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Clips from Man Seeking Woman - Pitbull (S01E01)

"(Lever clicking)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Having a good night."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh. (Laughs)"
Man Seeking Woman
"He had a good night. Ooh."
Man Seeking Woman
"One size fits all."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
Man Seeking Woman
"Dude, where you going, man?"
Man Seeking Woman
"I'm going home. Come on."
Man Seeking Woman
"You can't quit, Josh."
Man Seeking Woman
"There's still plenty of girls left."
Man Seeking Woman
"That's not gonna happen, man."
Man Seeking Woman
"I'm-I'm tired, and I'm broke,"
Man Seeking Woman
"and it's very late. I'm-I'm done."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Let me buy you drink. - I don't want another drink, man!"
Man Seeking Woman
"Whoa."
Man Seeking Woman
"You, do a shot with me."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Yeah. Go. - Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay."
Man Seeking Woman
"Okay. Hey."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Woman laughs) Attaboy!"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Mumbles) All right, okay."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Sniffing)"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Slow-motion growling)"
Man Seeking Woman
"All right... ooh."
Man Seeking Woman
"Ooh. Oh, gosh. Okay."
Man Seeking Woman
"Now it's like Basic Instinct."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Take it off. - Okay. Yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah. (Both moaning)"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Moaning and groaning) Okay."
Man Seeking Woman
"- (Panting) Oh, give it to me. - Okay. Here we go."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Shh. - Okay. Aah. Go."
Man Seeking Woman
"- You get on top. - Oh, okay."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Get on top. - Yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Okay. Okay. - Come on."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh. Yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"Josh! This is for Josh. Uh."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, I want it. Come on."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Sighs)"
Man Seeking Woman
"- I want you to give it... - Oh, my God. Yes."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Give it to me. Give it to me. - Oh, yeah, give, give. Oh."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Uh, uh... - Come on."
Man Seeking Woman
"to the bathroom real quick? Just two secs."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah. Just hurry. Go."
Man Seeking Woman
"Hurry. Hurry."
Man Seeking Woman
"Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?!"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Touch tones sounding)"
Man Seeking Woman
"You just dropped me off a few seconds ago."
Man Seeking Woman
"You are the drunk boy."
Man Seeking Woman
"I-I am the drunk boy. Listen, this is"
Man Seeking Woman
"kind of embarrassing, but I lost my dick,"
Man Seeking Woman
"so, can you just take a look"
Man Seeking Woman
"and see if it's there?"
Man Seeking Woman
"I don't see it."
Man Seeking Woman
"Wait. Uh, may-maybe it rolled onto the floor."
Man Seeking Woman
"I see no dicks, my friend."
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh, just one-one second!"
Man Seeking Woman
"I'll check the... I'll check the lost and found."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah, there's a couple dicks in here."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Is it pierced? - No."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Does it have prongs? - What?"
Man Seeking Woman
"It's not here."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Shit! - Woman: Hey!"
Man Seeking Woman
"Jared! Come on!"
Man Seeking Woman
"Just one, uh, second!"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Touch tones sounding)"
Man Seeking Woman
"nobody turned in any dicks. Sorry, buddy."
Man Seeking Woman
"Thank you. (Door opens over phone)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Can't... whoa!"
Man Seeking Woman
"What happened?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh, I-I slipped on your dick."
Man Seeking Woman
"Then it flew in the air."
Man Seeking Woman
"I landed on my back, and I guess my mouth was open,"
Man Seeking Woman
"And then, I spat it out and, well,"
Man Seeking Woman
"long story short, it's in the toilet."
Man Seeking Woman
"Can you please fish it out for me?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, my God. This is... this..."
Man Seeking Woman
"Okay, well, I... I really, really need it,"
Man Seeking Woman
"All right, fine, I'll grab it. Hold..."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Bartender yelling, dog snarling and barking)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Let go. Let go. Let go. Give me the... give me that thing!"
Man Seeking Woman
"Stop it! Out of the mouth!"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Bartender groans)"
Man Seeking Woman
"What was all that? (Dog whimpering)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Hey, come on!"
Man Seeking Woman
"in the cash register for you tomorrow."
Man Seeking Woman
"No, no, no, no, man, I need it right now."
Man Seeking Woman
"I'm-I'm with a girl, and she wants to have sex with me!"
Man Seeking Woman
"Well, you know,"
Man Seeking Woman
"sex doesn't necessarily have to involve a penis."
Man Seeking Woman
"There are many ways for you to be erotic with your partner."
Man Seeking Woman
"that can be more sensual than any penetrative act."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, this is the worst night ever."
Man Seeking Woman
"I just wrestled a pit bull for a shit-covered dick."
Man Seeking Woman
"I think a thank you might be in order."
Man Seeking Woman
"All right. Well, you're welcome."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, my God."
Man Seeking Woman
"Um, Krystal, I-I'm sorry."
Man Seeking Woman
"I can't. I'm sorry. Uh, no. Oh, yeah?"
Man Seeking Woman
"I can't. Uh, so... yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"I-I'm... this has never..."
Man Seeking Woman
"This doesn't usually happen to me. Uh..."
Man Seeking Woman
"Do you want to have, like, a long, intimate conversation?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah, yeah. Fair enough."
Man Seeking Woman
"- I hate me, too. - Geez."
Man Seeking Woman
"I'm-I'm on the south side of the park."
Man Seeking Woman
"I'm just gonna be, uh, running loops."
Man Seeking Woman
"All right. I'm so proud of you!"
Man Seeking Woman
"- What are you doing here? - Oh, man, I got so drunk,"
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, yeah, uh, that's-that's also what I forgot."
Man Seeking Woman
"Me and this banging little skank tore"
Man Seeking Woman
"through a ten-pack of condoms."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah. Oh. Filled her up with my milk."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Milkman's coming. Hello. - Yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Laughs) Got, like, six gallons of milk for you."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah, I get it, yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"How'd it go with that drunk chick?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Lots of, uh, milk, and, uh, it was a very positive experience."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Laughs) Yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"- What did I tell you, boy. - Uh! (Groans)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Hey, here are your dicks."
Man Seeking Woman
"Thank-thank you."
Man Seeking Woman
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