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Clips from Man Seeking Woman - Pitbull (S01E01)

"Oh..."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Moaning on computer)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Of course, what... What? What's up?"
Man Seeking Woman
"This is fun. I think-I think..."
Man Seeking Woman
"I like what we have."
Man Seeking Woman
"Or-or that time on the bus on the"
Man Seeking Woman
"What? When?"
Man Seeking Woman
"I'm sorry, Josh. I'm leaving."
Man Seeking Woman
"We can try new things, we can spice it up."
Man Seeking Woman
"Better get hard, son. I'm getting you laid tonight."
Man Seeking Woman
"it's just a matter of time."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Mm-hmm. - The path to love..."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Oh. Uh, yeah. - You know?"
Man Seeking Woman
"maybe not gonna take a day."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, look at this plant. That's you."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Huh. - And you're gonna be like,"
Man Seeking Woman
"Whoa, whoa... why don't you go running with me tomorrow?"
Man Seeking Woman
"New and improved Josh. Bright and early."
Man Seeking Woman
"- See you tomorrow morning. - I'm excited. For you."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Yes! - Bye, bye, bye."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, you don't act... oh."
Man Seeking Woman
"- All right, fine. Five minutes. - Okay, come on,"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ I'll put that charm up in that slot and hit the jackpot ♪ (Both): Mmm!"
Man Seeking Woman
"Dude, we drank, we ate, it is on."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Indistinct chatter)"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Music distorts, stops)"
Man Seeking Woman
"- No. - No."
Man Seeking Woman
"I'm starting to think that you don't want to go in there."
Man Seeking Woman
"Well, it's never gonna happen, is it, man?"
Man Seeking Woman
"- Uh, let me just tie my shoes. - No, there's no time."
Man Seeking Woman
"Don't worry. Still plenty of time to score."
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh... okay, and you're gone."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Whoops) This is the best night of my life!"
Man Seeking Woman
"Divide and conquer."
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh, uh, uh, uh, come on."
Man Seeking Woman
"Hi. Hi. Hey."
Man Seeking Woman
"Mmm, mmm. (Grunting)"
Man Seeking Woman
"- All right, that's 38 bucks. - It's $38?"
Man Seeking Woman
"So, one-one cosmo."
Man Seeking Woman
"Thank... thank you."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, this is so easy. Mmm."
Man Seeking Woman
"All you got to do is find a girl, walk up to her,"
Man Seeking Woman
"One second."
Man Seeking Woman
"Well, how did you learn to do that?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Well, the same way everybody learns."
Man Seeking Woman
"I-I don't know. I just walk up to them and say random stuff."
Man Seeking Woman
"- About what? - The room we're in."
Man Seeking Woman
"Or if there's a song playing, I'll reference the song."
Man Seeking Woman
"Stuff like that."
Man Seeking Woman
"So, you can't do spiral eyes?"
Man Seeking Woman
"I got to see what it's like to be you."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Yeah? - Just two seconds, yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"That was, like, oh, my asshole and my throat touched"
Man Seeking Woman
"in the center of my body."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"My life is amazing!"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Mike laughs)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Supply and demand,"
Man Seeking Woman
"but there's too much demand sometimes,"
Man Seeking Woman
"and, you know, not enough of these, I guess."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Sighs)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Come on. - No, no, no."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Groaning)"
Man Seeking Woman
"- Okay. Get down. - Oh, okay."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Groans)"
Man Seeking Woman
"- All right. - Now, just take it..."
Man Seeking Woman
"- God. - Just keep it going."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Just take it off. - I'll take off my shirt,"
Man Seeking Woman
"- Oh, give it to me. - Oh, yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, great!"
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh, no,"
Man Seeking Woman
"Okay, uh, can-can you check the men's room,"
Man Seeking Woman
"because I know I had it with me at the urinal?"
Man Seeking Woman
"You're killing me, dude. Hold on."
Man Seeking Woman
"All right, I'm in the men's room by the urinals here."
Man Seeking Woman
"Well, I would, but the thing is, last guy in here"
Man Seeking Woman
"All right, man, your dick will be"
Man Seeking Woman
"I'm sorry. Thank you."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, finally."
Man Seeking Woman
"I don't think I can."
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh-huh."
Man Seeking Woman
"What?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Hey, Josh, are you lost?"
Man Seeking Woman
"- Mike: Dude! - What?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Man, last night was sick!"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Elevator bell dings)"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Exhales loudly)"
Man Seeking Woman
"- Josh, come on. - Yeah, I know."
Man Seeking Woman
"We need to talk."
Man Seeking Woman
"- I don't want to do this anymore. - What..."
Man Seeking Woman
"It's the same thing every time."
Man Seeking Woman
"Aren't you bored?"
Man Seeking Woman
"No, I'm not bored."
Man Seeking Woman
"- I think it's fun. - Remember eighth grade?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Back then, things were so passionate, they were exciting."
Man Seeking Woman
"God, I'll never forget the day we found that Delia's catalogue."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Washington, D.C. trip. - Oh, yeah. Yeah, D.C. was crazy."
Man Seeking Woman
"But lately, it's gotten so mechanical."
Man Seeking Woman
"I want more than this."
Man Seeking Woman
"I want to play guitar. I want to work a loom."
Man Seeking Woman
"Learn sign language."
Man Seeking Woman
"pick this up in, like, three and a half to four minutes time?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Okay, see, this is what I'm talking about."
Man Seeking Woman
"It's like we're just going through the motions."
Man Seeking Woman
"I mean, I've only been with one other guy."
Man Seeking Woman
"- At camp. You were asleep. - Was it that"
Man Seeking Woman
"- creepy kid with the dead eye, Tobias? - It wasn't Tobias."
Man Seeking Woman
"Then who was it?"
Man Seeking Woman
"The point is I just, I can't take this anymore."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh... wait, okay. D-don't go. Please, we can..."
Man Seeking Woman
"Different-different web sites."
Man Seeking Woman
"I... different grips."
Man Seeking Woman
"Good-bye, Josh."
Man Seeking Woman
"Good-bye, hand."
Man Seeking Woman
"Man's voice: don't you even think about it!"
Man Seeking Woman
"Thank you for joining me for dinner."
Man Seeking Woman
"Of course. That was fun."
Man Seeking Woman
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