to me."
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"♪♪ [Bass Drum] That's the loud one."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh, silly me."
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"I had the sticks in the wrong hands."
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"Dude, you should label those sticks."
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"[Clicks Tongue]"
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"[Ringing Continues]"
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"Is that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?"
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"It's not the alarm. The doorbell won't stop ringing."
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"¡Ay! Who keeps ringing the doorbell?"
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"We're pretty sure it's a demon. Oh, yeah?"
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"If it were a demon, it would keep on ringing."
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"Not if he's already inside. I'm getting a weapon."
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"What were you thinking?"
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"Who takes a little boy to a horror movie? That's loco, Jay."
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"When I was his age, I lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis."
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"I slept with a butter knife under my pillow..."
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"in case I had to fight some Soviet colonel."
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"Why would they send a Soviet colonel to get a little boy?"
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"Because I could identify every commie plane."
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"What are we talking about?"
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"Manny will get over this. It builds character."
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"I'll take the first watch. You two might as well get some rest."
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"Character."
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"Dad?"
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"Come on in! It's open! Hey!"
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"[Chuckles] Nah. Just, uh-"
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"I was just wondering, I don't know, uh-"
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"Anything on the old noodle?"
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"Other than a bad toupee? I'm kidding, of course. This is my real hair."
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"Well, okay. Wait a minute. I want to ask you something."
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"Claire seemed a little put out. Oh, don't worry about it."
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"Claire didn't like me at first either. I can't blame her. Dismissed!"
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"[Chuckles] Oh, Dad, um, you know what? I, uh-"
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"Claire saw something, and she'd kill me if I- if I didn't ask."
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"What is it?"
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"Would you wear pants to breakfast, for crying out loud?"
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"You got me again. Right in the funny bone. All right."
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"Come on, Scout. Let go of it. [Growling]"
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"No, no, no! Oh!"
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"Dog. Look at this."
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"How did he get ahold of your bra?"
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"Well, uh, we were out on a date, and he has a really nice car, so-"
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"How do you think? He got it out of the laundry basket."
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"- Why don't you just keep him in the crate? - I tried that."
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"He figured out how to get out. I thought you were dealing with your dad."
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"Oh, yeah, I did. He's fine, so-"
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"I... asked him point-blank if he was okay. He said he was. So I just-"
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"Just swapped some jokes and moved on."
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"Phil, the man needs more of a push than that."
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"Look, if he wants to talk to me about it, he will."
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"Geez, someone's panties are in a bunch."
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"I thought I was showing concern and- No. Right there."
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"Oh, my God! That damn dog!"
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"Guys, little help?"
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"I have to go to the bathroom, and I'm not gonna do it in here."
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"♪♪ [Drumming]"
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"- Hey, I got Chinese. - Sweet! I'm starving."
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"- Oh, we have guests. - Yeah. Hey. We're just having a little jam session."
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"You know Dylan. This is Craig. This is Neil."
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