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Clips from Community (2009) - Epidemiology (S02E02)

"A time of vampires, hobgoblins, Draculas,"
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"T. Rex."
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"Hello. Guess who I am."
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"Oh, I don't understand. Shut up."
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"Right, between..."
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"Saying they feel sorry for you?"
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"Michelle Kwan? Wrong."
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"Well, I'm a sexy Dracula. You mean vampire."
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"If found, repeat key phrase, echo, tango, x-ray, nine, nine, seven.""
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Last question, and I know it's a long shot."
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"Okay. Cotton swabs."
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"causing hyperaggression. It could take years to take over the world."
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"These guys don't seem so... I will help you."
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"Wait, before you barricade us in, I need to ask if anyone has been bitten."
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"- Are they hosting the Oscars? - Damn."
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"And the winner for Best Adapted Oscar Burn:"
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"I'm not Ripley, Abed. I'm a cool, sexy Dracula."
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"Hamster!"
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"A hamster! Way to go. Run, run!"
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"Troy, why did you ditch your costume?"
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"What defines a nerd?"
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"Let's not keep moving, because there is an insane cat down here."
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"we can hoist against the wall and then squeeze through it."
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"Move, move! Now drop down, drop down."
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"No!"
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"so unfortunately..."
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"Better have a plan B."
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"Okay, I don't know why I thought this would work."
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"Hello, zombie Annie."
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"Still cool as a zombie."
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"I don't know why, but I'm kind of over zombies."
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"And so Troy and Abed went back to the dormitory"
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"Listen, if you survive, please spread this message for me:"
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"Halloween:"
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"boogens and headless mice."
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"I'm George Takei."
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"You know what? Let's just get to it."
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"How is it?"
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"Pretty good taco meat. I wonder how the dean scored this sweet spread."
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"Ah-ah-ah. Chef Gaga never reveals her caterer."
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"And don't try reading my pa- pa- pa- poker face."
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"It's military rations from an Army surplus store."
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"I didn't read your poker face, you left the containers in the garbage."
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"Oh, well, um, you guys have fun."
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"I'm gonna go take out the garbage."
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"You may also want to adjust your iTunes setting."
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"When it's not playing an endless loop of ABBA's greatest hits,"
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"it's playing what may be your personal voice memos."
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"What?"
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"Note to self: Get oil changed."
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"Check Netflix for that movie where Greg Kinnear plays a ghost."
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"No, an angel."
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"And something called Human Centi..."
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"David Beckham. Dragon turtle?"
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"Man, I wonder how much effort you put into being accidentally handsome"
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"for a costume every year."
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"Half the effort you'll be putting into eating and drinking."
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"Let me help you, dragon turtle."
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"Guys, Shirley's costume is once again unwittingly ambiguous."
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"I don't know what she's supposed to be, but she's not Miss Piggy."
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"I repeat, she is not Miss Piggy. You're on your own."
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"Umm. Can't you just say? No."
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"Pierce, are you okay? Huh? What?"
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"Whoa. Hey, if you get any more sweaty and puffy,"
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"your costume's gonna reach authenticity."
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"He's acting like the impression of him we do."
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""What?" "Where am I?""
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""Where's the black boy in the uniform?""
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"Oh, man, just when you think it's funny."
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"- Pierce? - You know something?"
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"Okay, okay. Okay."
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"Excuse me, I think my friend is really sick."
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"I'm not a doctor. I'm a doctor."
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"Annie. Rich, from pottery class."
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"Oh, hey. Oh, hey."
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"Wow, this looks serious."
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"- Let's get him over here. - Okay."
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"Boy, he is just not in very good shape, is he?"
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"But you look fantastic. Oh, thank you."
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"Look at you, with your hood."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What is it?"
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"Get away from those hotties."
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"You're safe now."
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"If that thing comes back, I need one or both of your phone numbers."
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"I don't get it. How do you do it?"
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"Well, I'm wearing a $6000 suit,"
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"and you spent three days making cardboard robot armor."
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"I'm saying I remind girls less of taking their little brothers to Comic-Con."
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"- Rich. - More?"
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"Put her with the others."
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"Hundred and two. This may be food poisoning."
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"Rich, what did I tell you?"
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"To rule out food poisoning. Yes."
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"But also not to say the words out loud."
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"Okay, I'm ruling out food poisoning."
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"Guess who I am."
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"Kristi Yamaguchi? Peggy Fleming."
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"Just been proven racist by the racist prover."
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"Hey, guess who I am. Drink."
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"Have you noticed a weird vibe taking hold of this party?"
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"It's like every fifth person is on something seriously hard-core."
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"Yeah, I wonder who's holding"
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"the key to your riddle."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"Where's your costume? I'm trying something new."
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"But our costumes go together."
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"I'm just a guy in a spandex suit and a helmet."
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"I don't need to know which Dracula I am to be a Dracula."
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"Nerd."
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"Your symptoms are progressing even faster than everyone else's."
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"How much of that taco meat did you eat?"
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"I didn't eat any. My name is Alex."
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"Must have transferred through Pierce's bite."
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"My God, I think you're right."
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"Annie, you make quite the little nurse."
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"Thank you, Rich. You're quite a banana."
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"Jeez, why don't you guys just get a...?"
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