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Clips from Modern Family - Travels with Scout (S01E01)

"Well, guess what he brought us."
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"Mitch was really great in that. I always thought he should be an actor."
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"Yeah, he's got a real job now. He's a lawyer. How about you?"
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"Or Siamese twins. Or a snake with two heads."
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪"
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"[Whimpers] [Knife Slashing]"
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"- Can do, Mrs. D. - Not you, Dylan."
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"Oh, phew. 'Cause I got a lot on my plate right now."
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"Cameron, so good to see you again. Now that is a shirt."
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"I think she's good right here. Let me get in there and get some of that doggyness."
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"Oh, there it is. Haley."
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"I play drums."
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"It probably just sounded like he was crying."
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"Have you heard the noise he makes when he gets out of a chair?"
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"She's on a cruise. Yeah, and they never take separate vacations, so-"
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"Well, hopefully this is- this is like riding a bicycle,"
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"[Doorbell Ringing]"
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"Maybe a demon is ringing it. Not a demon."
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"[Ringing Stops] [Grunts] There."
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"Look, all I'm saying, being scared is part of growing up."
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"It's gonna be a long night."
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"Am I putting you in a bad position with this whole dog thing?"
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"Can't take my eyes off that dog for a second."
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"Whoa! You got that from a two-minute conversation?"
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"Can I talk to you in the kitchen for a second?"
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"You made two commitments, okay?"
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"Yeah, I remember. I got so hot last year, I almost went face down in the gruyère."
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"Yeah. Yeah, it's a gay thing."
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"Okay, but just one. I'm driving. Come on. [Alex Chuckles]"
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"♪ There's something inside me that I cannot control ♪"
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"Our boyfriends totally rock! I know, right?"
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"to watch him for 10 minutes and then run out to Pepper's party."
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"♪ Coursing through my veins ♪"
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"- ♪ Afraid But don't be afraid ♪ - Whoo-hoo!"
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"♪♪ [Drum Solo]"
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"♪♪ [Ends]"
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"¿Qué pasó? ¿Qué pasó? ¿Qué pasó?"
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"I thought the gig was a little sloppy in spots,"
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"Did you hear that one lady screaming my name?"
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"Hey, guys. Hey. I thought you were in Portland."
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"I wish I could take you with me."
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"but I think I might have actually gotten even closer with my dad."
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"[Rings]"
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"Honeydew! What's up?"
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"Guess who's here. Your dad!"
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"[Chuckles] He drove his R.V. All the way up from Cocoa Beach."
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"He's gonna say "Hardly working." [Chuckles]"
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"I meant to tell you he was driving out."
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"Did he say it? Oh, yeah."
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"- Good kid. - He wasn't supposed to show up for a few more days."
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"A dog... to keep."
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"Yes! Yes."
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"Yes, I should have told Claire about the dog, and I was going to."
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"But I was just waiting for her to be in the right mood."
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"Actually, I did get one right mood a couple nights ago,"
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"but I cashed that in for something else."
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"- Am I in trouble? - Oh, really, really big."
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"Okay, I'm a little scared. How bad is this? Oh, well-"
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"We have a new rule- no sleeping in the bedroom. [Chuckles]"
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"Mr. Pritchett. Uh, Ben- Ben Dugan."
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"I went to high school with Mitch. We were in the drama club together."
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"That's right. Yeah."
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"You know, you and Mitch knocked The Sunshine Boys out of the park."
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"Still acting. Fantastic."
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"Actually, it's exciting. I'm in a new movie, Maple Drive. Just came out."
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"You're kidding me. Look at me. I know somebody famous."
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"Uh, anyway, I got to go."
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"Great to see you. Good to see you too. Yeah."
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"Kid's a movie star."
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"Hey, how'd it go in there? No cavities."
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"And I got a free toothbrush. Hey, you want to go to the movies?"
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"I just heard about a good one. But I'm supposed to be in school."
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"Well, you're supposed to floss too, but you got away with that one."
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"Come on. Let's go."
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"[Jay] One of the greatest days of my life..."
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"was when my old man sprung me from school and took me to the track."
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"I wanted to do the same type of thing for Manny,"
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"plus I figured when Gloria heard about it, maybe it pays off in the bedroom."
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"I wonder if that's why my old man did it."
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"Oh, crap."
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"[Dad] Your mother-in-law just had to have the dog."
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"Turns out she's allergic."
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"And the pet store didn't have a grace period or a return policy or anything?"
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"I got him from the pound."
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"Was there a twister in Kansas? 'Cause there's a house in my driveway."
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"Welcome home, Mr. Dunphy. Uh, always a pleasure, Mr. Dunphy."
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"Indeed it is, Mr. Dunphy. Place it there."
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"- Oh, I shall. I shall. - I miss this. Get in here."
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"[Phil] My dad is awesome."
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"He's awesome. He's always up. He's always happy."
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"I mean, he and I are best buds. We're like two peas in a pod."
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"They've actually been all those things for Halloween. Yeah."
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"Oy. This must be Scout, huh?"
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"I should warn you. He sheds. I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road."
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"Now my sheets look like two bigfoots did it. Pardon the language."
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"[Chuckles] How's Mom? Speaking of big feet, eh?"
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"She's on a cruise with her girlfriends,"
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"some of which are not totally unattractive."
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"Oh, that reminds me. She sent some gifts for the kids."
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"Um, I will be right back."
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"- You three get better acquainted. - Will do!"
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"Bye! Will do!"
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"I cannot believe you got a dog without consulting me."
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"This was a major family decision."
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"It was wrong. Yeah."
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"And I'm sorry. Mmm."
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"But we have talked about getting a dog for years,"
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"and you're the only one who wasn't into it."
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"Because I knew that I would be the one taking care of it."
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"That's not true. Uh-"
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"No, we will all help. Mm-hmm?"
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"This is a great chance to teach the kids responsibility."
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"That is exactly what you said about Luke's paper route."
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey, hey ♪"
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"Hello? ♪♪ [Suspenseful]"
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"Is anyone in there?"
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"[Gasps]"
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"[Breathing Heavily]"
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"Red's a good color on you."
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"[Screaming]"
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