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Clips from Man Seeking Woman - Pitbull (S01E01)

"(Groans)"
Man Seeking Woman
"You want to, uh..."
Man Seeking Woman
"You want to get a bacon-egg-and-cheese, or...?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah, yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"- I think we've got each other's. - Yup. Yup, that's exactly... yup."
Man Seeking Woman
"Woman's voice: Josh."
Man Seeking Woman
"And you'll do all those things, but can we just"
Man Seeking Woman
"- You could be my running partner. - Yeah, um..."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah, I know."
Man Seeking Woman
"All right, five minutes."
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Too much money ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Get-get up off my grind ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ You stay behind ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"- They all look the same. - Oh, it is on."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Beeping)"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Indistinct chatter)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Hey. How's it going? Hey."
Man Seeking Woman
"Hey, hi."
Man Seeking Woman
"Land ho!"
Man Seeking Woman
"a glass of water."
Man Seeking Woman
"say hi, do spiral eyes, ask her her name,"
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh, spiral something. Something with spiral?"
Man Seeking Woman
"What's up, girl?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Did that not happen to you?"
Man Seeking Woman
"- No. - That's unbelievable, man!"
Man Seeking Woman
"No condoms tonight. Mm, mm."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Sputters, sighs)"
Man Seeking Woman
"It's like a vagina party out there."
Man Seeking Woman
"Hopefully, it'll fit."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah, just let me... Can I just go"
Man Seeking Woman
"Shit! Think, think, think, think, think."
Man Seeking Woman
"Okay, all right. Uh, thank you."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Moaning) Hurry!"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Thudding, gagging, retching)"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Plopping) Bartender: Uh..."
Man Seeking Woman
"wasn't exactly an expert in the fine art of flushing."
Man Seeking Woman
"like, right now, man."
Man Seeking Woman
"Is that a dog?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, my God."
Man Seeking Woman
"Have a great night. Good luck."
Man Seeking Woman
"- I love this milk analogy, dude. - Yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah, very similar."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, that's a terrible way to drink beer."
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ My name Deezy, also known for making bras pop ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪ yeah!"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Get-get up on my grind, you-you stay behind ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh, can I get you something to drink or..."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Laughs) Two shots, please."
Man Seeking Woman
"I'm sick of it. I-I want to see what's out there."
Man Seeking Woman
"I've got to go."
Man Seeking Woman
"'cause it fell right in my mouth."
Man Seeking Woman
"For instance, a-a long, intimate conversation... sometimes"
Man Seeking Woman
"This just isn't working for me."
Man Seeking Woman
"Whoa. Oh, my..."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Muffled club music playing)"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Ha! ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"Dude, it's getting..."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Phone ringing) What up? What up?"
Man Seeking Woman
"No, you-you make a fair point."
Man Seeking Woman
"Are you..."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Buy her a drink. - No, before that."
Man Seeking Woman
"Shit!"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Laughing): Who could blame you?"
Man Seeking Woman
"- Yeah, totally... - of hay."
Man Seeking Woman
"I'm just an ordinary guy."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Man humming)"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Get-get up off my grind, you-you stay behind ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"There's this girl, Sara... she is all over me."
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"Hey, buddy, how do you think I feel?"
Man Seeking Woman
"and you take off yours. Okay."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Buzzing) You know, it's really good"
Man Seeking Woman
"I forgot my credit card at the bar."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Ooh, we crushed it, dawg. - Oh, yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"Dude, I'm no wizard."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, yes, you can."
Man Seeking Woman
"Yeah. Hi there. Hi."
Man Seeking Woman
"- (Clears his throat) Cool bar, right? - What?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Wait. Uh, okay."
Man Seeking Woman
"What? What-what do you mean?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Very, very biblical."
Man Seeking Woman
"It's in the...? Oh, man."
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"If you can't do spiral eyes, how do you hit on girls?"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Get-get up off my grind, you'll stay behind ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"for your endorphins and"
Man Seeking Woman
"because you're afraid to hit on girls."
Man Seeking Woman
"Wow, thank you. Thank you"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ You stay behind. ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ behind ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"Hey. Hey."
Man Seeking Woman
"Hi, hey."
Man Seeking Woman
"- I'm really sorry, but... - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just..."
Man Seeking Woman
"Get it in where you fit it in, dawg."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Sniffing)"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Laughs)"
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, yeah, just a... Just a minute!"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Phone buzzing)"
Man Seeking Woman
"The laptop, the lubriderm. I'm bored."
Man Seeking Woman
"S01E03 Pitbull"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Make-make-make-make, make 'em drop. ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"That was Mike and Josh. ♪ You stay behind. ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"What's good... What's the spot..."
Man Seeking Woman
"- maybe buy her a drink, and then... - Wait, wait, wait. Go back."
Man Seeking Woman
"Can't wait."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Man laughs)"
Man Seeking Woman
"It smells like curry."
Man Seeking Woman
"- Okay. I want it. There we go. - Josh, Josh, Josh."
Man Seeking Woman
"Okay."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Phone ringing) Hello."
Man Seeking Woman
"Oh, never mind. That's a cell phone charger."
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh, don't worry about it."
Man Seeking Woman
"Uh..."
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ You-you stay behind ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"(Echoing laughter)"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ You stay b... You stay behind ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"- What's up? - See you on the dance floor."
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Get-get up off my grind, you stay behind ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
"♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪"
Man Seeking Woman
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