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Clips from Community (2009) - Epidemiology (S02E02)

"But the only people getting sick are the ones eating"
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"what I bought at your surplus store."
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"I never said the stuff was delicious, but you can't get sick, it's nonperishable."
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"What about the taco meat stuff?"
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"The what? The classic flavor?"
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"Huh? The one with the goofy label. Here."
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"What goofy label? What are you...? "Classified Phoenix."
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"Yeah, sounds delicious. Anyway, it looks like taco meat and..."
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"Greendale Community College?"
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"Speaking."
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"This is Special Operations Officer McHenry."
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"I need you to listen to me very carefully."
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"Okay, one hint. I'm a beloved character from our childhood."
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"I can't stop seeing it. I know."
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"Leonard, behave. I'm a Christian woman."
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"Leonard, you better back that pumpkin ass up or I will make a pie."
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"Doc Potterywood, remember? Rich, bigger fish."
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"There's an infection at the party making people act weird and bite each other."
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"We need to coordinate an evacuation without causing unnecessary panic."
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"Holy crap, Leonard's a zombie."
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"Zombie attack!"
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"Never mind."
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"Um. Um!"
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"I'm sorry. Open the door!"
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"I've been told we need a little baby quarantine until the Army gets here."
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"The Army? I know, right?"
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"They said to wait for six hours. Stay strong."
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"Hey, guess who I am."
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"Or don't."
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"Head to the back!"
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"You punched a lady bee."
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"- Oh, thank God you're all right. - Shirley, door."
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"- Okay, did we lose anybody out there? - No."
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"- Is anybody hurt? - No."
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"Did anybody shut off the dean's playlist?"
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"Two percent milk, eggs, deodorant,"
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"Puppy Chow, black light, whole milk..."
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"It's officially a waking nightmare."
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"Add Eat Pray Love soundtrack to workout mix."
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"When are the police coming?"
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"- Help is on the way. - Hello?"
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"Help is on the way. Help... Hello?"
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"Flavor Flav was right. It's the end of days."
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"It can't be the end of days. It's not 2012 yet."
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"It's not the end of days."
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"It's a rabies-related pathogen affecting the prefrontal cortex of the brain,"
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"How many years? One, one and a half."
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"2012, end of days."
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"End of days, end of days."
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"Good thinking, Jeff, vertical fold."
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"You making fun of me? That jacket is worth more"
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"than the island you were grown on, Chiquita MD."
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"Chiquita MD, I like it."
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"This is a good time to let you know I hate you."
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"Shouldn't we be barricading the room?"
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"I don't know."
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"You bit? Huh? You bit?"
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"This pathogen is spread through bites."
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"If anyone has been bitten and you allow us to seal ourselves in here with you,"
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"you're putting us all in danger."
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"Barricade."
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"Are we really just gonna sit here?"
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"Army's gonna be here in six hours."
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"Why six hours?"
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"Jeff Winger for Oh, Snap: The Man Who Went There."
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"Those people don't have six hours. Judging from the temperatures,"
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"in three hours, they're gonna suffer brain damage."
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"After that, they're gonna be dead. What?"
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"We have to do something for them. Do something for the zombies?"
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"If we lower the temperature of the building,"
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"would it break the fever and kill the virus?"
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"It might."
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"I know where the thermostat is, out on the wall."
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"Troy, we have to rise to the occasion like Ripley and kick butt."
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"I make love to ladies and I survive. I'm with Troy."
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"Guys, those are not zombies. Those are our classmates and they're sick."
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"They can make us sick by biting us. The banana said so."
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"It's true. The incubation only takes minutes."
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"You get a stomachache, then your skin turns red."
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"Followed by cold sweats, muscle spasms, high fever."
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"Then the uncontrollable urge to bite uninfected flesh."
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"Oh, Jesus. And I forgot one symptom."
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"Slurred speech."
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"You got bit!"
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"I felt like maybe I was special."
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"Special? You're not special."
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"I'm special. I was bit 10 minutes ago and I'm f..."
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"Oh, great. Nobody's special!"
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"Hey, Rich, just so you know, I hate you less now."
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"That's how much I hate your normal self."
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"You have to destroy the brain."
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"- Head for the stairs! - Look out."
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"What about Annie?"
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"- Don't look back. - Why not? Oh!"
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"Don't look back."
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"We have to go help them."
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"You can't help them by getting bit."
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"It's occupied."
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"Oh, this is how I die, as Miss Piggy."
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"You're not Miss Piggy. You're Glinda the Good Witch."
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"You knew?"
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"Just so you know, I've always loved Peggy Fleming."
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"You're not a racist. Mm-mm."
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"Mm? Mm."
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"Get in. Get in."
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"Oh, cool. A dark basement."
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"I was just thinking we should be doing this in a dark basement."
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"Why bring that up now, Abed? We might die down here."
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"All the more reason to get this ironed out. You called me a nerd."
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"Committing to a costume with your best friend, is that what nerds do?"
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"I don't know, because I'm not a nerd,"
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"so I'm not taking part in this conversation."
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"Shh! Nerds! Did you hear that?"
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"Jeez!"
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"It was just a cat. Let's keep moving."
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"Holy crap."
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"What is up with that cat?"
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"- Is someone throwing it? - Let's keep moving."
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"But what about the zombies?"
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"Back burner, Troy. This cat has to be dealt with."
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