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Clips from Louie (2010) - Cop Story (S05E05)

"- Hi-- Hi, can I get some help with the copper pots? - Yes?"
Louie (2010)
"Like, for very serious cooks."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, I'm a-- I'm--"
Louie (2010)
"and we're about to close up."
Louie (2010)
"What's that?"
Louie (2010)
"so you know, I mean, I get it that maybe you just work here,"
Louie (2010)
"but I would think that the owners of the store--"
Louie (2010)
"I am the owner."
Louie (2010)
"Because, frankly, most of our clientele are younger,"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, no, I don't-- You might've--"
Louie (2010)
"That whole customer is always right approach"
Louie (2010)
"Just, nothing."
Louie (2010)
"I will alert my entire generation"
Louie (2010)
"We will just be on our way."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I don't know."
Louie (2010)
"Because we're the future."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, that's-- That's--"
Louie (2010)
"That's pretty true, yeah."
Louie (2010)
"You should be glad, though."
Louie (2010)
"So, doesn't it follow"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪"
Louie (2010)
"You hear me?"
Louie (2010)
"What the hell? What's the problem?"
Louie (2010)
"Hey! Sammy!"
Louie (2010)
"You got a phone?"
Louie (2010)
"All right, I'll see you around, you big piece of shit."
Louie (2010)
"All right, man."
Louie (2010)
"Excuse me, sir!"
Louie (2010)
"Back away from the door. Jesus!"
Louie (2010)
"Jesus, man. How are you?"
Louie (2010)
"This is-- This is nice."
Louie (2010)
"Too much."
Louie (2010)
"Take a bow."
Louie (2010)
"you know what I mean?"
Louie (2010)
"This is my patented moves. I take it here this way--"
Louie (2010)
"Oh!"
Louie (2010)
"Usually the guy will just-- He'll just--"
Louie (2010)
"I never give a shit if they're winning or losing,"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, you can't come in here."
Louie (2010)
"You can't come in here."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, what's your name-- Smith?"
Louie (2010)
"for thinking you can come in this way."
Louie (2010)
"You can't come in this way."
Louie (2010)
"We'll watch the game at a bar."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, you know, we'll go to a bar and watch the game there."
Louie (2010)
"Instead, I'm growing old by myself, you know, like you."
Louie (2010)
"is just like, you know, you're below average,"
Louie (2010)
"and it's sexy, you're up on stage, but other than that,"
Louie (2010)
"It's just--"
Louie (2010)
"I just-- I can't..."
Louie (2010)
"I never--"
Louie (2010)
"Just, sometimes it just makes me feel bad."
Louie (2010)
"How do you like being a cop?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry, I didn't--"
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna take a piss."
Louie (2010)
"and he insults people and people try to"
Louie (2010)
"You gotta do some stuff like that."
Louie (2010)
"All right, well, I'm walking with you,"
Louie (2010)
"I'll go another block over and I'll walk that way"
Louie (2010)
"Why are you saying that? You know what it means?"
Louie (2010)
"I mean, I'm sorry, but you insulted me"
Louie (2010)
"about 30 times tonight."
Louie (2010)
"Do you ask about me, about myself?"
Louie (2010)
"When a person tells you that you hurt them,"
Louie (2010)
"How do you think it makes me feel for you to say that to me?"
Louie (2010)
"How do you think it makes me feel for you to say,"
Louie (2010)
"How do you think that makes me feel?"
Louie (2010)
"Lenny, Lenny, Lenny."
Louie (2010)
"Did I lose my gun?"
Louie (2010)
"Louie! Lenny."
Louie (2010)
"I can't lose my gun. Okay, okay, okay."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God!"
Louie (2010)
"Excuse me."
Louie (2010)
"No, no, no, don't ask him that."
Louie (2010)
"Did you-- I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"I gotta find it!"
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Louie!"
Louie (2010)
"You're stupid!"
Louie (2010)
"You're stupid!"
Louie (2010)
"Did anybody--"
Louie (2010)
"Like what?"
Louie (2010)
"Hey... Like, anything--"
Louie (2010)
"Crazy, huh?"
Louie (2010)
"Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh..."
Louie (2010)
"All right, and then--"
Louie (2010)
"No, no, no, well you did it before, but not just now."
Louie (2010)
"It's alright, man."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, hi. Hi, can I--"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, those are professional grade."
Louie (2010)
"I am interested in them."
Louie (2010)
"I need to get a key to unlock them"
Louie (2010)
"Shh."
Louie (2010)
"Thanks so much."
Louie (2010)
"Hi. Hello."
Louie (2010)
"Is this everything?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I guess so."
Louie (2010)
"I would have really liked to have looked at the pots."
Louie (2010)
"I was really interested in those--"
Louie (2010)
"in the copper pots."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, we're closing now, though."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, can I-- Can I say something?"
Louie (2010)
"Mm-hmm? I just--"
Louie (2010)
"I'm the kind of idiot that will come into a store like this"
Louie (2010)
"just 'cause I love this kind of stuff,"
Louie (2010)
"and I probably would have spent, like,"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, $2,000 in here today"
Louie (2010)
"if you had paid any attention to me,"
Louie (2010)
"so it doesn't matter to you,"
Louie (2010)
"Yes."
Louie (2010)
"Well, all the more reason."
Louie (2010)
"Why didn't you give me a little--"
Louie (2010)
"and they are serious about cooking."
Louie (2010)
"Our customers come here to find the best,"
Louie (2010)
"not because they want their egos stroked"
Louie (2010)
"by a young Asian clerk."
Louie (2010)
"Whoa!"
Louie (2010)
"Whoa, wait a minute, I didn't--"
Louie (2010)
"I didn't know you were--"
Louie (2010)
"I didn't even know you were Asian."
Louie (2010)
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