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Clips from Louie (2010) - Cop Story (S05E05)

"Really?"
Louie (2010)
"I would have thought maybe you might be Welsh,"
Louie (2010)
"maybe you're Welsh."
Louie (2010)
"Oh. Right."
Louie (2010)
"is kind of old school."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, is it? Oh okay then."
Louie (2010)
"Then noted. Thank you very much."
Louie (2010)
"Please do."
Louie (2010)
"Wow."
Louie (2010)
"Wow, that's a-- That's a new approach."
Louie (2010)
"from thousands of years of human commerce?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, I'm 24 and I own my own store in Manhattan."
Louie (2010)
"All right then."
Louie (2010)
"Well, if you could help clean up the environment"
Louie (2010)
"you ruined on your way out."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, is there anything else we can get for you,"
Louie (2010)
"your majesties?"
Louie (2010)
"Do you always get uncomfortable around younger people?"
Louie (2010)
"I think I maybe know why."
Louie (2010)
"You don't belong in it."
Louie (2010)
"Because we're beyond you and naturally,"
Louie (2010)
"that makes you feel kinda bad."
Louie (2010)
"You have this deep down feeling that you don't matter anymore."
Louie (2010)
"Do you want your kids' world to be a step above yours?"
Louie (2010)
"that if you're a good parent"
Louie (2010)
"and your kids evolve and are smarter than you,"
Louie (2010)
"they're gonna make you feel kind of dumb?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, yeah, I guess so."
Louie (2010)
"So if you feel stupid around young people,"
Louie (2010)
"things are going good."
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪"
Louie (2010)
"Get outta the street."
Louie (2010)
"Hear me?"
Louie (2010)
"Move it, now."
Louie (2010)
"Stop looking at me."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, excuse me."
Louie (2010)
"You. Bag man."
Louie (2010)
"You."
Louie (2010)
"Let's see some identification, pal."
Louie (2010)
"I'm talking to you."
Louie (2010)
"Let's see some identification, please?"
Louie (2010)
"Lenny. Jesus Christ. Come here, you jerkoff."
Louie (2010)
"How you doing? You big piece of shit, how are you?"
Louie (2010)
"How are you? It's good to see you."
Louie (2010)
"ain't seen you in a really long time."
Louie (2010)
"like a dead baby,"
Louie (2010)
"but I see you're a big-time comedian now, right?"
Louie (2010)
"I saw you on the Jimmy-- What's-his-name show."
Louie (2010)
"You were, uh..."
Louie (2010)
"You looked like shit, but you were half funny."
Louie (2010)
"Thanks, man. It's good to see you, man,"
Louie (2010)
"it's nice to-- It's good to-- What are you doing?"
Louie (2010)
"This guy was almost my brother-in-law."
Louie (2010)
"Ah, he don't care, he's Chinese."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, well, it's nice to see you, man."
Louie (2010)
"Sure, yeah. What are you doing tomorrow?"
Louie (2010)
"You want to go to a Knicks game?"
Louie (2010)
"Uh, I don't-- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
Louie (2010)
"Don't say you want to hang out"
Louie (2010)
"and not hang out with me, Louie."
Louie (2010)
"Come on. I'm from back--"
Louie (2010)
"No, no, no, no, I know. No, no, no, I know."
Louie (2010)
"I didn't-- I wasn't--"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, but I'm saying, I'm from back home, remember? I wasn't trying--"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, yeah, no, I know. I'll take you to the Knicks game,"
Louie (2010)
"we'll sit on the floor, you can spit on the players if you want."
Louie (2010)
"You wanna spit on the players?"
Louie (2010)
"I mean... You got a phone number? Give me your phone number."
Louie (2010)
"Where's your phone?"
Louie (2010)
"What's your code? This is your phone?"
Louie (2010)
"What's your code?"
Louie (2010)
"6-7-8-9."
Louie (2010)
"This is a piece of shit, all right?"
Louie (2010)
"Alright, now we got each other's phone numbers."
Louie (2010)
"- Okay. - And we'll stay in touch, I'll call you, all right?"
Louie (2010)
"It's a Knicks game! Okay, sure."
Louie (2010)
"All right, it's great to see you, Louie."
Louie (2010)
"Look at you."
Louie (2010)
"This guy's a big comedian, Sammy."
Louie (2010)
"or I'm gonna bring you in, you understand me?"
Louie (2010)
"- All right. - Don't be offering kids candy in the street, you freak."
Louie (2010)
"Shit."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Open the door, dickhead."
Louie (2010)
"It's the cops."
Louie (2010)
"Back away from the door!"
Louie (2010)
"Hey! Jesus Christ!"
Louie (2010)
"Stop it! Don't move."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, man, cut that out. Put your hands in the air."
Louie (2010)
"Asshole. What asshole?"
Louie (2010)
"You don't insult the man with the gun."
Louie (2010)
"That's not funny, that's not funny, man."
Louie (2010)
"I'm all right. Ah."
Louie (2010)
"So, uh... this is where you live, huh?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, that's where I live."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. All right."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you. I was being sarcastic."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"How much they got you paying for rent here, huh?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I bet."
Louie (2010)
"Where do you live?"
Louie (2010)
"I live in, uh... Staten Island."
Louie (2010)
"Way nicer place than this."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, good, good, good."
Louie (2010)
"Sure, yeah."
Louie (2010)
"All right. All right, let's go."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, oh! Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. Huh, it's good to see you, huh?"
Louie (2010)
"All right. Oh!"
Louie (2010)
"Hey. What?"
Louie (2010)
"- You remember, I used to play basketball for North, right? - Right."
Louie (2010)
"Your sister used to come to all the games. Yeah, sure."
Louie (2010)
"Pretty good, right? Yeah-yeah."
Louie (2010)
"It's good!!!"
Louie (2010)
"You don't know, the whole thing with me is ball handling."
Louie (2010)
"- Right. - You know, you gotta be able to control the ball,"
Louie (2010)
"Like, try to steal e ball from me."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, try to steal it."
Louie (2010)
"No, no, no. Come on, try to steal it,"
Louie (2010)
"you try to steal the ball from me. All right."
Louie (2010)
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