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Clips from Modern Family - Travels with Scout (S01E01)

"I'll always remember him as the stranger holding my baby."
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"Yeah. Hey, guys, let's, uh- let's just take five."
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"What's up with 21 Jump Street?"
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"Oh, well, their drummer quit and I'm gonna fill in for him tomorrow night."
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"No, no. We have Pepper's après-ski fondue party tomorrow night, Cam."
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"Oh, no."
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"So you'll just have to tell your band that they're gonna have to find someone else."
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"You know what? No. I'm not gonna let these fellas down. I made a commitment."
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"And you know how Pepper is. Everything has to be perfect."
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"He gets mad if you don't wear a big sweater."
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"So I'm going by myself, is that what you're saying?"
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"[Exhales] I just feel like I kind of need this."
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"To round out your college applications?"
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"It's just that because I'm always home with Lily..."
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"I just feel like I'm going a little bit stir-crazy."
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"Look at the den. Every time I finish painting it, I start all over again."
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"It's like the Golden Gate Bridge."
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"I'm gonna go back to jamming."
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"[Grunts, Screams]"
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"Yeah, we gotta fix this. Ay."
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"♪♪ [Speakers: Rock] [Chattering]"
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"Hey, what's with the big sweater at a concert? Is that a gay thing?"
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"No, Dad. It's for my friend Pepper's après-ski fondue-"
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"Hope they start soon. I don't think Scout likes to be left alone."
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"You love the dog."
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"No, I don't love the dog. I love my couch."
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"And the dog was looking at it like it was a giant sausage."
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"Good news, you two. You're getting your driveway back."
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"I'm hitting the open road in the morning. Oh, already?"
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"Yeah. Anxious to get home and see Mom, huh?"
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"No, I'm just gonna drive wherever the wind blows me,"
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"which is usually into the next lane."
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"[Alex] Can we get some sodas, Grandpa?"
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"He's not going home? He's never been away from my mom for longer than a doctor's appointment."
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"Honey, I know. I told you."
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"I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers."
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"It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper."
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"Hey. Thanks, everybody, for coming out."
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"These are some songs we wrote."
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"One, two. One, two, three."
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"♪ Baby, don't leave me I just want you to know ♪"
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"♪ I want you to know ♪"
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"♪ I cannot control ♪"
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"♪ I heard you screamin' my name I'm goin' insane ♪"
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"Well, the plan was..."
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"But he was so great up there."
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"How-How could I leave?"
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"♪ I'll be your vampire ♪"
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"It was his moment."
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"- ♪ Come on ♪ - Wow!"
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"I know!"
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"♪♪ [Continues]"
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"[Drumstick Clatters]"
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"Turns out I could have run to the party and made it back for the end of his moment."
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"Manny, go brush your teeth and get ready for bed, okay?"
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"Your bed. Can I watch TV?"
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"Mmm, only 10 minutes. Okay."
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"We'll speak no more of it now."
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"[Beeps] Hey, Jay, it's Ben Dugan. I got your message."
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"Uh, yes, I'm happy to help out. I'll swing by tonight."
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"What's that? That's Ben. That's the guy who was in the movie."
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"I figure when Manny sees him, sees how nice he is, he'll realize it's all pretend."
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"[No Doorbell]"
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"[Gloria] You think that will work? [Jay] Guy's a sweetheart."
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"Manny's gonna spend two minutes with him. He'll explain how the movie's made."
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"He's even bringing his fake machete. Thing's made of rubber."
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"- You mean you wish to train here as a novice? - [Knocking]"
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"Hey, are you Manny? I'm here for you."
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"Look what I got."
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"[Screaming]"
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"Mom, he's here!"
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"[Manny Crying]"
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"¡Ay!"
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"We're gonna need a bigger bed!"
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"[Knocking]"
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"[Jay] Oh, geez."
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"Oh, my God! I think that's him."
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"Hey. You stayed. Yeah."
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"Well, you know, I'm-I'm with the band."
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"but I think once I learn all the songs-"
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"I thought- I thought this was a one-time thing?"
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"Are you kidding? We destroyed in there."
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"That was Phil. He had a Red Bull."
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"Hey, guys. Good gig, huh?"
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"- Yeah. Totally awesome, man. - Heck of a gig."
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"No. My parents broke up again."
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"I'm not moving. I can stay in the band."
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"[Chuckles] Well, this is awkward."
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"Uh- Cam."
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"Oh, awkward for me."
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"Good luck following that, Ringo."
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"I believe this belongs to you."
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"I don't want to drag the house along with me. [Chuckles]"
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"Come here, you little monkeys."
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"Bye, Grandpa. We'II miss you."
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"[Alex] Drive safe, Grandpa. Oh, I'll try."
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"You sure you don't want to stay for breakfast?"
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"No, I ought to be hitting the road."
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"Well, adios."
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"Dad, hold on. Hmm?"
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"Can I talk to you for a second? Sure."
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"[Whispers] Guys. Come on."
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"I don't think you're being honest with me."
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"I- I know something is going on with you."
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"What's up?"
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"Something up? Well, my boxers are, uh, riding a little high."
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"I'm not in the mood for jokes right now, although you nailed that."
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"Thanks. Great stuff."
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"Thanks."
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"It's nothing. Oh, it's nothing?"
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"Nothing to do with Mom? No!"
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"Well, yeah. I've fallen in love."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Who is she? He!"
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"What?"
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"It's that little guy right over there."
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"Come on over here. Come on."
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"Come on. There you go. Ah, look at him."
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"Driving across country,"
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"this little bastard nuzzled his way right into my heart, didn't ya?"
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